IMPACT Wrestling LD 08-08-13 Countdown to Hardcore Justice

[Lowdown]

Wouldn't mind seeing Low Ki again, but I don't know if it would help Impact.

 

[Lowdown]

MMA guy shows up in TNA....Angle's music hits. Seems familiar.

Said damn near the same thing to Rampage. Does this mean Ortiz is joining the Mafia?

 

[klunderbunker]

ENOUGH WITH THE ACES AND 8'S TONIGHT!

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Bully Ray comes across as a right cock

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Daniel Bryan supports Dove Men's Face Care

 

[Lowdown]

Safe to say the night has been mostly disappointing, huh?

 

[hatehabsforever]

Not really sure what the point of all of that was. Ortiz comes to the ring, says he didn't have much to say, and he gets interrupted by two guys and says nothing.

What's up with Rampage? Or King Mo for that matter? I'm not being a smart ass, it's a serious question as I haven't watched Impact for months.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Rampage is in the Mafia. King Mo is MIA.

 

[Lowdown]

Legit questions. Chances are neither Rampage or Ortiz will wrestle a match in TNA. But they've done way more than King Mo thus far.

 

[klunderbunker]

This is the first in arena segment to not have the Aces and 8's involved tonight.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Imagine that shit. I hated ortiz in mma, and I don't give two fucks about him now. Give that fucking tv time to someone else. Doesn't tna know that he was a fucking d-bag in the ufc? The dude was a straight asshole

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

"Women's Champion"

Christy is running for that job in WWE circa 2005.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Am I the only one who could not give two fucks about the rest of the broadcast apart from Kaz/Daniels?

 

[hatehabsforever]

Rampage is in the Mafia. King Mo is MIA.

Well if Rampage is in the Mafia, isn't it obvious that Ortiz is going to end up with the bikers? Neither may actually wrestle, but won't they end up on opposite sides regardless?

 

[Lowdown]

Only thing making this match enjoyable so far is Mickie's ass and BAM!

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Well, that was a waste of 7 minutes.

 

[klunderbunker]

There are currently 5 KNockouts.

That's more girls than we have tag teams at this point.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

WMJ, I didn't miss anything. DVR is a beautiful invention.

Tito's music is awful.

Love seeing James Storm. Even if it is against a jobber team. Though its hard to hate Robbie E. He plays his part so well.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

I'm logging off after Kaz vs Daniels because the rest of this Impact looks, on paper, awful.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I'm logging off after Kaz vs Daniels because the rest of this Impact looks, on paper, awful.

We haven't seen Aries yet. That alone is worth finishing the show.

 

[Lowdown]

That was probably the worse dialogue I've heard between Ray and Devon.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Kaz and Daniels are entering to their own individual themes. Significant?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I wonder if there will be massive dissension haha

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Daniels: "WTF man? You blew the spot!"

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

One double countout later...