IMPACT Wrestling for 08.01.13 is from Wichita, Texas! Who is #August1Warning?

[klunderbunker]

I still kind of like Bradley.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I like Bradley. They can definitely work with him. Crowd loves to boo him.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

It's time for the Bottom Two Match!

 

[Gelgarin]

You know what would have been epic? If they'd given him Big Van Vadar's headset.

 

[Lowdown]

What the hell was Bradley babbling about?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

The Boomstick. I forgot it was named that. Bruce Campbell oughta kick his ass.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

You know what would have been epic? If they'd given him Big Van Vadar's headset.

HA! I'd have laughed out loud. Legit.

 

[klunderbunker]

What the hell was Bradley babbling about?

His finisher is a big clothesline. He hits those, he gets points.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Not a clothesline. A Lariat. *pedanticfacepalm*

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Awful backbreaker.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Pretty sure that one's gonna leave a nasty bruise on Park's back.

 

[Gelgarin]

Well the crowd seem happy.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

What in the fucking shit bollocks was that? You might as well release Bradley now.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

The more I see the new X Division championship, the less I hate it.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

It's kind of like Robbie E.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I don't know what was wrong with it. Well, besides its size.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Just like Robbie E.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Real Estate Steve can't keep going crazy like that

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

"Now we're gonna make Aces and Eights an offer they can't refuse."
Kurt: "I'll trade Boardwalk for Indiana and Illinois Ave."
Bully: "Deal!"

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't like those shorts. They look like his gear fell apart.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

I don't fucking know your American Monopoly properties. All I know is Mayfair is worth a lot

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I don't fucking know your American Monopoly properties. All I know is Mayfair is worth a lot

Would you have understood me better if I used Star Wars Monopoly lingo?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

When Roode, Aries, Hardy or Ray were World Champ you got that sense watching them that they were larger than life and that the belt mattered, I hate saying this cause I love the guy but I just don't sense that watching Sabin right now, it feels like he shouldn't hold it. He wasn't ready to hold it, they should have built him up much more.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

They never should've had him win it right now. Awful timing IMO. Have Bully cheat to win. I wouldn't care as long as he kept it.

 

[shattered dreams]

White hummer angle, what could go wrong?