IMPACT Wrestling for 08.01.13 is from Wichita, Texas! Who is #August1Warning?

[Whap Me Jungles]

Rule number 1 of wrestling a face big man: don't go for submissions.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Roode going to pull an Eddie Guerrero soon?

 

[Gelgarin]

Nice little match there.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Still no damn suit for Rampage? Come on.

 

[Harthan]

Still no damn suit for Rampage? Come on.

I was about to say it makes him look like a groupie instead of part of the MEM.

The rest of them look pretty badass, though. Reforming the group was probably a good idea.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Rampage is the one out of those five who would look most badass in a suit.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Still no damn suit for Rampage? Come on.

He's too tough for them. Didn't you know?

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

And Samoa Joe wasn't?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

If TNA gets an app and starts promoting it like crazy, I might end it all.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Kazarian live tweeting: instantly better than the next segment.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I think EY was counting 2.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

If TNA gets an app and starts promoting it like crazy, I might end it all.

They've been promoting the Evolve app with Jeff Hardy.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Joseph Park twerking? That is what I will now use to kill an unwanted boner.

 

[Gelgarin]

Please say Park is going to wrestle in a Lucha mask.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

At least we can't see TJ Manik's face

 

[klunderbunker]

....WOW they're not even hiding that this is ripped off from WCW.

 

[Gelgarin]

So TJ Perkins kinda came across and more convincing and more interesting than Chris Sabin.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

....WOW they're not even hiding that this is ripped off from WCW.

Bischoff tends to go with what he knows.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Whoever the mystery man is, he's not very green. That thing gets like 6 mpg.

 

[Lowdown]

Why hide Perkins face now? It's like dealing with Misterio all over again.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

It makes a lot more sense though

 

[It's Damn Real!]

At least we can't see TJ Manik's face

They showed it two or three times now. We already know what he looks like.

 

[Gelgarin]

I like the masked guy not irrationally wearing the mask 24/7. If you're not actively playing up lucha tradition there's really not a lot of need for it.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Why hide Perkins face now? It's like dealing with Misterio all over again.

When you think about it, it makes sense. What he's saying is without the mask he was just TJ Perkins and achieved nothing, with it, hes done something, its given him a confidence.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Well, 5-10 years later, on the TNA best of DVDs, they could easily say it never happened. Just like Rey Misterio.