I'm pretty much a vagina.

[Monkey_Mania]

So, me and my girl are out drinking tonight. We stood outside to have a smoke. We then start making out. I then push her up against a wall, and just I dont know...like you should know... Anyways. I then go ask my buddy who's place we were at to see if I could use on of his rooms. He says yes, and to make a long story short. We were both naked. I had the condom on, she pulls me in. Then it happens....I SAY NO.


Does this make me a vagina? Keep in mind that we havent had sex yet.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

we have already had this conversation you twat

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Nope! It makes you great But smoking is bad!

 

[Monkey_Mania]

we have already had this conversation you twat

Your face is a twat.


Sorry, ice been drinking and IC25 just accesesed my keyvoard.

 

[Khalifa]

If she is hot like smoking hot ( no pun intended) then yes your a vagina.

 

[Spunky]

Show us yer rat!

 

[Eternal Dragon]

How many times do I have to say this Mikeeeeeeee? COME ON!!! YOU DID THE RIGHT THING!

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[HBK-aholic]

You're so sweet, bless.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Your face is a twat.


Sorry, ice been drinking and IC25 just accesesed my keyvoard.

no. but it may have residue of twat on it

 

[Monkey_Mania]

no. but it may have residue of twat on it

Lulz...

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Monkey, you are my protege...and I have taught you well. Proud

 

[Uncle Sam]

You didn't say why. If you said no for no reason... what?

 

[Mr. TM]

I'll have to agree with the earlier statement. Smoking is bad.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You are a vagina. Condom? Give me a break.....

 

[BooCocky]

you cant fault a man for wanting to practice safe sex.. FTS, you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[FromTheSouth]

you cant fault a man for wanting to practice safe sex.. FTS, you should be ashamed of yourself.

I should be.

Actually, I was kidding. I do hate them though. Necessary evil.

 

[Milkyway!]

I remember when we used to have only two condoms to choose from. Woolie bully and little boe peep =\\ Now they have flavors and everything.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Moral of the story: don't drink with someone that you have sexual tension with, especially if she wants it really bad. Why did you fail to have a convo with her about sex, Monkey? Ah, never mind...girls will never admit this, but they are pretty much powerless when they want to go to bed with someone. I broke up with the woman I was with in my first sexually active relationship on multiple occasions. Without fail, we would get back together in a day or two and talk about how we wouldn't have sex for some time because we wanted to get to know each other on a level beyond the physical. But, also without fail, we would be fucking again about three days later.

 

[justinsayne]

Well they say you are what you eat, I since I doubt you did that either I'm gonna say no you're not a vagina