Steamboat Ricky
WZCW's Living Legend
So...
I was involved in some kind of Wrestlemania-type show where I was scheduled to face off against Andre the Giant in some kind of home-run hitting type contest. I was super nervous...as Andre is the kind of guy who can crush you simply if he decides to do so.
Well, I decided I needed some advice on how to handle the situation. So, I go in the back to find an nWo sized Hart Foundation huddled around in a circle. One such member....my ex-girlfriend. I ask her if she has seen the man I'm looking for....the man who has more experience than any other against the likes of Andre the Giant....the man.....Owen Hart. She has not seen him.
Next best....a humble man who is an intricate part of the nWo sized Hart Foundation pops up...the man.....Hulk Hogan. He has a bit of experience with Andre, he says. So he gives me some advice. He reminds me that I won't exactly be facing Andre at any given point. He will go....I will go. Never at the same time. He told me not to fear.
I was still pretty terrified, so I went looking for Owen some more. Finally...I found him. He gave me the cold shoulder and wouldn't help me. He then got really mad at my ex for even talking to me about him. It was uncomfortable.
Then, the event finally came. It wasn't a wrestling setup at all. I'm pretty sure it was at some SkyDome-type ballpark where two full rosters were sitting in dugouts. I came out of my dugout, awaiting Andre. However, when his time came...Andre had been replaced with some John Kruk/Bob Golic hybrid. I was pretty ticked off.
The End
I was involved in some kind of Wrestlemania-type show where I was scheduled to face off against Andre the Giant in some kind of home-run hitting type contest. I was super nervous...as Andre is the kind of guy who can crush you simply if he decides to do so.
Well, I decided I needed some advice on how to handle the situation. So, I go in the back to find an nWo sized Hart Foundation huddled around in a circle. One such member....my ex-girlfriend. I ask her if she has seen the man I'm looking for....the man who has more experience than any other against the likes of Andre the Giant....the man.....Owen Hart. She has not seen him.
Next best....a humble man who is an intricate part of the nWo sized Hart Foundation pops up...the man.....Hulk Hogan. He has a bit of experience with Andre, he says. So he gives me some advice. He reminds me that I won't exactly be facing Andre at any given point. He will go....I will go. Never at the same time. He told me not to fear.
I was still pretty terrified, so I went looking for Owen some more. Finally...I found him. He gave me the cold shoulder and wouldn't help me. He then got really mad at my ex for even talking to me about him. It was uncomfortable.
Then, the event finally came. It wasn't a wrestling setup at all. I'm pretty sure it was at some SkyDome-type ballpark where two full rosters were sitting in dugouts. I came out of my dugout, awaiting Andre. However, when his time came...Andre had been replaced with some John Kruk/Bob Golic hybrid. I was pretty ticked off.
The End
