I want to kick Wes and friends in the balls.

[Derf]

I'm trying to get drunk and possibly laid, and him nd his fucking football internet friends kep inviting me to their big ass group MSN convo. It's annoying as fuck, I'm some glad the guy ain't here anymore, although it's bad enough he's got me on MSN.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Block him

 

[Marquis]

Your trying to get drunk and laid, so instead of blocking him you come on here and complain?

 

[BooCocky]

if you're getting drunk, why are you on the fucking internet?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

It's one of the mysteries of life.

 

[justinsayne]

I'm trying to get drunk and possibly laid, and him nd his fucking football internet friends kep inviting me to their big ass group MSN convo. It's annoying as fuck, I'm some glad the guy ain't here anymore, although it's bad enough he's got me on MSN.

If you're trying to get laid then why in the bluest of blue fucking hells are you on-fucking-line?!?, that may be the dumbest shit I have ever fucking heard, what are trying to do fuck your disc drive?!?

 

[BooCocky]

that even closes up on him, Justin..

 

[Shock]

I'm trying to get drunk and possibly laid, and him nd his fucking football internet friends kep inviting me to their big ass group MSN convo. It's annoying as fuck, I'm some glad the guy ain't here anymore, although it's bad enough he's got me on MSN.

Drunk and laid? And you're online? This explains a lot about you Derf.

 

[Frank the Frowner]

He was inflating his blowup doll guys.

 

[Marquis]

Well now we know why he called himself inflatable tube derf for a week.

 

[Downward Spiral]

Maybe he's talking to someone with the possibility of relations at a later date, and therefore must be online to do it. Just maybe...

 

[Murfish]

No silly heads, he was msn convoing some hot bish. He was getting drunk and in the mood and trying to convince her to come over. "Does this smiley get you HAAAWWT?!?!?"

 

[justinsayne]

Maybe he's talking to someone with the possibility of relations at a later date, and therefore must be online to do it. Just maybe...

Yes cause clearly he can't just use a phone and call the poor girl

 

[Marquis]

Or maybe derf considers "getting laid" cybering, and Wes kept bothering him while he was trying to cyber.

 

[BooCocky]

I am talking to Wes now.. Wes, FTW

 

[justinsayne]

I am talking to Wes now.. Wes, FTW

So am I, poor guy gohas to sitand watch his shitty Cowboys blow another big game, I feel his pain, I'll be forced to sit and watch the Pack get decimated by da Bears on Minday night

 

[Murfish]

I'm only a fan of the Cowboys because they have T.O.

 

[justinsayne]

TO is shit, absolute shit, not that Tony Chokemo is much better

 

[Frank the Frowner]

Maybe he's talking to someone with the possibility of relations at a later date, and therefore must be online to do it. Just maybe...

I don't think the hookers on Craigslist use MSN.

 

[BooCocky]

The Cowgirls are a team with no heart. They have no power to fight back and it's pretty funny. Jones spends millions and millions of dollars on the "best" players and they can't win even a playoff game.

 

[klunderbunker]

I blame TO. The offense was getting better, and he's not happy. Enter Jones to bow to TO's wishes.

 

[BooCocky]

i blame stupid ownership... An owner with no class. Having a team that meshes is always great. They cowboys don't mesh, and they are a team full of egotists.

 

[Murfish]

T.O. kicks ass as a person.

 

[Shocky]

wow derf bolted after starting this.

 

[NSL]

wow derf bolted after starting this.

I'm guessing he finished getting drunk...

From what I've read, getting laid was probably not a realistic option...