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I hate spaghetti too, but I hate all pasta as well. Just don't like the taste.
I fucking hate spaghetti.
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justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Final Form Snyper.
GOAT Human Being
Use several bowls?
Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
Unless there was Raw chicken on your floor that no one cleaned up I'm pretty sure you're safe from Salmonella.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
It's takes a special kind of stupid to fuck up microwaving spaghetti
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Buy more paper towels?
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
This thread has not been nice to Sully.
Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
Might as well properly dissect this thread.
How often does this happen?
Were you holding the plate sideways?
I hope your house is clean.
They should have been safe before, unless, as established, you were holding the plate sideways.
That's a lot of paper.
Not anymore
I'm sure it doesn't mind. It's an inanimate object.
Why don't you wash it?
Should have gotten ALL of it cleaned out, lazy pants.
That's pretty creep. When she slips and falls on half-ass cleaned spaghetti mess, you're going to blame yourself for her death.
Something you should have cleaned...
Should have made sure they were dry. You have a 78 year old woman living in your house, that's the last place you want to have wet floors.
That's not how you catch salmonella.
Not surprised seeing as you tend to hold plates sideways and avoid bowls like the plague.
How often does this happen?
Were you holding the plate sideways?
I hope your house is clean.
They should have been safe before, unless, as established, you were holding the plate sideways.
That's a lot of paper.
Not anymore
I'm sure it doesn't mind. It's an inanimate object.
Why don't you wash it?
Should have gotten ALL of it cleaned out, lazy pants.
That's pretty creep. When she slips and falls on half-ass cleaned spaghetti mess, you're going to blame yourself for her death.
Something you should have cleaned...
Should have made sure they were dry. You have a 78 year old woman living in your house, that's the last place you want to have wet floors.
That's not how you catch salmonella.
Not surprised seeing as you tend to hold plates sideways and avoid bowls like the plague.
I hope your parents kick your ass.
Final Form Snyper.
GOAT Human Being
I also hope your mother washes your mouth out with steel wool.
Survey says....
This may actually be the #1 answer. "Use A Bowl" would be a close 2nd.
3rd: Why not eat all the spaghetti when you first make it, leaving no room for leftovers, or this moment of stupidity?
FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
Johnny Scumm
InZayn In The Membrane
Have you used a Bowl yet? Seriously. Use one.
Thanks for all your suggestions guys, means a lot. But I think I figured out a soultion to the problem on my own. A bowl would solve this completely, and will avoid any spaghetti sliding while I move the plate swift and fast.
But everything else you guys suggested was good too. The napkin idea for the sauce on the hands was useful, but I found soap and water quicker and more effective. I decided to deal with the cloth cow the easy way, I decided to be the selfish little 12 year old brat that I am, and waited till my grandmother found it, and which point she cleaned it herself.
Although I only ended up eating the meatballs. Eating the spaghetti off the floor kinda made me feel wrong. I also had some bread to, which I had planned to dip in the spaghetti, but of course there was no spaghetti sauce to dip it in, just dirty noodles, so I just ended up eating an entire loaf of bread.
Anyway, everything is better now. Thanks for the support.
But everything else you guys suggested was good too. The napkin idea for the sauce on the hands was useful, but I found soap and water quicker and more effective. I decided to deal with the cloth cow the easy way, I decided to be the selfish little 12 year old brat that I am, and waited till my grandmother found it, and which point she cleaned it herself.
Although I only ended up eating the meatballs. Eating the spaghetti off the floor kinda made me feel wrong. I also had some bread to, which I had planned to dip in the spaghetti, but of course there was no spaghetti sauce to dip it in, just dirty noodles, so I just ended up eating an entire loaf of bread.
Anyway, everything is better now. Thanks for the support.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
I would suggest you just take this
and poor it on a pot and heat it up on teh stove, like a normal person, however I have a feeling you would somehow find a way to fuck that up too, resulting in something like this...
and poor it on a pot and heat it up on teh stove, like a normal person, however I have a feeling you would somehow find a way to fuck that up too, resulting in something like this...
I would suggest you just take this
and poor it on a pot and heat it up on teh stove, like a normal person, however I have a feeling you would somehow find a way to fuck that up too, resulting in something like this...
Based on the evidence in that picture you found using google images, I suspect that somebody was unloading groceries (Most likely a woman based on the coin purse on the counter, along with the groceries), when the can rolled out of the bag, broke on the edge of the counter, and splattered the sauce onto the wall and floor. You can tell by the shape of the can lid that it wasn't open previously.
That, or someone got made and threw the can.
Relating to me, I don't make the spaghetti, I just eat it. So that won't be a problem. Plus, those are two different types of cans, It's not even the same brand. But even if I was, despite what you think, my intelligence level isn't that low. I don't think it's even possible to be able to do that, unless I actually am mentally challenged, and on top of that, have muscle spasms. And if that was the truth, that is nothing to make fun of, and laughing at it makes you a sick asshole.
Luckily it won't be awhile before I eat spaghetti again, and even then, I will be very careful. Then when leftovers show their ugly face, I'll use a bowl. Thank god I thought of the bowl idea or who knows, maybe that would've happened again.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Sully you dim witted fool those are jars of sauce not cans 
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Sully, I think this is what you need to ask for for Hanukkah this year
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Sully you dim witted fool those are jars of sauce not cans
I knew the first was a jar, but the second I thought was a can based on the color, but now that I pay more attention to the shape of the can and the lid, I see it's a jar. My apologies my good sir.
As for the video, I highly doubt spaghetti could fit in there, but for anything such as chips it could. Well no...my serving size is still too big. Sorry I would find no use for that. Maybe if they made bigger versions.
But in my defense, the spaghetti slid off the plate because a moved it too fast. As I pointed out myself, a bowl would have prevented that, being that the device in that commercial is already a bowl, it would probably be no use. A matter a fact, it seems you used that video to mock me, saying I was immature and like a child, and that I need something that would prevent spills, but if you watched the full commercial, that also point out that it works for adults too. The one women using it to dip chips at work, and another uses it for nails and screws. So once again, your point is invalid. Try another commercial.
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
first of all, I just wanna know what do you store the leftover pasta in? Do you just put it on a plate in the fridge or something? When I store leftover Pasta, I put it in, get this, a BOWL (a microwave safe bowl, by the way).
Oh, and use a bowl. Don't know why you would think moving a plate of pasta too fast wouldn't have it fall off the plate.
Oh, and use a bowl. Don't know why you would think moving a plate of pasta too fast wouldn't have it fall off the plate.
Mr. Artistic guy
Better Off This Way
Just don't eat anymore pasghetti. Or use a bowl gawd daymit.
