So some little blonde headed pussy punk in my class decides he can take a bottle of flavored water and dump it over my head. So I get up and shove him a couple times. I mean, I'm not looking for a fight, I don't even swing at him. I got punched in the face one time (people still said I won though, which is pretty bad on the other guy's part, not that I even care), not that it hurt, we get sent down to the office. Our wonderfully "qualified" principal decides in giving me three days of alternative. I mean, I guess a shove to get somebody off of you and a shove in self-defense equals a fight and the ensuing punishment.