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Says the person on the internet, ranting in a thread about explaining (American) Football to someone from England, at 2:30a.m. in the f'n morning.
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Says the person on the internet, ranting in a thread about explaining (American) Football to someone from England, at 2:30a.m. in the f'n morning.
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Please. How many Santino movies crushed Steve Austin movies?
John Cena's movie did more in one weekend than Austin's movie did in it's entire time in theaters. Heck, Austin's movie is the only one that hasn't made the company movie, and instead put them far in the hole.
Thank God Cena is a good enough draw to carry Steve Austin.
John Cena's movie did more in one weekend than Austin's movie did in it's entire time in theaters. Heck, Austin's movie is the only one that hasn't made the company movie, and instead put them far in the hole.
Thank God Cena is a good enough draw to carry Steve Austin.
Anyway Sly, before you bust out ratings on us, can I just ask you a question:
Do you really think everyone who watches Raw watches it because John Cena is on it? I watch Raw every single week, without fail, and I havn't missed one for over a year now. But do I do that because Cena is on it? Hell no! I do that simply because I am a wrestling fan. When it comes down to it, that's why we all watch it. You can't say "Oh yeah, I'm a wrestling fan, but I don't watch WWE because John Cena is on it, I don't watch TNA because Shark Boy is on it, whatever". In the end, we watch wrestling because we are wrestling fans.
Do you really think everyone who watches Raw watches it because John Cena is on it? I watch Raw every single week, without fail, and I havn't missed one for over a year now. But do I do that because Cena is on it? Hell no! I do that simply because I am a wrestling fan. When it comes down to it, that's why we all watch it. You can't say "Oh yeah, I'm a wrestling fan, but I don't watch WWE because John Cena is on it, I don't watch TNA because Shark Boy is on it, whatever". In the end, we watch wrestling because we are wrestling fans.
Father:_Polley
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wow, so because america's not into it the rest of the world needs to get a life.
What other proof do you need that John Cena is a bigger draw now than Steve Austin?
That's your proof. Movies?
The Marine is a bit underrated though, blew Austin's movie to hell.
Let's face it. Steve Austin is over the hill, uninteresting, boring, and repetitive. No one cares to go watch him anymore.
Sure. YOU watch it for everyone.
But there are people who used to NEVER watch wrestling until Cena came along. Cena created new fans, which is evident by the increase in ratings. Increases in ratings are due to new fans watching regularly, not current fans watching more.
And, no, not everyone watches Raw because of Cena. But, MORE people watch Cena on Raw than anyone other person. We know this because his segments draw more viewers than anyone else. Which means that more viewers tune into his segments, whereas someone like Mr. Kennedy actually loses viewers during his segments traditionally.
Nielson provides expanded ratings to its customers, and usually Meltzer and the Observer provides the segment ratings in the Newsletter.
And, you are right, you don't know who is going to be in each segment...BUT...if you see a segment with Big Daddy V vs. The Great Khali, aren't you much more likely to turn that segment off, than you were for, let's say, a HBK vs. Edge segment?
Well, so it goes with many viewers. So, each segment is broken down and it can be seen how many viewers are added in the segment, or how many are lost.
Austin along with The Rock carrying the company to it's biggest success ever, and killing of compitition that is WCW, putting up HUGE ratings, making money and all of that good stuff.
Fuck movies, when were talking wrestling. Austin murders Cena.
The irony here is the same things can be said for John Cena.
That's bullshit. You can't base that off of fucking movie sales, movies are a whole new thing than wrestling. You could put Cena in a movie having sex with Matt Damon and I wouldn't even watch it but you might (not that there's anything wrong with that...). Not everyone watches movies especially in theaters.
People watch Stone Cold, he's had two appearances in 07 where he was heavily promoted and the show got big ratings.
But, do some people, more so the general WWE fanbase of 07 not care? Probably because their fanbase, Kids mostly, weren't even born and the women came to see Randy Orton in tights or Cena wrestling with a boner.
Maybe you missed it, I don't know.
This is not 1999 anymore. This is 2008. I'm talking about 2008.
Cena is over the hill? He does the same thing every time he's on TV?
C'mon Wes, you and I both know what's going to happen EVERY time Austin is on TV. He'll come out, run someone down, drink a beer and maybe even offer to share one with a person. Then he'll turn on them, give them a Stunner and drink more beer.
It was old back in late 1999, and it's still old 10 years later.
Cena and Matt Damon in a sex scene.
That would probably the only time I'd get excited about gay pornography.
Which shows were that?
And how many other shows was he promoted for?
Gladly. Large, steroid crazed men play on a 100 yard field. The object is to try to injure another player with bone crunching hits. After an injury, the player is taken to the lockerroom, shot full of enough pain killers to bring down Scott Hall, and then sent back out to play on his damaged, crippled body.
Athletes in this sport wear "cups" to protect their genitals, and to drink coffee out of. Helmets are worn to protect the hair. Brains don't mean too much.
In the case of the New York Jets, the quarterback is a cripple who has gone through 30 elbow surgeries, and cannot throw more than 1.6 yards. He also spends much of his time stargazing, as he is usually on his back after the first play.
The ball used is, for some insane reason, shaped somewhat like a stomach, and is made of "Pig Skin." Thousands of cops have died to contribute to making these balls, and their funerals must be closed casket, as a result of the flaying.
Fan participation is readily welcome, and running down the field buck naked is also encouraged. If one can afford the 47 dollar beers at the stadium, there is a good chance you can have fun "interaction" with other fans, in the form of talking about their mothers.
Coaches are well loved by their teams. For example, the hated, wretched, sickening, every member of the team should die a horrible death, scumbag, dirt, rotten, filthy New England's Patriot's coach is very tight with his team. He even bought them all video cameras to record the opposing team's signals. He is also so tight with his team, that he routinenly gives them rectal exams, even though this goes above and beyond the call of duty.
Football is an American sport which I love. Big, monsterous bullies trying to kill equally monsterous bullies. Just like Iraq!
Seriously, I do love football, though. GO GIANTS!
Athletes in this sport wear "cups" to protect their genitals, and to drink coffee out of. Helmets are worn to protect the hair. Brains don't mean too much.
In the case of the New York Jets, the quarterback is a cripple who has gone through 30 elbow surgeries, and cannot throw more than 1.6 yards. He also spends much of his time stargazing, as he is usually on his back after the first play.
The ball used is, for some insane reason, shaped somewhat like a stomach, and is made of "Pig Skin." Thousands of cops have died to contribute to making these balls, and their funerals must be closed casket, as a result of the flaying.
Fan participation is readily welcome, and running down the field buck naked is also encouraged. If one can afford the 47 dollar beers at the stadium, there is a good chance you can have fun "interaction" with other fans, in the form of talking about their mothers.
Coaches are well loved by their teams. For example, the hated, wretched, sickening, every member of the team should die a horrible death, scumbag, dirt, rotten, filthy New England's Patriot's coach is very tight with his team. He even bought them all video cameras to record the opposing team's signals. He is also so tight with his team, that he routinenly gives them rectal exams, even though this goes above and beyond the call of duty.
Football is an American sport which I love. Big, monsterous bullies trying to kill equally monsterous bullies. Just like Iraq!
Seriously, I do love football, though. GO GIANTS!
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
That was possibly the best post ever. I love you.
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
Btw, which team do I 'support' again?
