Guess who else is off the market?

[The Doctor]

Here is the story, as copypasted (and edited slightly) from the Thunder-Blog.
(First, some background: I knew her in Italy and she moved here at the same time I did. We've been hanging out with each other a lot, going to the mall and such.)

That's right folks, I am officially in a relationship. First, we ate at Chick-Fil-A in the Food Court. Then, we walked around the mall. Then we went to my house and watched Avatar: The Last Airbender. We hugged a lot, and then I kissed her. And then I asked her to be my girlfriend, and she accepted. And then we made out and stuff while watching TV.

<3 <3 <3 <3

 

[SSJPhenom]

Good for you Doc.

Congrats.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

...being off the market means you're married. Did you two elope in Vegas or some shit?

 

[Mr. TM]

If there is no ring on that bitch, she still is free.

 

[Dave]

I'm sure he meant well, you guys are all stuck up and what not to see that he can't be bothered with the correct terms, he is in love and hittin' it good. He is all cool now that he has a girl...

lol.

Anyways, congrats to you. May it last forever.

 

[Mr. TM]

I am shopping for engagement rings...

 

[The Doctor]

Motherfucker and your proper terms. I'm off the market for now. Damn man.

 

[X]

Give 'er the Ocarina of Doc.

 

[The Doctor]

Bolero of Fire gets them every time.

She also really likes vdeo games. The last time she came over, we played a lot of Smash Bros. Brawl.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I knew it was Tara!

Congradulations Doc.

 

[Dexter]

What's she have that I don't, Doc?

 

[The Doctor]

I knew it was Tara!

Oh come ON! I don' even know where that girl lives!

Her name is Hannah.

 

[X]

What's she have that I don't, Doc?

A vagina?

 

[The Doctor]

What's she have that I don't, Doc?

A vagina.



EDIT: Goddammit, X! We seem to have hivemind tonight.

 

[gd]

Tap that shit.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I would say pics or GTFO, but, I'd probably be breaking a law if I did.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Oh come ON! I don' even know where that girl lives!

Her name is Hannah.

Hannah and... and... Matt, that's your name.

 

[Dexter]

A vagina?

Oh. Right.

 

[CH David]

Speaking of pics Tdigs. Haha just kidding.

Hell yeah Doc. I already said I'm glad for you bud.

 

[X]

I would say pics or GTFO, but, I'd probably be breaking a law if I did.

Nah Doc is 17. Pretty sure 17 is legal in every state. Close enough atleast.

 

[The Doctor]

I would say pics or GTFO, but, I'd probably be breaking a law if I did.

Spoiler: A Regular One

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Speaking of pics Tdigs. Haha just kidding.

Hell yeah Doc. I already said I'm glad for you bud.

Depending on whether or not I have anything planned for the weekend, I'll probably send them to some people on Friday or Saturday night. I teased everyone, so it's only fair that I deliver the goods (to some).

 

[Dexter]

She's cute, Doc.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Spoiler: A Regular One

Good for you, man. She's an attractive young lady.

 

[X]

That's one pretty pussy.

Spoiler:

The cat...obviously.

Also, anyone who dresses like a ninja is cool. You win Doc.