Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

Does that not mean the same thing?

You know what I meant; he took an ax to the face and didn't die.

The concept of no prep time works in Jason's favor since he usually goes around carrying his machete while wearing a hockey mask. With prep time, most of the guys in the human bracket could beat him.
 
Not just from his parents, either. Oh!

That was cold Crock, how can you even say that after this.


I have yet to fully come out to this, but...
I have a 2-year-old daughter.
Yes, you read right, so don't question me.

Story begins when I was 14. This girl asked me out and we had started dating. About a couple of weeks in I found out she was only dating me to get her ex jealous. Over time, though, she let him go, as he had moved on, and she fell in love with me, this being about 2 months into our relationship.
Ordinarily, the guy pressures the girl to have sex. Other way around here. We were doing everything BUT actual intercourse, and she really wanted to. So one day, I fell into temptation and we did. Unprotected.
Come to find out she was pregnant later on. Her parents hit the roof and her dad punched me in the face. He still hates me to this day.
She would have the baby August 6th, 2010, a healthy baby girl who is now probably smarter than me.
About 3 months after my daughter was born, her mother was in a car accident and died. My daughter is now currently living with my then-gf's brother and his wife until I get out of college so I can properly take care of her.
I have told a few people in confidence, but I have yet to tell my parents. A bit scared about it, actually.
 
You fought valiantly, Betty Crocker, but my favorite alum BenJarvus Green-Ellis helps me to victory.

On a related note, Joe Flacco made me see the error of my ways. I am humbled.
 
Why don't they just do a Tag turmoil match at NOC? it'd be a perfect way to get a shit load of guys on the card, & push the tag division, & for the first time in years they seem to have enough teams to actually pull of a decent Tag Turmoil match.
 

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