Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

An Uber Tournament would be no fun. It would basically boil down to every character being able to destroy the world, and then the only argument would be who could do it faster.

 

[nightmare]

Lightsabers. When in doubt, grab a lightsaber. Its easy and all within the rules no matter how dumb it sounds. Just like Pancakes mom...

That one was for you Yaz.

An Uber Tournament would be no fun. It would basically boil down to every character being able to destroy the world, and then the only argument would be who could do it faster.

I would like to see Jesus vs Hitler. What an entertaining thread that would be.

 

[Bernkastel]

An Uber Tournament would be no fun. It would basically boil down to every character being able to destroy the world, and then the only argument would be who could do it faster.

world? i'm thinking universe. and it would likely to be a massive pissing contest

 

[DirtyJosé]

What I think should never be in these events:

Jedi
Telepaths
DBZ
Batman

 

[Bernkastel]

I surprised that Naruto didn't make it this year. He's not exactly an obscure anime character.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

At least Mr. Truth's not around to post the Batman argument...yet.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

I am full of shit, but not in the sense you probably refer to

Just so you're no longer confused, I'm refering to your constant bullshit. Need an example? A little while back you bitched about a comma placement. When someone asked if you were joking, even though you were right, you said that you were only joking. If you were joking, which I highly doubt that you were, you would've been wrong.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

Just so you're no longer confused, I'm refering to your constant bullshit. Need an example? A little while back you bitched about a comma placement. When someone asked if you were joking, even though you were right, you said that you were only joking. If you were joking, which I highly doubt that you were, you would've been wrong.

Uh... it was a joke.

Vintage A_M comma placement.

I only did it as a pun on A_M (who can't place a comma right so save his life- no offense, good buddy). Although I WAS joking, which you highly doubt, I was right. As if a comma placement REALLY gets to me. I'm from El Paso, man- their grammar is much worse than what I've seen on here.
Highly doubt it or not, a joke it was. Believe what you want- your opinion doesn't deter me in the least.

 

[Remix]

What I think should never be in these events:

Jedi
Telepaths
DBZ
Batman

Add Wolverine and Deadpool (and anyone whose healing factor is the only thing making them supers) to that list as well and I agree.

 

[Bernkastel]

Add Wolverine and Deadpool (and anyone whose healing factor is the only thing making them supers) to that list as well and I agree.

If Jason ends up dominating like I think he will; he'll be a candidate for that list. Or at least up him to the Supers category next time.

 

[JGlass]

Add Wolverine and Deadpool (and anyone whose healing factor is the only thing making them supers) to that list as well and I agree.

Disagree. I can see where Jose is coming from with most of his, but guys with healing factors can be overcome somewhat easily.

If Jason ends up dominating like I think he will; he'll be a candidate for that list. Or at least up him to the Supers category next time.

I don't think Doc and I realized he was supposedly indestructable. I always figured he was just really durable and ignores pain.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

If Jason ends up dominating like I think he will; he'll be a candidate for that list. Or at least up him to the Supers category next time.

See this is why I don't understand how people can say Shaft can't beat him, if he's in the human bracket can't he just be shot to death by Shaft from a distance?

 

[Harthan]

A new user title ends the run of probably my all time favorite, my little grammatical witticism. This one's more straightforward. We'll see how it goes.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

See this is why I don't understand how people can say Shaft can't beat him, if he's in the human bracket can't he just be shot to death by Shaft from a distance?

Because human is a blanket term

 

[Bernkastel]

See this is why I don't understand how people can say Shaft can't beat him, if he's in the human bracket can't he just be shot to death by Shaft from a distance?

I dunno, he survived an ax to the face and didn't die.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I don't think Doc and I realized he was supposedly indestructable. I always figured he was just really durable and ignores pain.

He can be killed, it has happened twice that I know of, three if you count Jason X as cannon. It's just super fucking hard. There are instances of him being incapacitated in the films though

 

[The Crock]

I dunno, he survived an ax to the face and didn't die.

Does that not mean the same thing?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I dunno, he survived an ax to the face and didn't die.

I just don't think he's as unbeatable as people make him seem. Shaft is a lot smarter than the average teen.

Did you get the match I sent you?

 

[Harthan]

I'm sitting here listening to music and football when I should be doing homework.

Help?

 

[The Crock]

I'm sitting here listening to music and football when I should be doing homework.

Help?

Same here, except I'm shuffling Raw into the mix too. Fuck.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Add Wolverine and Deadpool (and anyone whose healing factor is the only thing making them supers) to that list as well and I agree.

Very good point.

 

[JGlass]

I'm sitting here listening to music and football when I should be doing homework.

Help?

Watch wrestling instead. Or do homework while listening to music and watching TV, like me!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm sitting here listening to music and football when I should be doing homework.

Help?

Be a lazy fatass like me

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I have this one problem with the BZT

Joe Mason voting before hearing any arguments and then saying "Oops I should have voted for the other guy just like I should have worn a condom"

 

[The Crock]

Bahahaha, Yazloz you asshole.