Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

Yeah, I probably need more lady friends in my life. Maybe I'll meet some at Marshals today when I go to buy work clothes. From what I understand, the ladies love the designer clothes at discount prices that Marshals has to offer.

Glassy-man is gonna look studly for the ladies. I like it.
 
I'll try not to get banned.

I think the phrase, "You have to watch ______," may be my least favorite phrase in the world. I don't have to do shit.

I also realized today that I may be too nice of a person. I'm not joking. I do people so many favors every day of my life, and I expect nothing in return, and lately that's started to become apparent to me and I've realized that quite a few people take advantage of me, including people I consider to be friends.

I am exactly the same, I'll do anything for anyone, fortunately nobody ever asks me because I always tell them to fuck off.
 
I'm the opposite. I prefer not to have lady friends. Other than the ones that are married/soon to be married to my friends. It seems that any woman I associate with brings entirely too much drama into my life. I don't have to worry about that with men. Like currently I have one friend who is a woman. I'm not even sure I'd call her a friend. She's a coworker who claims to hold the title of my best friend. Even though I tell her that's completely false.

In other more depressing news. No matter how hard I try not to get attached to any of my residents, it never works. We just lost two residents in less than a 24 hour span. The one we've been expecting as he hasn't been well the past week or so. The other was unexpected. It sucks because they are pretty much a regular part of my life. I see them nearly everyday. Works gonna be a sad place for the next week or so.

EDIT: And what Yaz said. Chicks dig sweater vests.
 
So I just got my tickets to this extravaganza....


http://epicpartydallas.com/party-features/


& the day before The Drafthouse is screening TMNT II- Secret of the Oooze. With Kevin Eastman & Ernie Reyes Jr. at the showing.


This is going to be fucking badass. I am determined to challenge Vanilla Ice to a game of Mario Kart. I will settle for taking out one of the Power Rangers in the Nerf Battle though. I am not picky.
 
Yeah no shit. Plus, if I can get in the DeLorean & the A-Team van- I can erase 2 things off my childhood wishlist. Best $75 I will ever spend.
 
Get some sweater vests. Bitches love sweater vests.

I didn't get any sweater vests. It was more about getting a couple of pairs of pants for work rather than the shirts. I wound up getting a plaid shirt, a striped long sleeved shirt with a hood, a long sleeved thermal type shirt, and two pairs of khaki pants.

I'm the opposite. I prefer not to have lady friends. Other than the ones that are married/soon to be married to my friends. It seems that any woman I associate with brings entirely too much drama into my life. I don't have to worry about that with men. Like currently I have one friend who is a woman. I'm not even sure I'd call her a friend. She's a coworker who claims to hold the title of my best friend. Even though I tell her that's completely false.

Bitches love it when you play hard to get in friendship. I don't know what it is. Probably daddy issues.

It just seems like you bring crazy chicks into your life. Unfortunately, I have that tendency when it comes to girls I'm romantically interested in. When it comes to picking female friends, though, I'm pretty good about choosing women who have their shit together.

In other more depressing news. No matter how hard I try not to get attached to any of my residents, it never works. We just lost two residents in less than a 24 hour span. The one we've been expecting as he hasn't been well the past week or so. The other was unexpected. It sucks because they are pretty much a regular part of my life. I see them nearly everyday. Works gonna be a sad place for the next week or so.

I'm sorry to hear that buddy. Hope you have some time to grieve before you get back into the swing of things.

So I just got my tickets to this extravaganza....


http://epicpartydallas.com/party-features/


& the day before The Drafthouse is screening TMNT II- Secret of the Oooze. With Kevin Eastman & Ernie Reyes Jr. at the showing.


This is going to be fucking badass. I am determined to challenge Vanilla Ice to a game of Mario Kart. I will settle for taking out one of the Power Rangers in the Nerf Battle though. I am not picky.

That looks like an amazing time, especially the part about free pizza.
 
"yea, ill go grab some coffee with you...just let me get some feeling back into my right foot real quick. I cant feel it"

Uh, yea. Looking forward to wednesday. Though it has gotten up to a balmy 5 degrees today, so, basically sun bathing weather.
 
"yea, ill go grab some coffee with you...just let me get some feeling back into my right foot real quick. I cant feel it"

Uh, yea. Looking forward to wednesday. Though it has gotten up to a balmy 5 degrees today, so, basically sun bathing weather.

What's the first order of business upon returning to the US besides... ya know...

I'm especially interested to know what your ideal first meal will be.

Hmm, what's going on in this thread?

Discussion about esoteric Sri Lankan film.
 
What's the first order of business upon returning to the US besides... ya know...

I'm especially interested to know what your ideal first meal will be.

Well, yea, that...surely.

Unfortunately on the meal front, itll be in the early wee am hours when we get back in, so the options wont be many. That, and im not intending on wasting much time before returning to the lodging for sleep, and pre-sleep events. Be looking forward to waking up the next day, and getting back up to the house, and the dog. Likely a waffle house stop on the way up im thinking, its the wife's favorite.

Some manner of feasting shall occur during SmackDown on friday night,though.. Pizza or taco bell are the top choices.
 
Well, yea, that...surely.

Unfortunately on the meal front, itll be in the early wee am hours when we get back in, so the options wont be many. That, and im not intending on wasting much time before returning to the lodging for sleep, and pre-sleep events. Be looking forward to waking up the next day, and getting back up to the house, and the dog. Likely a waffle house stop on the way up im thinking, its the wife's favorite.

Some manner of feasting shall occur during SmackDown on friday night,though.. Pizza or taco bell are the top choices.

Why not both? You've earned it. At the very least you can combine the two into a delicious taco pizza. That sounds amazing.

While we're on the topic of festivities with a pretty intense food culture: how are you and your comrades watching the Super Bowl tonight? Will the chef be pumping out the wings just for the occasion?
 
Why not both? You've earned it. At the very least you can combine the two into a delicious taco pizza. That sounds amazing.


The places that are Pizza Hut\Taco Bell are awesome. I made them put Spicy Chicken & jalapenos on a pizza a few times. Pretty fucking great idea.
 
Curious: if I set the over/under on how much time it will take for Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas (under some gimmick or name) to become tag team champions at five years, which would you take?
 
Curious: if I set the over/under on how much time it will take for Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas (under some gimmick or name) to become tag team champions at five years, which would you take?

Over. I don't think they'll ever team up for a variety of reasons, mostly because I think Bray Wyatt is here for the long run, and Bo Dallas is going to be taken in a completely different direction from his brother if/when he gets called up to the WWE.
 
Curious: if I set the over/under on how much time it will take for Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas (under some gimmick or name) to become tag team champions at five years, which would you take?

Over, pretty much for the same reasons J stated, also it took the Rhodes brothers like 6 yrs. to become tag champs.
 
I heard you like to bet.

Not with you. Not again.

Admittedly my proposal that Cole would become a manager was horribly ill advised and fueled by blind smarkdom. I think I have more logic behind Bray and Bo eventually becoming champions. Mostly I'm pretty sure Bray is going to be a guy who changes gimmicks a lot - like this Bayou swamp freak thing isn't going to last forever and I think he's going to bounce around. So if and when Bo makes the main roster, I think it wouldn't be very hard for Bray to just become whatever Bo needs to tag with, so...yeah.

I guess we'll find out in 2019 whether I'm right or not, when we're all accessing WrestleZone on Google Glass 7 on the Hyperwebnet.
 

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