Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

How could I forget about Rusev. It's almost a given he brings Lana to main stage with him right?

 

[JGlass]

Neville, Zayne, Rusev, Ascension. As far as serious top 5 (in the company) canidates, im not sure one of them is in that batch.

I'm still not huge on Ascension. Who did they replace the drunk driving guy with, again?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I believe in Sami Zayn.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Rick Viktor is the replacement. His goggles are fantastic.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Rick Viktor is the replacement. His goggles are fantastic.

They aren't though, are they? He is really sorta awkward in the role.


Rusev, however, reminds me of Umaga. Which is good, because Umaga was fucking brilliant.


Sam, unfortunately, the WWE's treatment of Dan Bryan doesn't give me a ton of hope for Zayne. Soul killing, truly.

 

[Барбоса]

That they have the wrestling machine that is Antonio Cesaro largely sidelined despite his ridiculously high standard against the likes of Bryan, Zayn and Regal, should dishearten many.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

That they have the wrestling machine that is Antonio Cesaro largely sidelined despite his ridiculously high standard against the likes of Bryan, Zayn and Regal, should dishearten many.

Especially given there is a TON of character right for the taken for him. I would re-build the "Swiss Superman" character. Let him keep the theme music he has right now, but really emphasize his strength and leaping ability, along with emphasizing "Cesaro Facts" by telling embellished slightly humerous (at times) tall tales of his exploits.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Just focus on making Cesaro a badass is what I think is needed. Norcal has hit the nail in the head with the characteristics.

 

[Theo Mays]

I get a ragging hard-on whenever Cesaro graces my screen.

No shame in admitting that right?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I get a ragging hard-on whenever Cesaro graces my screen.

No shame in admitting that right?

Better than what I do.

He'll get his time soon, I got faith.

 

[Theo Mays]

Better than what I do.

He'll get his time soon, I got faith.

He better or else I'll just tell my future children the tale of what could have been.

 

[Uncle Sam]

They aren't though, are they? He is really sorta awkward in the role.

I think the guy who preceded him (Cameron something?) must have been fantastic because I actually think Victor/Viktor/Vicktor is pretty good, and I genuinely do love the goggles.

Besides, keep sticking The Ascension in the ring with The American Pitbulls and they'll just look better and better by comparison.

Meanwhile, Sami Zayn is so good that I believe in him to at least match Daniel Bryan's 23 cumulative hours with the WWE Championship.

And Antonio Cesaro should turn on Zeb and Swagger. Or is that too obvious?

 

[JGlass]

And Antonio Cesaro should turn on Zeb and Swagger. Or is that too obvious?

He's such a great heel though. Is turning him face really the answer? It seems to me that the problem isn't that he's stale or boring to the audience, it's just that the WWE hasn't put in much effort to getting him over.

I just scrolled through WWE's roster because... I don't know, I just did it, and there are a few people on there that I totally forgot about. Apparently Ezekiel Jackson is still with the company despite the fact he only wrestled one match in 2013. Apparently Justin Gabriel is still around too, hopefully so he and Tyson Kidd can reform International Airstrike once Tyson is cleared to wrestle again.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Cesaro, for me, is just too damn entertaining to be a heel. An Orton-esque face that just shows up to hurt people, that's the Cesaro I want to see.

As far as I'm aware, Tyson Kidd's been cleared to wrestle for at least a month now. I've seen him wrestle against Leo Kruger in NXT in the last few weeks, I'm sure of it. And he tagged with Sami Zayn. That definitely happened.

 

[JGlass]

Cesaro, for me, is just too damn entertaining to be a heel. An Orton-esque face that just shows up to hurt people, that's the Cesaro I want to see.

As far as I'm aware, Tyson Kidd's been cleared to wrestle for at least a month now. I've seen him wrestle against Leo Kruger in NXT in the last few weeks, I'm sure of it. And he tagged with Sami Zayn. That definitely happened.

I gotta hop back on the NXT train. I don't really know why I got off in the first place. It's probably John Cena's fault one way or another.

 

[justinsayne]

Kidds been back for months, mostly wrestling on NXT & the WWE's "C" shows (Main Event & Superstars), though he did have a few matches or RAW & SD! when he first came back (vs. Fandango I think).

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Cesaro, for me, is just too damn entertaining to be a heel. An Orton-esque face that just shows up to hurt people, that's the Cesaro I want to see.

He is, but unfortunately, all his good stuff is made for a face to bump like crazy and get sympathy.

He (and Wade Barrett) should be true tweeners. He just fights everyone, whomever is convenient at the time.

 

[JGlass]

He is, but unfortunately, all his good stuff is made for a face to bump like crazy and get sympathy.

He (and Wade Barrett) should be true tweeners. He just fights everyone, whomever is convenient at the time.

Maybe you can explain Bad News Barrett to me. I was talking to Lee about him, and we both agreed that the gimmick is shit. Am I missing something here?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've not seen any of the gimmick. Sounds proper shit.

 

[justinsayne]

He is, but unfortunately, all his good stuff is made for a face to bump like crazy and get sympathy.

He (and Wade Barrett) should be true tweeners. He just fights everyone, whomever is convenient at the time.

I've been wanting them to put Cesaro & Barrett together, possibly with Regal (in a manager/part-time wrestler role) for a long fucking time now, thought they should've done that instead sticking him with the worthless fuck-up that Swagger.

Maybe you can explain Bad News Barrett to me. I was talking to Lee about him, and we both agreed that the gimmick is shit. Am I missing something here?

Probably because the gimmick is shit.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Maybe you can explain Bad News Barrett to me. I was talking to Lee about him, and we both agreed that the gimmick is shit. Am I missing something here?

No, you arent. The WWE proving the old adage that is can ALWAYS get worse.

 

[justinsayne]

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[Mighty NorCal]

Brock Lesnar is a prteradactyl. Clearly.

 

[Coco]

Fucking Barrett. So much charisma. Such size and presence. Such a disappointment.

I dread seeing guys like him, Kofi, and Miz every week. Just sucks the air out of a product that could be lean and mean if they cut some fat.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Fucking Barrett. So much charisma. Such size and presence. Such a disappointment.

I dread seeing guys like him, Kofi, and Miz every week. Just sucks the air out of a product that could be lean and mean if they cut some fat.

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