Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

My dad posts this picture on his Facebook while driving.

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Ten minutes later I have to pull him out of a ditch.
 
FUckin' A right. Me coming over requires a lot of contingency.

and it wouldnt be out of the question, since ill be living in Horsham for the first three or four months im back.

I always over buy in food. I've spent more money on extra food than probably anything else.

And fuck man, the invitation is there for the taking. You ever went to come to la casa de beard for a PPV just tell me and consider it done.
 
Anyone else seen 'Open Grave' with Sharlto Copley? Its pretty good. Drops you right into the story and keeps moving along keeping you guessing till the end. Which is refreshing when most movies lately have been a tad bit predictable.
 
My roommates and I are hosting a Christmas party at our house tonight. We have an overstocked bar, a band playing in the basement, a beer pong table that can house anywhere between 2-6 players, and upwards of 30 guests coming. Shit is going to be off the chain.

I'm also wearing a suit because it's a Classy Christmas Party.
 
My roommates and I are hosting a Christmas party at our house tonight. We have an overstocked bar, a band playing in the basement, a beer pong table that can house anywhere between 2-6 players, and upwards of 30 guests coming. Shit is going to be off the chain.

I'm also wearing a suit because it's a Classy Christmas Party.

But I thought you were Jewish?
 
Well you have fun...in moderation.

This snow storm fucked up all my plans for this weekend. My gf and I were supposed to go to a drag show last night(her idea) then today we were supposed to go watch Mick Foley in the International Fruitcake Eating Contest and go to his book signing, then go to an IU game(my idea) and I'm stuck at home.
 
Jesus christ the amount of bullshit calls the Patriots have gotten in their favor this year is just insane. I swear the NFL refs are just fixing the games for Brady now since EVERY week the Patriots are down going into the 4th quarter and EVERY week the Patriots come back and win thanks to horrible calls.

Has anybody else noticed this?
 
God was napping when the angel in charge of football woke him up with an emergency. "God, a Cleveland sports team is about to win! You gotta do something!"

You know what happened next.
 
God was napping when the angel in charge of football woke him up with an emergency. "God, a Cleveland sports team is about to win! You gotta do something!"

You know what happened next.

I wasn't watching because I have to study, but my friend told me to turn it on with a minute left.

I wish he hadn't. I really, really wish he hadn't.
 
Leave it to the big whine asses known as the Patriots to get EVERY shitty call they need to come back and win games. There was no way that was pass interference in the end zone.
 
Looks like The Beard is giving me a run for my money today, if thingsdon't turn around soon Theo could be handing me my 4th loss of the year, which would mean Snazzy Yazzy would reclaim sole possession of 1st place
 
...And now I'm up by about 22 pts., but Theo still has Dez & Bailey tomorrow night & after the Broncos are done slaughtering the Titans, all I have left is Jimmy Graham.
 
God was napping when the angel in charge of football woke him up with an emergency. "God, a Cleveland sports team is about to win! You gotta do something!"

You know what happened next.

Looking at the scoreboard in the football league and damn I wish I won last week now. Having a great week this week and yet it won't matter cause your facing someone not paying attention.

Looks like I gotta run the losers bracket now...
 
Looking at the scoreboard in the football league and damn I wish I won last week now. Having a great week this week and yet it won't matter cause your facing someone not paying attention.

Looks like I gotta run the losers bracket now...

He's playing Nate, who I'm pretty sure gave up on this league a long time ago, though it wouldn't really matter even if Nate set up his best line-up possible J would still be beating him by like 55 pts.
 
He's playing Nate, who I'm pretty sure gave up on this league a long time ago, though it wouldn't really matter even if Nate set up his best line-up possible J would still be beating him by like 55 pts.

Yeah I know Nate isn't paying attention, but it sucks cause if he was he might've beat J (cause he wouldn't have these people who are injured and probably wouldn't have Houston's D or Richardson in his lineup) and then I'd be tied with J and probably make the playoffs.

Oh well, always next year.
 
Yeah I know Nate isn't paying attention, but it sucks cause if he was he might've beat J (cause he wouldn't have these people who are injured and probably wouldn't have Houston's D or Richardson in his lineup) and then I'd be tied with J and probably make the playoffs.

Oh well, always next year.

You would make the playoffs if you tied me. You have a lot more cumulative points for the season.
 
It don't matter, cause I plan on crushing everyone who gets between me & that WZSL championship. I WON'T BE DENIED GOD DAMMIT!!
 

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