Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Ty Burna]

I made shopping real easy this year for Christmas.

Wife - Gets a nice $150 tablet for her birthday/Christmas. I'll probably get her something small for her bday.

Daughters - A $75 Acer tablet each. My stepdaughter can stop running up the data usage on our Verizon plan, my 4 year old can stop bothering us asking to play on our phones.

 

[Барбоса]

I'll probably get her something small for her bday.

There is a useless joke in there but I cannot be bothered to word it as I have used up my crap joke for the day on here.

 

[Ty Burna]

There is a useless joke in there but I cannot be bothered to word it as I have used up my crap joke for the day on here.

You can go ahead Barbosa. I left myself wide open for it.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm giggling like a school girl

 

[Барбоса]

You can go ahead Barbosa. I left myself wide open for it.

I am sure your wife is used to such small...

Ah, I can't bring myself to write it.

 

[X]

How the hell are you Jonny? Still live in the Boston area?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

A WILD XFEARBEFORE APPEARS

*Throws Charmander out to do battle*

 

[justinsayne]

Psst J, you still interested in Evander Kane? If you got a decent RW you're willing to let go of we might be able to make a deal...

 

[JGlass]

Psst J, you still interested in Evander Kane? If you got a decent RW you're willing to let go of we might be able to make a deal...

Sorry, but the RW department is my weakest one. Cant afford to lose anyone there.

 

[justinsayne]

Sorry, but the RW department is my weakest one. Cant afford to lose anyone there.

I know this is probably looooooong shot, but what about Steen?

 

[JGlass]

How the hell are you Jonny? Still live in the Boston area?

Yeah, I'm out in Somerville. You're in Brighton, right? Maybe one of these days you, Charlie, Haiku Hogan, and myself can do a meet up for a PPV or something.

I know this is probably looooooong shot, but what about Steen?

Now why would I do that?

 

[Theo Mays]

Yeah, I'm out in Somerville. You're in Brighton, right? Maybe one of these days you, Charlie, Haiku Hogan, and myself can do a meet up for a PPV or something.

One of these times I'm just gonna invite all of WZF to la casa de beard for a PPV. No one will come, but fuck I make some awesome food and I'm a kickass host. If just one person showed up I'd be surprised, humble, and incredibly thrilled.

For TLC, we are doing foods beginning with said letters. We plan on building a ladder out of baby carrots and placing a Cena/Orton action figure atop battling for the title. Creativity or no life, that's for you too decide.

 

[justinsayne]

Now why would I do that?

Tis the season?

 

[JGlass]

One of these times I'm just gonna invite all of WZF to la casa de beard for a PPV. No one will come, but fuck I make some awesome food and I'm a kickass host. If just one person showed up I'd be surprised, humble, and incredibly thrilled.

For TLC, we are doing foods beginning with said letters. We plan on building a ladder out of baby carrots and placing a Cena/Orton action figure atop battling for the title. Creativity or no life, that's for you too decide.

I'm pretty sure if you said you were having a PPV party, at the very least NorCal would show up (as long as he's not killing bad guys with his bare hands).

You should probably use regular carrots for the long part of the ladder and baby carrots for the rungs.

Tis the season?

 

[Theo Mays]

I'm pretty sure if you said you were having a PPV party, at the very least NorCal would show up (as long as he's not killing bad guys with his bare hands).

If Norcal would show up, I'd probably have to order an extra eight pizzas or so just for him as a backup plan.

You should probably use regular carrots for the long part of the ladder and baby carrots for the rungs.

That will probably work better than toothpicking a bunch of baby carrots together. Always looking out for a brotha, good man.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

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[Skairipa Matrix]

One of these times I'm just gonna invite all of WZF to la casa de beard for a PPV. No one will come, but fuck I make some awesome food and I'm a kickass host. If just one person showed up I'd be surprised, humble, and incredibly thrilled.

For TLC, we are doing foods beginning with said letters. We plan on building a ladder out of baby carrots and placing a Cena/Orton action figure atop battling for the title. Creativity or no life, that's for you too decide.

That carrot idea sounds awesome. I hope to see a picture of it pop up on facebook when you make it.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

So according to Rob Liefeld he's seen the X-Force script and it's apparently amazing, and seemingly very plausible that a Deadpool spin-off could happen six months to a year after.

I don't know if I ever want to see it considering the development hell it's been through, but seemingly Cable and Deadpool are all but confirmed for the movie.

 

[The Doctor]

Aw man, I've been so busy I didn't get to talk to you about writing up a final post for the BZT. Another good one, though, I feel. Very fun.

As for PPV parties, I basically have an open invitation to my house for the Royal Rumble every year. My friend Alex usually brings cookies and there's always chips, and I think it's a pretty fun time. So, you know, if you ever find yourself in the Ohio area and really want to watch the Rumble, that's open.

 

[JGlass]

So according to Rob Liefeld he's seen the X-Force script and it's apparently amazing, and seemingly very plausible that a Deadpool spin-off could happen six months to a year after.

I don't know if I ever want to see it considering the development hell it's been through, but seemingly Cable and Deadpool are all but confirmed for the movie.

I like this.

Aw man, I've been so busy I didn't get to talk to you about writing up a final post for the BZT. Another good one, though, I feel. Very fun.

Yeah man, I wanted to do a few of those end game threads we talked about, but I just didn't feel like it would be worth typing it up with just one hand.

 

[justinsayne]

I wouldn't trust Liefeld, dude is fucking idiot.

 

[Blue Chipper]

I've tried to abstain from WWE pay-per-views but TLC is surely alluring. Not sure what to think about the handicap matches, though.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

If Norcal would show up, I'd probably have to order an extra eight pizzas or so just for him as a backup plan.

FUckin' A right. Me coming over requires a lot of contingency.

and it wouldnt be out of the question, since ill be living in Horsham for the first three or four months im back.

 

[Барбоса]

I would imagine that NorCal-proofing any kind of domicile is an expensive and perhaps entirely futile endeavour.

 

[JGlass]

I would imagine that NorCal-proofing any kind of domicile is an expensive and perhaps entirely futile endeavour.

Hurricane NorCal has an interesting property that separates it from traditional hurricanes in that it seems to have no effect on furniture, windows, or any other type of fixture, but it does lead to complete and total annihilation of many (but not all (salads seem to be immune)) types of food.