Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[TLC]

I'm saddened that I have to wait until January to watch 12 Years a Slave. I too have a black friend, maybe I'll take him.

On a side note, who gives the better performance, JGlass? Michael Fassbender or Chiwetel Ejiofor?

 

[JGlass]

I'm saddened that I have to wait until January to watch 12 Years a Slave. I too have a black friend, maybe I'll take him.

On a side note, who gives the better performance, JGlass? Michael Fassbender or Chiwetel Ejiofor?

I wouldn't be surprised to see both of these guys get Oscar nominations for their work in this movie, but for my money, Chiwetel Ejiofor put on one of the best dramatic performances you'll ever see. There were so many shots where he didn't have any lines, but you still couldn't look away.

 

[nightmare]

The Aces and Eights funeral from Impact was hilarious. That was the most enjoyable thing I am taking away from this storyline. Especially when Joe decides to not hand Angle a beer. Classic.


Furthermore, Eric Young may be one of the most under-appreciated comedic talents in wrestling history.

 

[JGlass]

The Aces and Eights funeral from Impact was hilarious. That was the most enjoyable thing I am taking away from this storyline. Especially when Joe decides to not hand Angle a beer. Classic.


Furthermore, Eric Young may be one of the most under-appreciated comedic talents in wrestling history.

You watch TNA? I'm sorry.

I like Eric Young too, even though he pretty much Austin Ariesed me at the TNA house show I went to a few years ago.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Balls to the face or did he shave you up a nice beard?

 

[nightmare]

You watch TNA? I'm sorry.

I like Eric Young too, even though he pretty much Austin Ariesed me at the TNA house show I went to a few years ago.

I read the funeral was funny so I watched it. Have not actually sat down and watched more than 15 minutes in quite a while. Save for a few guys, TNA doesnt work for me.

 

[JGlass]

And on the fourth day of Hanukkah the Hanukkah fairy gave to me... a dislocated elbow at 8 AM.

My sisters dog made a break for it and I gave chase. She made a cut I couldn't make on the frosty grass, fell on my palm, and my elbow went pop. I just got back from the hospital and am awaiting my pain meds, but even with the elbow popped back in and a sling, this shit still hurts like a motherfucker, though it is a LOT better.

Fortunately it was my right arm and I'm lefthanded. Unfortunately this will probably prevent me from going to the Devils game tonight.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

You're left handed? Do people look at you weird when you write too?

 

[justinsayne]

You're left handed? Do people look at you weird when you write too?

I'm left handed too... nobody has ever looked at me weird when I write, like ever.

 

[Барбоса]

That sounds like a lovely way to start the day, JGlassy.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I'm left handed too... nobody has ever looked at me weird when I write, like ever.

Guess I just know way too many close minded right handed people then.

 

[Барбоса]

Many lefties look strange writing because they do not actually hold their pen like they are left-handed. They hold it like they have been trying to mimic a right-hander and it just looks overly awkward and unnatural.

 

[JGlass]

You're left handed? Do people look at you weird when you write too?

People are always surprised to learn I'm left-handed, but once they accepted that fact they usually move on fairly quickly.

That sounds like a lovely way to start the day, JGlassy.

Some of the worst pain I've ever been in. I thought I was gonna pass out for a while, but after breathing for a while I started to calm down (it didn't help that I had just been running). I got in and out of the hospital relatively quickly, though, so things aren't all that bad.

I'm left handed too... nobody has ever looked at me weird when I write, like ever.

I didn't know that. I knew there was a reason why I've always liked you.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

I have dyspraxia so I suck with both hands.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

My friend is good at sketching and drawing, so I assumed he was a leftie.

He got very annoyed when I accused him of faking being a rightie.

 

[Harthan]

Comes a time when every creative member gets past their prime. When they lose one of their typing hands, well, you know, you just got to to do what's right.

JGlass, follow me out behind the woodshed. This won't take but a second.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'm mostly left handed, but I'd probably classify myself as ambidextrous

 

[Thriller Ant]

Also, sister's dogs are the worst. Sorry to hear about missing the game.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

You are missing the Sabres, so you aren't gonna miss much. Ryan Miller isn't on IR yet, so you may miss his leg falling off or some crazy shit like that, which would suck.

 

[Uncle Sam]

JGlass, follow me out behind the woodshed. This won't take but a second.

Molesting a man at his most vulnerable. Despicable.

 

[JGlass]

Molesting a man at his most vulnerable. Despicable.

And it's only going to take a few seconds. Despicable and selfish.

 

[Miko]

I have dyspraxia so I suck with both hands.

I suck with my mouth... Wait...

 

[justinsayne]

 

[Ty Burna]

Sooooooo earlier this year I was touting big time that Stevan Ridley would be huge this year.

I thoroughly apologize for that massive fuck up. He got me some good weeks but he's not even active today. It's a shame, dude's got serious talent, I see him doing good with a new team next year but damn Overlord Bill is harsh on his running backs.

 

[JGlass]

Sooooooo earlier this year I was touting big time that Stevan Ridley would be huge this year.

I thoroughly apologize for that massive fuck up. He got me some good weeks but he's not even active today. It's a shame, dude's got serious talent, I see him doing good with a new team next year but damn Overlord Bill is harsh on his running backs.

You're not alone my friend, I was gunning hard for him in a trade in one of my leagues because I thought he was going to be a top 5 back. That theory turned out to be a bust.