Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

My roommates made me go to my room so they could whip up some sort of surprise downstairs for me. I think it's going to be french toast, in which case I am very excited, but I think there might be something else to it.

But now I have to kill time before I'm allowed out of my cage! I guess I'm going to have to read comic books until they call me back downstairs.

Today is off to a terrific start.

 

[nightmare]

My roommates made me go to my room so they could whip up some sort of surprise downstairs for me. I think it's going to be french toast, in which case I am very excited, but I think there might be something else to it.

But now I have to kill time before I'm allowed out of my cage! I guess I'm going to have to read comic books until they call me back downstairs.

Today is off to a terrific start.

That sounds like a good start to the day. Any plans or are you just gonna wing it?


Maybe start by watching this:

[YOUTUBE]9kZivVxB3vU[/YOUTUBE]

 

[JGlass]

That sounds like a good start to the day. Any plans or are you just gonna wing it?


Maybe start by watching this:

[YOUTUBE]9kZivVxB3vU[/YOUTUBE]

That's awesome. I fully admit I get a real kick out of Malcolm in the Middle, but that's just some good stuff right there.

My plans for today are pretty simple. Eat delicious food and watch football and movies. My friends have already done more than enough to make me happy: making me breakfast, and got me two gifts (a Who Dat Ninja? magnet and tickets to an upcoming Celtics game).

 

[Remix]

Not interested in debating with Pancake any more?

 

[justinsayne]

I like Flash, but Pancakes arguments for him are just tiresome & ridiculous

 

[JGlass]

Not interested in debating with Pancake any more?

I mean, I don't really know how to continue when he just dismisses all of Magneto's strengths and ignores Flash's weaknesses. Besides, it seems like you have it under control. Maybe I'll jump back in later, but for now I could use a sip of water on the sidelines.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

I take it you're pushing for the Magneto and Mario win?

 

[JGlass]

I take it you're pushing for the Magneto and Mario win?

I'll be happy either way. I will probably argue for Mario and Magneto in the final, but I wouldn't be disappointed to see one of my favorite video game characters win the whole thing.

 

[nightmare]

Who Dat Ninja magnet? Fucking awesome.

 

[JGlass]

I had a very nice birthday, and it was capped off with Justin giving me a sweet win in fantasy football this week. Thanks Justin!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Looks like I will be taking back 1st place

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I had a very nice birthday, and it was capped off with Justin giving me a sweet win in fantasy football this week. Thanks Justin!

Yeah that was a huge win for you since I'm most likely gonna win as well and that would've put me within 1 game of you. I still have a slim chance at making the playoffs but I need a miracle.

 

[JGlass]

Yeah that was a huge win for you since I'm most likely gonna win as well and that would've put me within 1 game of you. I still have a slim chance at making the playoffs but I need a miracle.

Yeah man, I felt you breathing down my neck there and was very much mentally ready to have to cling to 4th place by tooth and nail. This win is big for me since I'm playing Yaz in a couple weeks as well, and being able to beat one of the top teams in the final 4 weeks of the regular season is a nice reassurance that I can hang with the big names after a two game losing streak.

I have Theo next week, and while my team is probably better than his, I'm still worried. Theo is a good fantasy football player and knows a lot about the game, so I'm not overlooking him. Then I hit Yaz in a game I really hope I win (but I'm not holding my breath), and then I finish things up with Nate.

I'm fairly confident I'll make the playoffs, but who knows? A lot depends on Aaron returning and playing well.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Yeah I don't like my odds of making it considering the only playoff team I've beat thus far was you. Theo can never be over looked, he knows his stuff.

I just hope to keep my winning ways going to keep the pressure on you.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I hate fantasy football.

 

[Барбоса]

Christmas market with good food and drink followed by a Queens of the Stone Age concert.

Not a bad day

 

[Theo Mays]

I have Theo next week, and while my team is probably better than his, I'm still worried. Theo is a good fantasy football player and knows a lot about the game, so I'm not overlooking him. Then I hit Yaz in a game I really hope I win (but I'm not holding my breath), and then I finish things up with Nate.

I'm having a terrible year fantasy wise. It depresses me incredibly more than it should.

And in case y'all have missed me, I am still alive.

 

[JGlass]

I'm having a terrible year fantasy wise. It depresses me incredibly more than it should.

And in case y'all have missed me, I am still alive.

Well that's a relief. How you been buddy?

 

[Theo Mays]

Well that's a relief. How you been buddy?

I can't complain. Work keeps me busy and I'm garnering more responsibilities so that's a good thing I guess. I now make the schedule, so I can pretty much make it to my benefit haha. And I'm pretty much the top guy when it comes to training people. I've trained 2 of the last 3 employees and both are looking great. The other guy is an idiot, he is untrainable. Should be fired, but I'll save that for another time. Other than that, life is keeping me in check. I just found out that I am going to be the best man at my friends wedding next August, that's awesome. No lady my end though, so I gotta begin scouting prospects for potential dates. All in all I'm living life. Just haven't felt like posting too much, ya know?

How about you man? Happy belated birthday bee tea dubs. Meant to wish ya one on facebook, lost track of time.

 

[JGlass]

I can't complain. Work keeps me busy and I'm garnering more responsibilities so that's a good thing I guess. I now make the schedule, so I can pretty much make it to my benefit haha. And I'm pretty much the top guy when it comes to training people. I've trained 2 of the last 3 employees and both are looking great. The other guy is an idiot, he is untrainable. Should be fired, but I'll save that for another time. Other than that, life is keeping me in check. I just found out that I am going to be the best man at my friends wedding next August, that's awesome. No lady my end though, so I gotta begin scouting prospects for potential dates. All in all I'm living life. Just haven't felt like posting too much, ya know?

Glad to hear you're in charge of the schedule. Now maybe you can get a few decent nights of sleep during the week. Sounds like you have a pretty sweet deal between that and having some employees that can actually help too.

Best man? Sweet! I doubt you'll have any trouble drumming up a lady friend to go to the wedding with you. Worse case scenario you can always pick up a lady there, right?

How about you man? Happy belated birthday bee tea dubs. Meant to wish ya one on facebook, lost track of time.

It's okay, I felt the love regardless.

Life has been pretty good. I had a good birthday weekend, business has been okay, social life has been slightly above average. I can't complain about the way things have been going lately.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I'm having a terrible year fantasy wise. It depresses me incredibly more than it should.

And in case y'all have missed me, I am still alive.

Yeah when I realized how bad your record was in my league I was surprised considering you finished second last year and IIRC you won your division. Then again multiple stars are having/had (in the case of guys who had season ending injuries) horrible fantasy years which is annoying as hell.

Good to see ya around again though, haven't seen much from you lately on facebook.

 

[Miko]

And in case y'all have missed me, I am still alive.

I am growing a beard to match yours, 4 weeks in and already I've been told that I look homeless by some of my friends, and been hit on by more Women in that time than I have in my life. How do you survive like this?

 

[Theo Mays]

I am growing a beard to match yours, 4 weeks in and already I've been told that I look homeless by some of my friends, and been hit on by more Women in that time than I have in my life. How do you survive like this?

It must be a thing everywhere but where I am. That or the woman I chat with are ***** and hate beards. I've been told by handfuls of woman that they'd rather me shave. To which I don't cause I'm a man damn it and I will have a beard. Though the new lady at work has asked me numerous times if I have found a date to the wedding I mentioned 3 or 4 times in the few times I've seen her. Damn our work and no relationships with coworkers rule. Maybe I'm just really bad at recognizing the obvious.

Speaking of my beard it may be time to start over. I go through stretches where I start fresh. I'm thinking that time my be approaching.

 

[Miko]

You must hang in the wrong crowds, I mean, my beard is fucking ginger. You cant shave it off though, I reckon this must apply to you more than most.

 

[Theo Mays]

Oh yeah definitely. I look fucking awful clean shaven. I don't know what I'm gonna do. May just try a new style. I recently shaved off my mustache and soul patch. My previous beards never featured them due to the fact they didn't come in until recently.