Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Mighty NorCal]

I've always seen the wedding as the bride's day, with the man's duty being to provide money and leave the plans to her. Since I've no reason to start contemplating my own wedding, these are just assumptions I've not seen fit to corroborate with research. Is that about how it goes? I'd hate for my dreams of a headache-free nuptial to be dashed.

It depends on the cunt level of your wife / the size of your balls.

Some women are cunty and want everything, but also feel the need to drag you into every little decison, and want you to be "involved".....if you have no balls, itll be made clear beforehand that this will be a productive way of doing things.

In my situaton, my wife is 0% cunt, and even if she was, it has long been established that DRECTING me to be involved (or on anything, really) is sure to be an utterly fruitless endeavour.

Unfortunately, the percentage of headache-free is very low, given the current social climate of our times(women being encouraged to be annoying *****, while men being encouraged to 'put up with it'....recall the divorce rates, as well).

 

[Coco]

As if I'd fall for an average cunty product of our current social climate. Surely you think more highly of me than that!

As to the question of my balls, they're massive. My attitude about a potential wedding would be "Here's how much money I have to sink into this. Go play." Like I said, I'm a simple man. And I need a simple woman who's not going to take advantage of that. Possibly a vegetable. I certainly won't knock it till I've tried this.

With an attitude like that, I'm genuinely surprised I've never sucked a dick. I feel like I'm missing out on a large part of human sexuality by not fucking a man. But I'm not attracted to them at all. Surely idle curiosity isn't a good reason to have sex with someone. Surely.

Heh. This post certainly took a turn I wasn't expecting.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Yeah I just kind had my couple of conditions and let her just do what she wanted.

 

[Nate DaMac]

The bride's parents are supposed to pay for the wedding, Coco.

 

[Coco]

The bride's parents are supposed to pay for the wedding, Coco.

Yeah, maybe. That sounds right. I need to watch Father Of The Bride again.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Yeah, maybe. That sounds right. I need to watch Father Of The Bride again.

Not that it always goes down that way. We had to pay for most of our own. Maybe your in laws will like you though.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The bride's parents are supposed to pay for the wedding, Coco.

This. So if your shelling out any money, you furthermore have the right to not tolerate any cuntery

 

[justinsayne]

Watching Little Miss Sunshine and who should I see?

Spoiler

Walter White and Hank. Obviously not the characters but I'm just being lazy and not looking up their real names.

Bryan Cranston & Dean Norris

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Bryan Cranston & Dean Norris

Cheers man. I knew Bryan but I didn't want to blur the lines by saying his real name then saying 'Hank'.

Dean, shock horror, plays a policeman.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh



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[Muffin Top Merkley]

Love you.

 

[justinsayne]

Breaking Bad tonight... HOOOOOOOLY SHIT!

 

[JGlass]

Love you.

Spoiler

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Spoiler

Just kidding. Right back atcha big guy.

Breaking Bad tonight... HOOOOOOOLY SHIT!

Yeah, some people commented that not much happened on last week's episode. Well you can't very well say that anymore, now can you?

This is not shaping up to be a happy ending.

Also, I'm in pretty good shape in our fantasy matchup. Either San Francisco doesn't get their offense going, which means Seattle's defense will give me the points I need to win, or the 49ers do get their offense going, and I'll likely get the points I need from Davis and Gore to win.

Even so, I'm still a little nervous that I could drop this one to you. If I win, it means I'll have won in all three of my leagues, which would be really super for me right now.

 

[justinsayne]

Yeah, some people commented that not much happened on last week's episode. Well you can't very well say that anymore, now can you?

If there is one thing everybody watching Breaking Bad should know by now it's that if they do a slowish episode you can damn well bet it's probably setting up for something massive in the next episode.

This is not shaping up to be a happy ending.

Nope. I'm thinking that big gun in Walts trunk is to take care of Jack & his marry group of Neo-Nazi scumbags, & that the Ricin is for Lydia. I'm also still holding out hope that Jesse gets out alive, hopefully killing Meth Damon (aka Todd) in process.

Also, I'm in pretty good shape in our fantasy matchup. Either San Francisco doesn't get their offense going, which means Seattle's defense will give me the points I need to win, or the 49ers do get their offense going, and I'll likely get the points I need from Davis and Gore to win.

Even so, I'm still a little nervous that I could drop this one to you. If I win, it means I'll have won in all three of my leagues, which would be really super for me right now.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you've got it all but wrapped up you're currently up by 11 & I have nobody else left to play this week.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

If there is one thing everybody watching Breaking Bad should know by now it's that if they do a slowish episode you can damn well bet it's probably setting up for something massive in the next episode.QUOTE]

That is incredibly far from the truth.

 

[Coco]

I'm thinking that big gun in Walts trunk is to take care of Jack & his marry group of Neo-Nazi scumbags

Might be a little too early to say for certain. But if they do go that route, I'll be sure to remember you called it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I think I have watched that HOF video ten times.


So awesome.

(WWE used the interviews with NJX that took place outside MSG before the HOF ceremony on their in demand channel)

Also funny to me is my portion of the segment consists nearly of all insider terms, and they kept them all in.

 

[JGlass]

I think I have watched that HOF video ten times.


So awesome.

(WWE used the interviews with NJX that took place outside MSG before the HOF ceremony on their in demand channel)

Also funny to me is my portion of the segment consists nearly of all insider terms, and they kept them all in.

Theys always said ain't nobody from Stone Mountain, California would ever make it big, but look at little NorCal now, on the TV with the dubya dubya E.

Congratulations dude, it's pretty fucking sweet, and you all look dapper as hell.

 

[D-Man]

Thank you, sir. We were doubtful about it making it to television but now I can die in peace. I am a part of WWE history.

Hopefully, that package makes it to TV. If they put it on Raw just once, I'd probably have a coronary.

 

[justinsayne]

Is it just on On Demand, or did they put it on the DVD/Bluray also?

 

[D-Man]

We checked the DVD and no sign of this package. It appears to only be on the On Demand version.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Theys always said ain't nobody from Stone Mountain, California would ever make it big, but look at little NorCal now, on the TV with the dubya dubya E.

My drawl gets thicker and more hickish if im really tired or angry.

Recall our portion of the crew got about 4 hours of combined sleep throughout that weekend.

Also, funny enough....as much as I wish there was a such thing as stone mountain california, im from a place even more appropriate.

PAYNES creek, Ca

 

[JGlass]

My drawl gets thicker and more hickish if im really tired or angry.

Recall our portion of the crew got about 4 hours of combined sleep throughout that weekend.

Also, funny enough....as much as I wish there was a such thing as stone mountain california, im from a place even more appropriate.

PAYNES creek, Ca

I didn't think it was that bad, I was more just trying to tell the heartwarming tale of a country boy turned TV sensation.

But Paynes Creek is a pretty great name, much better than Stone Mountain. I imagine it has produced plenty of bareknuckle fighters as well as professional rock movers.

 

[justinsayne]

Paynes Creek, Ca. sounds like the perfect place for a wrestler to hail from, you could even use it naming your finisher

 

[Blue Chipper]

I watched Kick-Ass and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

Would Doc kill me if I said they were all right?