Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Coco]

Within five minutes of chatting up a woman he's just met, he'll usually turn the conversation to movies. After a couple minutes of having her preferences thoroughly shit on, the expression on the face of the lady in question is some of the funniest stuff you could ever hope to see. Having to avoid laughing/cringing while pretending not to be paying too much attention to this sort of thing is one of my life's great challenges.

I've been a good enough friend to tell him how he comes across in these situations, so I don't feel bad for enjoying this.

 

[Coco]

Pretentious and a pervert then.

He showed me the trailer in a public place. A public place where our backs weren't against a wall. I'll never forgive him for that.

 

[Барбоса]

I would not go on a holiday arranged by him.

You could end up locked in a castle somewhere.

 

[JGlass]

When I talk to the ladies about movies, I usually just try to reassure them that their taste in movies isn't terrible as they often preempt their list of favorite films with self-degradation upon finding out I majored in film in college. What can I say, I'm a giver.

 

[Барбоса]

People's choice in film is never really a problem for me. It is when "this is my favourite movie" becomes "this is the best movie ever" that their taste comes under scrutiny.

 

[JGlass]

People's choice in film is never really a problem for me. It is when "this is my favourite movie" becomes "this is the best movie ever" that their taste comes under scrutiny.

I'm usually this way as well. We all have some less-than-stellar films we count amongst our favorites, so a girl I'm chatting up counting "legally blond" amongst her favorite movies isn't really that disturbing for me... unless she makes me watch it with her.

 

[The Kid]

I thought Eternal Sunshine was extremely overrated. I didn't get emotionally invested into it, but whatever, good for Jim Carrey.

However, the biggest "fan boy" movie is a movie I disliked and am almost afraid to name it, but fuck it. I think The Big Lebowski sucked fat cock.

 

[Coco]

When I talk to the ladies about movies, I usually just try to reassure them that their taste in movies isn't terrible as they often preempt their list of favorite films with self-degradation upon finding out I majored in film in college. What can I say, I'm a giver.

Sounds like you're the kind of man who'd sacrifice his integrity and his cinematic-bonafides for a chance to get in someone's pants.

I wish my buddy were the same...

 

[Blue Chipper]

However, the biggest "fan boy" movie is a movie I disliked and am almost afraid to name it, but fuck it. I think The Big Lebowski sucked fat cock.

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[Uncle Sam]

I think it's best you leave, The Kid. Before I lose my temper.

 

[JGlass]

So I just got back from my fourth independent film for the Summer: Ain't Them Body Saints. It wasn't very entertaining, and I found it rather boring, but I'm sure a more hardened critic would have found it beautiful. I just found it really difficult to fucking see.

So my list of indy films from this summer in order from my favorite to least favorite goes...

1. Blue Jasmine
2. The Way, Way Back
3. Fruitvale Station
4. Ain't Them Bodies Saints

I think it's best you leave, The Kid. Before I lose my temper.

His ignorance has united us. You tell 'em, brother.

 

[justinsayne]

I thought Eternal Sunshine was extremely overrated. I didn't get emotionally invested into it, but whatever, good for Jim Carrey.

However, the biggest "fan boy" movie is a movie I disliked and am almost afraid to name it, but fuck it. I think The Big Lebowski sucked fat cock.

I think your opinion sucks a fat cock

 

[The Kid]

I'm surrounded by a bunch of fan boys.

 

[JGlass]

I'm surrounded by a bunch of fan boys.

Or maybe we've been infiltrated by an idiot hipster that refuses to acknowledge the excellence of The Big Lebowski.

 

[Harthan]

You can't just come in here and insult the Big Lebowski. This isn't 'nam. There are rules.

 

[Mac Attack]

He's no Dude. The Big Lebowski is a classic.

 

[Coco]

Who is this Kid guy? Is the reason I never see him the fact that he's always hiding in the VIP section?

 

[Harthan]

I just want to test if my signature is working. Nothing to see here, carry on.

 

[Ty Burna]

North Dakota State University upset Kansas State in CFB tonight.

Legit like a motherfucker. Also my high school beat our biggest rival tonight in high school footall in what we dub the Coal Bowl.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

North Dakota State University upset Kansas State in CFB tonight.

I wish I would have said it on FB, but i told my entire squad that game was the upset alert this weekend. I wasnt even surprised. NDSU is the two time defending D2 national champion.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Or maybe we've been infiltrated by an idiot hipster that refuses to acknowledge the excellence of The Big Lebowski.

my skin is turning green right now

 

[Ty Burna]

I wish I would have said it on FB, but i told my entire squad that game was the upset alert this weekend. I wasnt even surprised. NDSU is the two time defending D2 national champion.

Even so, I'm proud of those dudes. That being said, I've always been a big UND backer which is NDSU's biggest rival. So it's always Fighting Sioux > Bison. That in itself is ironic because my high school's mascot was the Bison as well.

We're such a small state population wise though that anything that brings pride and accomplishment to the state we all take joy from. NDSU has been a fucking monster two years running in the FCS, a three peat would be stellar.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Even so, I'm proud of those dudes. That being said, I've always been a big UND backer which is NDSU's biggest rival. So it's always Fighting Sioux > Bison. That in itself is ironic because my high school's mascot was the Bison as well.

We're such a small state population wise though that anything that brings pride and accomplishment to the state we all take joy from. NDSU has been a fucking monster two years running in the FCS, a three peat would be stellar.

I dont really forsee anything that could stop them, besides themselves.


Yes, my NCAA obsession even extends into D2. I know pretty much the top 25.

Also, I still do, and always will, call it D2. they will have to change the FCS / FBS thing next year, wont they?

 

[Ty Burna]

I dont really forsee anything that could stop them, besides themselves.


Yes, my NCAA obsession even extends into D2. I know pretty much the top 25.

Also, I still do, and always will, call it D2. they will have to change the FCS / FBS thing next year, wont they?

This is wishful thinking, but what if the FCS champion got included in the National Championship Playoffs as a wildcard? Would they get stomped? Absolutely. Would it be fun to watch what they could potentially do? Fuck yeah it would.

 

[JGlass]

my skin is turning green right now

It seems like the type of thing one might say to try to develop snob credibility (a phrase I adapted from Coco). He probably also finds The Godfather to be too mainstream and thinks Brad Pitt is a talentless hack.