Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

Our good friend Matt "The Doctor" Jessup is at a convention with his brother for the next four days, and now I have nobody to talk to about the e-fed and video games. I feel my heart breaking.

The bromance...

So I'm being kinda corhorced into getting a concealed Weapins Liscense from my folks...

This weekend I'm taking this security course to get a certification to work security. However, my parents are telling me the only way they'll help foot the bill for the training is if I get the "G Liscense" which is basically a CCW.

I don't know exactly how I feel about the idea of owning a gun, but my parents seemed fucking thrilled about it.

You come from an interesting family. Actually, I think you are the one that makes your family so interesting. From what you've told me your parents, and especially mom, are super duper conservative, and while you aren't super liberal or anything, you just let commonsense dictate your decision making.

Are there any disadvantages to having a CCW, like paying a monthly/yearly fee or something? If not, I'd just get it to humor them and since it would probably be something that might be nice to have on your resume if you're looking for a job as a security officer.

My laptop's been repaired... again. You ********s better have some thought-provoking posts ready to test out the keyboard's typability.

Beards: Would every wrestler be more popular if they had one?

Exam invigilating and drawing maps.

Quite a morning.

I'm going swimming and then going to the bank... and then I'll probably spend the next two hours doing the various shit my parents require of me in exchange for letting me live here (generally pretty easy stuff, just time consuming), and then I'll stay up until 2 in the morning playing State of Decay.

Planning your day is fun.

Hey JGlass...

If I was going to hire a mouthpiece, I'd hire IrishCanadian25. That dude can talk.

Paul Heyman would be a solid backup, though.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Our good friend Matt "The Doctor" Jessup is at a convention with his brother for the next four days, and now I have nobody to talk to about the e-fed and video games. I feel my heart breaking.

The bromance...

I can talk about the fed with you! And some video games!

 

[Con T.]

Our good friend Matt "The Doctor" Jessup is at a convention with his brother for the next four days, and now I have nobody to talk to about the e-fed and video games. I feel my heart breaking.

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So, I pm'ed you about my girlfriend's best friend's boyfriend, and the massive system he has in place for their house.

Well, here's a good look at it all, albeit horizontally

The thing about it? It doesn't even include the Wii, 360, and PS3 in the bedroom

 

[Theo Mays]

Our good friend Matt "The Doctor" Jessup is at a convention with his brother for the next four days, and now I have nobody to talk to about the e-fed and video games. I feel my heart breaking.

Beards: Would every wrestler be more popular if they had one?

If I was going to hire a mouthpiece, I'd hire IrishCanadian25. That dude can talk.

I'd offer an ear for the video games/e-fed but I don't play video games and when I do I find myself bored with in minutes and I'm no expert on the fed, but I do enjoy talking about it every now and again.

Speaking of, would the Beard even be remotely good without that thing on his face? Probably not. However a beard doesn't seem to be helping Wade Barrett at the moment.

And I can vouch for that. IC's a talker and I mean that in a very good way. He's fun to listen to.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Our good friend Matt "The Doctor" Jessup is at a convention with his brother for the next four days, and now I have nobody to talk to about the e-fed and video games. I feel my heart breaking.

There are plenty of people here who can talk about video games, and (probably) only slightly less who can talk about an e-fed.

Oh, and you just had a 40 post or so conversation about a video game and Doc wasn't involved.

So, I pm'ed you about my girlfriend's best friend's boyfriend, and the massive system he has in place for their house.

Well, here's a good look at it all, albeit horizontally

The thing about it? It doesn't even include the Wii, 360, and PS3 in the bedroom

Holy crap. That guy not only has a Sega Genesis, but a 32X AND Sega CD?! I don't think I've ever seen either one of those, and I grew up during that era.

Oh, and he's got a PS2, Dreamcast, SNES, N64, and Wii, all hooked up to a big screen HDTV with surround sound, while not having a HD console? What the hell, son.

And where does he keep all the controllers? I mean he'd need a big ass box just to hold all those controllers.

 

[Con T.]

Holy crap. That guy not only has a Sega Genesis, but a 32X AND Sega CD?! I don't think I've ever seen either one of those, and I grew up during that era.

Oh, and he's got a PS2, Dreamcast, SNES, N64, and Wii, all hooked up to a big screen HDTV with surround sound, while not having a HD console? What the hell, son.

And where does he keep all the controllers? I mean he'd need a big ass box just to hold all those controllers.

I didn't check, but he also had this massive wall (Wall) of games. I'll try and take a pic without looking creepy, but I also do remember his bedroom had an HD TV, with the 360 and PS3.

In short, I will never succeed this much in life

 

[JGlass]

I can talk about the fed with you! And some video games!

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There are plenty of people here who can talk about video games, and (probably) only slightly less who can talk about an e-fed.

Oh, and you just had a 40 post or so conversation about a video game and Doc wasn't involved.

I'd offer an ear for the video games/e-fed but I don't play video games and when I do I find myself bored with in minutes and I'm no expert on the fed, but I do enjoy talking about it every now and again.

It's not the same! None of you guys understand me the way Doc understands me! It's the same understanding that has allowed a blaxploitation movie star and a (however you'd describe Saboteur's gimmick) to become the greatest tag team in WZCW history! #ego #dealwithit #uknowitstrue

Of course, I'm just being dramatic to drive home the point that going a full weekend without running to Doc about my video game accomplishments, fed ideas, or movie reviews is going to be lame. I'm more than happy to talk about all of these things and more with you dorks.

So, I pm'ed you about my girlfriend's best friend's boyfriend, and the massive system he has in place for their house.

Well, here's a good look at it all, albeit horizontally

Spoiler

The thing about it? It doesn't even include the Wii, 360, and PS3 in the bedroom

And it wouldn't be complete if he didn't have a few cans of Mountain Dew on the coffee table. Not only are they Mountain Dew, but they're one of those blue flavors.

Fact: Regular mountain dew is for snowboarders and skateboarders and people who do that type of shit. Code Red and other flavors are for gamers.

Actually that's not so much of a fact as an observation of Mountain Dew's marketing strategies, but apparently they don't want us lowly gamers ruining the EXTREMENESS of regular Mountain Dew.

I'd love to see his Wall of Games if you ever get the chance. Just whip out your cell phone and say that you're taking a picture for some strangers on the internet that asked about it, I'm sure he'll understand. Tell him JGlass said it's cool.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I didn't check, but he also had this massive wall (Wall) of games. I'll try and take a pic without looking creepy, but I also do remember his bedroom had an HD TV, with the 360 and PS3.

In short, I will never succeed this much in life

Nonsense, you're already succeeding in Survivor. That's something this guy isn't doing (unless he's on this forum and we don't know it).

All this person does is have a bunch of old stuff. He's a packrat. An awesome one because of all the old gaming stuff, but a packrat nonetheless. And I don't see him having an NES, so you can still beat him.

 

[JGlass]

And I don't see him having an NES, so you can still beat him.

To the right of the TV on the corner of the unit.

 

[Барбоса]

To the right of the TV on the corner of the unit.

Is that not a US SNES to the right of the TV?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The Mancave I shall construct when I return from my journies net year will do great shame to them. Make them weep.

 

[Bernkastel]

I've got a 64, a Wii, and my Gameboy Color. And instead of having a wall of games, I have a drawer of games.

 

[Барбоса]

I have a wall of dvds and wish I had the room to put up a proper book case as I almost as many books as I have dvds.

 

[Stormtrooper]

To the right of the TV on the corner of the unit.

That is an SNES, not an NES. I know you're a young whippersnapper, but you should know the difference.

I am disappoint.

Is that not a US SNES to the right of the TV?

That is correct, it is an SNES, not an NES. I'm surprised JGlass could not tell the difference.

To be fair, there is a bottom shelf to that unit that may or may not have more gaming consoles. But the image itself shows a distinct lack of 8-bit gaming goodness.

 

[Ty Burna]

A 360, a PS3, a Wii (my brother's technically though it's been in my possession for 4 years now), a 3DS, Two DS Lites (one for each daughter), a PSP, and of course my PC.

I should go fish my Gamecube out of storage, I never did finish Baten Kaitos.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Glassius, whatya got goin on the weekend of July 14?

Money In The Bank in philly. Rumored title match of Dan Bryan Vs Johnny Cena.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Sooooo im guessing success in this mission were I have to steal information from the Thalmos party has something to do with this dungeon door whose key I cant find


FUCKING ANYWERE

since I have killed everyone, have to no onjective markers left, and it wont let me go back out the way I came.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

My rage boils with the fire of a thousand blazing suns.

I went up to that fucking guy REPEATEDLY and it did NOT give me the option to talk to him, only pickpocket him.

an hour later, oh, here you go.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ah, thats just adorabe. Hey, no weapons or armour, here is a frost troll for you.

 

[The Crock]

Yeah, run from the frost troll. Don't even try to deal with him. In what little I've played of Skyrim, I remember the mission you're talking about. I HATED dealing with the mages in the courtyard, because I barely brought any weapons and they kept running from me and shooting at me. I got them, but it was annoying as hell.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yeah, run from the frost troll. Don't even try to deal with him. In what little I've played of Skyrim, I remember the mission you're talking about. I HATED dealing with the mages in the courtyard, because I barely brought any weapons and they kept running from me and shooting at me. I got them, but it was annoying as hell.

I got him with the combo of agility, the fireball magic, and a poisoned sword. Rockin and rollin, even got to do a fatality on him.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

How do I sell shit? Im carrying around a ton with this inention....

 

[Thriller Ant]

How do I sell shit? Im carrying around a ton with this inention....

There are shops in most cities. I usually just go back to Whiterun since I know exactly where they are. Weapons shop is to your right just inside the city gates, general shop is straight ahead by the well.

 

[Harthan]

There are shops in most cities. I usually just go back to Whiterun since I know exactly where they are. Weapons shop is to your right just inside the city gates, general shop is straight ahead by the well.

There's a bunch more vendors with gold as well. The Drunken Hunstman is dead ahead from the city gates, there's an alchemist next to the general goods, there's all the vendors with stalls around the well, Eorlund Grey-Mane is up by the Skyforge near Jorrvasskr. Should be enough to dump all your stuff between all of them.

 

[Stormtrooper]

A 360, a PS3, a Wii (my brother's technically though it's been in my possession for 4 years now), a 3DS, Two DS Lites (one for each daughter), a PSP, and of course my PC.

I should go fish my Gamecube out of storage, I never did finish Baten Kaitos.

Wii is backwards compatible to Gamecube, so you just need a controller, the game, and memory card.