Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

JGlass, that new sig makes me legit LOL.

Yeah dude, the first time I saw it I laughed for like, two straight minutes.

I lost it man, that was funny as fuck. I drank a six pack on saturday, and got a pretty good buzz off of it. I'm not relapsing into anything. I just enjoy the taste of beer, and I've been doing so well that I thought i'd reward myself...

Hey man, when 3/5 of the guys you pick are infamous for being drunks in professional wrestling, you get what you expect. I don't know if Raven was ever a substance abuser, but I wouldn't be surprised if he had a bender or two during his career.

Sunday I went to my local track, and walked/jogged 2.5 miles in the sun. I had fun for one night, and then I got right back on track. I plan on doing the same for memorial day weekend. I'm going canoing, on a 12 mile course. I think i'll burn off a good number of calories. Drinking once a month or so socially wont kill me. I just have to work out harder the next day. I'm fine with that.

Yeah man, I don't think anybody except the most hardcore of fitness instructors would have any issues with drinking once or twice a month, especially if you exercise the next day.

 

[Барбоса]

I don't know if Raven was ever a substance abuser,

I think a more pertinent query would be "was Raven ever not a substance abuser?"

 

[JGlass]

I think a more pertinent query would be "was Raven ever not a substance abuser?"

Yeah? I don't really know much about Raven other than the fact that he's awesome.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Yeah, Raven, Saturn, and Lodi were all heavy users. I'm pretty sure they are all clean now.

 

[Theo Mays]

So I think I may be in a stretch where I'm going to be working 13 straight days. I offered to cover Memorial Day (double pay, so that's worth it) and I was suppose to have off tomorrow but it looks like I'm gonna be called in as we have a sick staff member. I need the money though, so I probably shouldn't complain too much.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm so fucking tired today. Like I haven't done anything either. I went to the post office to ship a package and then called the doctor because I have a black mole on my back. I've had four moles removed in the past, it isn't a big deal but it is a pain in the ass knowing I'll have to see a new dermatologist.

 

[JGlass]

I need to go to the dermatologist, actually. Not because I have moles (Jackiz Kirey RIP), but because I have turrible skin. For some reason my acne got worse when I graduated college.

 

[CH David]

Sorry to hear about your terrible skin, buddy.

I'm thinking about checking out the Mets when they play the Sox at the end of June. Hoping to see Harvey pitch.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Sorry to hear about your terrible skin, buddy.

I'm thinking about checking out the Mets when they play the Sox at the end of June. Hoping to see Harvey pitch.

I keep saying I'm going to a Sox game this year, but then I never check for tickets. I'm the worst. If I play my cards right, I might end up going to a Diamondbacks game in Arizona when I'm there in July. 3 MLB stadiums in one year!

 

[CH David]

I keep saying I'm going to a Sox game this year, but then I never check for tickets. I'm the worst. If I play my cards right, I might end up going to a Diamondbacks game in Arizona when I'm there in July. 3 MLB stadiums in one year!

Dude, tickets are cheap and probably will be available for a lot of games. $7 during the week for upper deck, $9 on weekends. I had 5th row, right next to the Sox pen for $28. I just walked up for that one too. Let me know, though. I've got time in June and August that I am gonna have off and try to see at least 3 games each.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Dude, tickets are cheap and probably will be available for a lot of games. $7 during the week for upper deck, $9 on weekends. I had 5th row, right next to the Sox pen for $28. I just walked up for that one too. Let me know, though. I've got time in June and August that I am gonna have off and try to see at least 3 games each.

I will let you know. Arizona is really cheap as well. I would say that I'm spoiled, but I don't know if that's the right term for Stubhub tickets costing just as much as face value.

 

[Harthan]

Dude, tickets are cheap and probably will be available for a lot of games. $7 during the week for upper deck, $9 on weekends. I had 5th row, right next to the Sox pen for $28. I just walked up for that one too. Let me know, though. I've got time in June and August that I am gonna have off and try to see at least 3 games each.

Odd. I just went to an Indians game and paid $23 to sit in the upper deck. It may have had something to do with it being both a dollar hot dog night and a fireworks night, though.

Completely worth it, though. If you're in the right part of the upper deck at Cleveland they're some of the best seats in the house frankly.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

On the topic of baseball, I went to a Reds vs Brewers game at Great American Ballpark and it was a good game.

I'm also going to a Redsox game in July or August (can't remember which) and normally that wouldn't be a big deal. But this time they will be playing the Yankees. So hopefully the Sox kick their ass.

Anyway what's up guys?

 

[Coco]

 

[JGlass]

I had GREAT seats at the Mets game tonight. Field level, right behind the third base dugout, I think we were in the 21st row but we were the first row in our section so we were right along a railing that I was able to lean on when the Mets were sucking.

And the Mets sucked the entire game. They are seriously awful. They couldn't score a single run, and right when it looked like they could, one of their worst hitters comes up and just ruins everything. They are AWFUL.

Sorry to hear about your terrible skin, buddy.

I'm thinking about checking out the Mets when they play the Sox at the end of June. Hoping to see Harvey pitch.

Eh, everyone has their problems. Better to have occasional bouts of acne than a really tiny penis. Seriously guys, I don't have a really tiny penis. I swear.

The sounds of serenity.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Mets suck besides once every five days when Matt Harvey pitches.

I'm going to the Mets stadium on June 1st for a meeting about possibly being a volunteer for the All-Star game. Hopefully I get chosen.

 

[JGlass]

Mets suck besides once every five days when Matt Harvey pitches.

I'm going to the Mets stadium on June 1st for a meeting about possibly being a volunteer for the All-Star game. Hopefully I get chosen.

Harvey is the only bright spot on that team. They couldn't buy a run.

And good luck to you with that volunteer gig. The Mets have an awesome stadium, and spending a weekend in New York City wouldn't be a bad deal either.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Harvey is the only bright spot on that team. They couldn't buy a run.

And good luck to you with that volunteer gig. The Mets have an awesome stadium, and spending a weekend in New York City wouldn't be a bad deal either.

Thanks. My dad and I are hoping that if we get picked we will get a chance to talk with the players and maybe get some autographs to go with our collections.

But honestly i'd be okay with just chatting with them and listening to stories.

 

[Theo Mays]

Why spend a weekend in NYC when you know I'm oh so close that you could spend the weekend with me.

Actually that's a terrible idea. I'm boring and rarely leave the house. NYC is probably the better choice.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Theo, i'd love to hit the bars with you. I imagine that'd be a good time.

 

[Theo Mays]

Theo, i'd love to hit the bars with you. I imagine that'd be a good time.

As long as there is no rum, I'm good. For some reason rum gets me blackout drunk. I can do maybe a shot (or two) and that's it. I guess I'm fun. J says I have a nice voice and I do like to talk. If I'm passionate about something I could probably talk to you for hours about it. Hell Merk and I made my best friend and brother sit through a car ride of us just talking about WZCW. Good times.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

As long as there is no rum, I'm good. For some reason rum gets me blackout drunk. I can do maybe a shot (or two) and that's it. I guess I'm fun. J says I have a nice voice and I do like to talk. If I'm passionate about something I could probably talk to you for hours about it. Hell Merk and I made my best friend and brother sit through a car ride of us just talking about WZCW. Good times.

Haha I could talk to anybody for hours about wrestling if they know their shit. I imagine us talking about WZCW a lot and driving anybody around us crazy.

 

[Coco]

 

[Uncle Phatso]

As long as there is no rum, I'm good. For some reason rum gets me blackout drunk. I can do maybe a shot (or two) and that's it. I guess I'm fun. J says I have a nice voice and I do like to talk. If I'm passionate about something I could probably talk to you for hours about it. Hell Merk and I made my best friend and brother sit through a car ride of us just talking about WZCW. Good times.

OOOOO, tell us a story Theo. What did you and the old man talk about?

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I'd rather hear stories of times when Theo was drinking rum.