Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Coco]

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I don't even remember my Pokemon Yellow team, but I assume I pretty much just used Pikachu, Charizard, Blastoise, and Venasaur.

Yellow was the first game I ever owned. I had to stop using the original starters because it made the game too easy.

Whitney's Miltank. Nuff said.

That fucker destroyed me more times than I allow myself to remember. Fucking Rollout.

 

[JGlass]

Whitney's miltank is fucking garbo, Nuff said.

Your face is garbo.

Also Alakazam is a fucking boss, a pokemon with a high enough sp. def just dosent cut it anymore. He has psycho cut now, a regular attacking move. While his attack isnt that high, it makes up for the Spp def tanks that you'll run into.

Psycho cut
Toxic
Shadow ball
Grass knot/ engery ball, your choice.

I'm not gonna lie, i'd rather switch out shadow ball, for ice punch through breeding. But i'd have to switch my toxic out. Could use a stat raiser in there over toxic

I'd go with thoes four on my alakazam.

Yeah, but you have to trade to get him, and that doesn't work when you have no friends to play with .

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

I wonder if they have Ygrette say that so often because she just delivers that line so amazingly.

That fucker destroyed me more times than I allow myself to remember. Fucking Rollout.

And then just when you think you have it beat she uses a milk drink.

 

[Барбоса]

I was always keen on using unfashionable and low powered Pokemon as long as I could get away with it. Raticate was always a favourite along with Pidgeotto and Primeape in the originals. A bit later it was the likes of Pellipper and Wailord.

I wonder if they have Ygrette say that so often because she just delivers that line so amazingly.

She says it far less in the show than she does in the books, which is a real blessing as it starts to lose its impact with overuse.

Actually, I really liked how the phrase was used in the last episode. She resorted to it when she was hearing something that she did not want to hear rather than at the end of a conversation where Jon was showing off his naivete on a certain subject. If anything it was showing off her naivete.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I was always keen on using unfashionable and low powered Pokemon as long as I could get away with it. Raticate was always a favourite along with Pidgeotto and Primeape in the originals. A bit later it was the likes of Pellipper and Wailord.

I've tried doing that a couple time. Actually, that Lillipup you have can get pretty powerful if you decide to keep it around.

 

[Coco]

Oh, yeah.

This guy:

And this guy:

Both were huge powerhouses for me once upon a time.

I really miss playing this game.

 

[Con T.]

I wonder if they have Ygrette say that so often because she just delivers that line so amazingly.

I've always found Starmie beasted through any team I had; it was Golduck, with more speed. Before Whitney's Miltank, Misty's Starmie fucked your shit up.

 

[JGlass]

I was always keen on using unfashionable and low powered Pokemon as long as I could get away with it. Raticate was always a favourite along with Pidgeotto and Primeape in the originals. A bit later it was the likes of Pellipper and Wailord.

Pidgeot can be a pretty useful Pokemon, and I have a soft spot for fighting types so Primeape can be a fun Pokemon to keep around too. I didn't realize Wailord was unfashionable with his unbelievably high HP.

She says it far less in the show than she does in the books, which is a real blessing as it starts to lose its impact with overuse.

Actually, I really liked how the phrase was used in the last episode. She resorted to it when she was hearing something that she did not want to hear rather than at the end of a conversation where Jon was showing off his naivete on a certain subject. If anything it was showing off her naivete.

Yes, that was probably the best use of it yet, except for maybe the interrupted version when she was unable to finish her sentence because of Jon Snow's oral gifts. Seriously though, it felt like the most emotional use of the phrase yet, and it was definitely good character development for the two of them. Prior to that I could have sworn that Jon Snow's allegiance was with the Wildlings, but now it seems like he just wants to be free. Can't say I blame him.

 

[Harthan]

I wonder if they have Ygrette say that so often because she just delivers that line so amazingly.

No, she says it all the time in the books. Pretty much every page in which she and Jon Snow are in the same scene.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Oh, yeah.

This guy:

And this guy:

Both were huge powerhouses for me once upon a time.

I really miss playing this game.

I loved Dugtrio but its HP was so low that I usually ended up passing on it.

 

[JGlass]

Oh, yeah.

This guy:

Spoiler

And this guy:

Both were huge powerhouses for me once upon a time.

I really miss playing this game.

If I was going to play around with any of those Pokemon you have to trade to evolve all the way, it was going to be Haunter, at least in Gold and Silver. Stick it with hypnosis, dream eater, nightmare, and shadow ball and you have yourself a beast of a Pokemon.

I'm also keen on Ursaring.

Spoiler

What can I say, I like a Scottish accent. I think it's more how she says, "nuthin'" than how she says, "Jon Snuuuu."

I've always found Starmie beasted through any team I had; it was Golduck, with more speed. Before Whitney's Miltank, Misty's Starmie fucked your shit up.

Only if you went with Charmander. I mean, yeah, most people did go with Charmander, but I was always a Squirtle guy myself. Massive turtles with cannons in their shells are cooler than dragons.

 

[Барбоса]

What can I say, I like a Scottish accent. I think it's more how she says, "nuthin'" than how she says, "Jon Snuuuu."

Even though Rose Leslie is Scottish (posh Scottish with a more English accent), the accent she is using in GoT is a Yorkshire one, which is being used throughout the show to depict northerners.

 

[Con T.]

If I was going to play around with any of those Pokemon you have to trade to evolve all the way, it was going to be Haunter, at least in Gold and Silver. Stick it with hypnosis, dream eater, nightmare, and shadow ball and you have yourself a beast of a Pokemon.

I'm also keen on Ursaring.

I always loved Tauros, but the fucker was always so hard to catch. You throw one rock at in at Safari Zone, and it runs.

you're a god damn bull, Tauros. You shouldn't run from anything

What can I say, I like a Scottish accent. I think it's more how she says, "nuthin'" than how she says, "Jon Snuuuu."

I think it was , for me, that I also saw her on Downton Abbey. She can be a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets .... In my mind

I was also keen on Osha, and always wondered why. Turns out, I realized she was Nymphadora Tonks, and little fifteen year old me kinda had a stiffy for her.

Who knew?

Only if you went with Charmander. I mean, yeah, most people did go with Charmander, but I was always a Squirtle guy myself. Massive turtles with cannons in their shells are cooler than dragons.

I bypassed on Blastoise because I knew I wanted Gyarados.

And then I found Starmie.

1. Catch a level 40 Staryu on Cinnabar
2. Teach it surf, ice beam, and psychic
3. Feed it a water stone
4. WHERE IS YOUR ARCEUS NOW?!

 

[JGlass]

I always loved Tauros, but the fucker was always so hard to catch. You throw one rock at in at Safari Zone, and it runs.

you're a god damn bull, Tauros. You shouldn't run from anything

I always thought the Safari Zone sounded unbelievably dangerous. You have Tauros, Nidorinos and Nidorinas, Parasects, Venomoths, and all sorts of other giant ass Pokemon running around and you have nothing to defend yourself except for a handful of rocks. They must have had a hell of an insurance policy.

And yeah, Tauros was a bad ass, but too difficult to catch in the early games. Then it was unbelievably easy to catch in the second generation games, and that sort of ruined the mystique. Then again, it was still an awesome bull pokemon that could learn surf, so what's not to love?

I think it was , for me, that I also saw her on Downton Abbey. She can be a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets .... In my mind

I was also keen on Osha, and always wondered why. Turns out, I realized she was Nymphadora Tonks, and little fifteen year old me kinda had a stiffy for her.

Who knew?

Holy crap! I would have never guessed that! Tonks was a hot piece of witch in the Harry Potter movies, and Osha is... kind of unsightly. Guess that goes to show you what a little makeup and getting your hair did can do for a lady's appearance.

Osha is getting quite ornery lately, it worries me. This whole Bran storyline is kind of weird anyway, easily the least interesting of the season.

I can't believe we're on Episode 8 already.

I bypassed on Blastoise because I knew I wanted Gyarados.

And then I found Starmie.

1. Catch a level 40 Staryu on Cinnabar
2. Teach it surf, ice beam, and psychic
3. Feed it a water stone
4. WHERE IS YOUR ARCEUS NOW?!

Gyarados is cool and all, but one electric move and that dude is toast. It also doesn't help that he can't learn any sweet flying moves to combat against grass or fighting types.

Starmie, on the other hand, does have a lot going on. I'm not sure why I've never used one (as far as I can remember), but I'm guessing it has something to do with them not being available until late in the game, and by that time I usually have my team assembled.

 

[Uncle Sam]

As we're nerding out, here's my current pokemon team, an amalgamation of my all-stars across Black & White and Black & White 2:

Scrafty (dark/fighting), Volcarona (fire/bug), Shiny Garchomp (ground/dragon), Eelektross (electric, has levitate which makes it immune to ground attacks), Drifblim (ghost/flying, is nigh on impossible to actually land a hit on), Musharna (psychic, will put you to sleep and eat your dreams).

 

[JGlass]

As we're nerding out, here's my current pokemon team, an amalgamation of my all-stars across Black & White and Black & White 2:

Scrafty (dark/fighting), Volcarona (fire/bug), Shiny Garchomp (ground/dragon), Eelektross (electric, has levitate which makes it immune to ground attacks), Drifblim (ghost/flying, is nigh on impossible to actually land a hit on), Musharna (psychic, will put you to sleep and eat your dreams).

I always liked bug Pokemon, but it took them forever to make them actually usable. Within the first two generations the only one that really served my needs was Heracross. A fire/bug type Pokemon sounds gnarly.

How'd you get your hands on a shiny Garchomp? Also, that has to be the lamest looking dragon type Pokemon I've ever seen.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Gyarados is cool and all, but one electric move and that dude is toast. It also doesn't help that he can't learn any sweet flying moves to combat against grass or fighting types.

How Gyarados isn't a Dragon type, I'll never know. If it was Water/Dragon instead of Water/Flying (fucker can't even learn Fly!), it would be 1000x better.

 

[Uncle Sam]

How'd you get your hands on a shiny Garchomp? Also, that has to be the lamest looking dragon type Pokemon I've ever seen.

You get a shiny Gible, its first form, for beating Black Tower - a post-game challenge mode, essentially - in Black 2. And fuck you, she's beautiful.

 

[Con T.]

I always thought the Safari Zone sounded unbelievably dangerous. You have Tauros, Nidorinos and Nidorinas, Parasects, Venomoths, and all sorts of other giant ass Pokemon running around and you have nothing to defend yourself except for a handful of rocks. They must have had a hell of an insurance policy.

See, I'd imagine Seafoam Island is more dangerous, for a trainer that appears to not even be able to swim.

For that matter, is it just me, or can like only two types of trainers swim in this world of Pokemon? Did the rest of the world forget?

And yeah, Tauros was a bad ass, but too difficult to catch in the early games. Then it was unbelievably easy to catch in the second generation games, and that sort of ruined the mystique. Then again, it was still an awesome bull pokemon that could learn surf, so what's not to love?

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Holy crap! I would have never guessed that! Tonks was a hot piece of witch in the Harry Potter movies, and Osha is... kind of unsightly. Guess that goes to show you what a little makeup and getting your hair did can do for a lady's appearance.

It really does... And probably to the fact that the British Isles have, like, twenty actors.

Osha is getting quite ornery lately, it worries me. This whole Bran storyline is kind of weird anyway, easily the least interesting of the season.

I can't believe we're on Episode 8 already.

I have no idea where they're going with her. I couldn't help but focus on the "I am yours, and you are mine" speech though. Is it weird I almost shed a tear during that?

Gyarados is cool and all, but one electric move and that dude is toast. It also doesn't help that he can't learn any sweet flying moves to combat against grass or fighting types.

Starmie, on the other hand, does have a lot going on. I'm not sure why I've never used one (as far as I can remember), but I'm guessing it has something to do with them not being available until late in the game, and by that time I usually have my team assembled.

I had the same problem with Skarmony. Little bugger was awesome, but by that time I already had Pineco evolved, and there was no need for it

 

[Con T.]

How Gyarados isn't a Dragon type, I'll never know. If it was Water/Dragon instead of Water/Flying (fucker can't even learn Fly!), it would be 1000x better.

Allegedly, it happened because if he was dragon/water type, he would have no weaknesses. The water type would have negated his ice weakness, and electric negated by dragon

 

[Thriller Ant]

Allegedly, it happened because if he was dragon/water type, he would have no weaknesses. The water type would have negated his ice weakness, and electric negated by dragon

I guess that makes sense, especially since it's Gen 1. Granted, they didn't mind leaving the Psychics unstoppable, but whatever. I've tried to come to terms with it, but it still makes me angry.

 

[Con T.]

I guess that makes sense, especially since it's Gen 1. Granted, they didn't mind leaving the Psychics unstoppable, but whatever. I've tried to come to terms with it, but it still makes me angry.

Game Freak really didn't have much of an idea of how to counter psychic types. The plan was to use ghosts, but I don't think they realized how adding a poison type would mess it up. Couple that with no solid bug type moves, and psychics were way overpowered, yeah

 

[Thriller Ant]

Game Freak really didn't have much of an idea of how to counter psychic types. The plan was to use ghosts, but I don't think they realized how adding a poison type would mess it up. Couple that with no solid bug type moves, and psychics were way overpowered, yeah

Plus, they screwed up the coding and made psychic immune to ghost instead of weak to it. Gen 1 is good for nostalgia, but there's a lot wrong with those games.

 

[Con T.]

Plus, they screwed up the coding and made psychic immune to ghost instead of weak to it. Gen 1 is good for nostalgia, but there's a lot wrong with those games.

It becomes really apparent how much Game Freak gr better by Gen 2. I actually believe Gold and Silver are the best games of the pokemon series, this far, though Gen 4 is right up there

 

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