Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Freddy4190]

I've had moonshine before that was very good. Then again, mine was wimpy Northeast moonshine, and you technically live in the South. Plus you're right next to West Virginia, moonshine capital of the world.

I meant in terms of I got so shitfaced the other night.. It was bad. 11 beers, 2 double shots of moonshine, 3 shots of vodka, 2 being doubles, and 2 double shots of Fireball whiskey. Needless to say, I was a little tore up.

 

[smizzy]

I meant in terms of I got so shitfaced the other night.. It was bad. 11 beers, 2 double shots of moonshine, 3 shots of vodka, 2 being doubles, and 2 double shots of Fireball whiskey. Needless to say, I was a little tore up.

Woah, brother. That's a lot of YOLO.

 

[Kermit]

This website has kept me amused for the last several minutes. It basically takes two separate Pokemon from the original 150 and fuses them together.

http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/

Krabmander

 

[JGlass]

This website has kept me amused for the last several minutes. It basically takes two separate Pokemon from the original 150 and fuses them together.

http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/

Krabmander

Damn Kermit, this thing has been around for at least a year, but yes, it's pretty fun. Sadly, it's missing a good chunk of the original 151, but hey, you can always stick Slowpoke's face on every pokemon and get a good laugh.

 

[Theo Mays]

So you're going out with the bartender or your gay friend? I'm confused.

The bartender. It's always the bartender.

 

[Kermit]

Damn Kermit, this thing has been around for at least a year, but yes, it's pretty fun. Sadly, it's missing a good chunk of the original 151, but hey, you can always stick Slowpoke's face on every pokemon and get a good laugh.

How about we just stick slowpoke on my face.

 

[JGlass]

What do you do when you do when you tune into Raw and there's a dance contest?

Go back to playing video games and act like nothing happened.

 

[The Crock]

All the Triple H/Brock Lesnar segments are starting to blend together into one.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

We were having a creative Skype session during Raw. I payed attention to the Kofi match(he won!!!) and I turned my head when Triple H said bitch.

 

[JGlass]

We were having a creative Skype session during Raw. I payed attention to the Kofi match(he won!!!) and I turned my head when Triple H said bitch.

Is that why you didn't respond to me when I said you looked like my friend? You bastard.

And Kofi winning was the only part of Raw I watched. I am ridiculously uninterested in wrestling right now.

 

[The Crock]

I struggle to get through any of WWE's shows right now.

 

[JGlass]

I struggle to get through any of WWE's shows right now.

I don't even attempt to watch any of them besides Raw. Then again, NXT is probably pretty solid right now. It usually is.

 

[JGlass]

WRECKING HAVOC WITH THE HULK BITCHES!

 

[justinsayne]

I could not give less of a shit about Triple H/Brock Lesner anymore, I don't even bother watching those segments,& I swear to fucking god is they EVER put the fucking god damn Bellas on fucking commentary ever again I am going to Stanford & I'm going to kill fucking everybody.

 

[Ty Burna]

We were having a creative Skype session during Raw. I payed attention to the Kofi match(he won!!!) and I turned my head when Triple H said bitch.

I barely watched Raw at all during the Creative session. I think I watched The Shield vs. Cena/Hell No match and that's about it. Everything else was no better than background noise for me.

 

[justinsayne]

Did not see this coming at all

Spoiler

 

[JGlass]

I barely watched Raw at all during the Creative session. I think I watched The Shield vs. Cena/Hell No match and that's about it. Everything else was no better than background noise for me.

They did that match again? Isn't that twice between Mania and Extreme Rules? Oy fucking vey.

Did not see this coming at all

Spoiler

Yup, 13 episodes. It probably has less to do with NBC's faith in the show and more to do with them wanting to get to that 100 episode mark so they can get it syndicated.

 

[Theo Mays]

WRECKING HAVOC WITH THE HULK BITCHES!

I'm being stalked by Thor. I should probably be worried.

And I too and uninterested in wrestling. I never thought those words would come from my mouth. Since Mania I've just kinda been like "meh, wrestling". Like I've missed parts of Raw 3 or 4 weeks running. That never happens. I'm also tempted to tell the boys that I ain't ordering Extreme Rules.

 

[Stormtrooper]

WRECKING HAVOC WITH THE HULK BITCHES!

Went on a date with Black Widow. I think the guy who made this was born on the 9th of April.

 

[Coco]

Worshipped by Thor.

Not bad.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Got into a fight with Loki

 

[justinsayne]

Isolated on an island with Bruce Banner, I don't like this game...

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Became the Boss of The Chitauri.

Awesome. And yes, my Birthday's on Thursday.

 

[JGlass]

Isolated on an island with Bruce Banner, I don't like this game...

That wouldn't be so bad actually. There likely wouldn't be much on the island that could trip him up into going Hulk, but he could definitely go Hulk if you need to. Plus, he's a super genius, so he could definitely help you find a way off the island.

For mine I sort of imagine myself throwing a rock through a window of a WalMart, and then Hulk throws a car through the window of a WalMart.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

They did that match again? Isn't that twice between Mania and Extreme Rules? Oy fucking vey.

Yep, and people are bent out of shape because Shield lost by DQ

Formed a band with Black Widow. I could definitely handle some lonely nights on the road with Scarlett Johansson