Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Miko]

lol graduation ceremonies. I had a prom once, that was it, ended up being the skanky fucker that got a blowjob outside, I didn't want to but my headmaster said it was a necessary extra-curicular activity or something like that.

 

[Ty Burna]

Congrats!

Remember, now that you've graduated, you can become an alcoholic.

Wait.....that's the order it's supposed to go in?

That explains a few things for me.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Wait.....that's the order it's supposed to go in?

That explains a few things for me.

I had friends that had that as their motto: It's not alcoholism until you are out of college.

 

[JGlass]

Yeah, if you drink everyday in college you're just a college student that parties hard. If you drink everyday when you're out of college, you're probably an alcoholic.

 

[Harthan]

Yeah, if you drink everyday in college you're just a college student that parties hard. If you drink everyday when you're out of college, you're probably an alcoholic.

I think drinking everyday in college would still be considered overdoing it, at least at my college. But drinking to heavy excess on weekends is completely reasonable for us.

 

[Барбоса]

I definitely was not a "drink everyday" type student.

More a "4 days out of 7, with one/two of those being to excess" type

 

[JGlass]

I think drinking everyday in college would still be considered overdoing it, at least at my college. But drinking to heavy excess on weekends is completely reasonable for us.

Yeah, but I go to, er... went to college in Boston, a town known for it's Irish pride.

Man, that sentence made me realize that a large part of my personal identity was that I was a college student, and now that I'm not I need to fill that role. Is "out of work 23-year-old" an acceptable placeholder identity?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Yeah, but I go to, er... went to college in Boston, a town known for it's Irish pride.

Man, that sentence made me realize that a large part of my personal identity was that I was a college student, and now that I'm not I need to fill that role. Is "out of work 23-year-old" an acceptable placeholder identity?

Its been working for me.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Yeah, but I go to, er... went to college in Boston, a town known for it's Irish pride.

Man, that sentence made me realize that a large part of my personal identity was that I was a college student, and now that I'm not I need to fill that role. Is "out of work 23-year-old" an acceptable placeholder identity?

It's more like "Lost, looking for new identity"

 

[Con T.]

Yeah, but I go to, er... went to college in Boston, a town known for it's Irish pride.

Man, that sentence made me realize that a large part of my personal identity was that I was a college student, and now that I'm not I need to fill that role. Is "out of work 23-year-old" an acceptable placeholder identity?

It's better than homeless.

There are also millions of people that are the same way, and if I recall, you did just graduate, no?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

 

[nightmare]

cum laude to boot. I'm celebrating by drinking a pint while I wait for my family.

That sounds like a twisted dirty version of Twister. I assume you won because you were celebrating...

 

[JGlass]

It's better than homeless.

There are also millions of people that are the same way, and if I recall, you did just graduate, no?

Yes, that's a good point. I'm also fairly confident I can get a job within three months or so, so there's that too.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've had a few drinks. Want to ask me anything? Thought not. Good night.

 

[justinsayne]

So there is a tentative plan in place for me & my friends to head up to cities for the Twins/Indians game on July 19th, & possibly the game on the 20th as well.

 

[Bernkastel]

The ceremony wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, and the commencement speaker was actually quite good. Regardless, JGlass is no officially a college graduate, and cum laude to boot. I'm celebrating by drinking a pint while I wait for my family.

Congrats man!

 

[justinsayne]

 

[JGlass]

So after I got back from graduation and lunch with my family, I took a nap and slept until about 6:45. I was supposed to meet my family at a restaurant for dinner, but I still feel like shit with this cold and I came down with a fever, so I called them and told them to go without me, and I went back to sleep around 8 PM. I just woke up. I have to pack up all of my things now. This was not good planning on my part.

Oh, and I still feel pretty shitty.

So there is a tentative plan in place for me & my friends to head up to cities for the Twins/Indians game on July 19th, & possibly the game on the 20th as well.

Against the Indians? They can win those games!

 

[Harthan]

Against the Indians? They can win those games!

 

[The Crock]

I just noticed I have 1500 posts in here. That's almost as many non-spam posts as I've had in 3 years.

 

[JGlass]

I just noticed I have 1500 posts in here. That's almost as many non-spam posts as I've had in 3 years.

I have over 7,000, so well over the amount of non-spam posts I've ever made. I also have 22% of all posts ever made in this thread. Justin as 11% himself, so between he and I we account for 1/3 of all posts in this thread.

Math is fun.

 

[The Crock]

YAAAAY MATH! No, but seriously, it's too late for math.

 

[Theo Mays]

Man I be slacking. I recall being right under justin. I need to post more, I'm just too lazy and I work mornings so I'm rarely ever up this late.

 

[JGlass]

Man I be slacking. I recall being right under justin. I need to post more, I'm just too lazy and I work mornings so I'm rarely ever up this late.

Eh, there have really only been a couple of big posting days in this thread over the past couple weeks. I know that between finals, graduating, and being sick I really haven't had the time/energy to post up in here, and I think it's just the time of the year that people are using some of their computer time to enjoy the nice weather.

 

[Bernkastel]

YAAAAY MATH! No, but seriously, it's too late for math.

Fuck, my head hurts thinking about it.