Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Uncle Phatso]

I dont find it that boring, I have fell asleep during a few matches, but I do the same when the Detroit Tigers are losing.

 

[Theo Mays]

Most Americans still don't understand it, as ridiculous as that seems.

You can throw me into that category.

 

[Барбоса]

I do find the idea that people can not understand a game as relatively simple as Association Football and yet follow the ins and outs of the likes of ice hockey or American football with no problem whatsoever rather baffling.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I do find the idea that people can not understand a game as relatively simple as Association Football and yet follow the ins and outs of the likes of ice hockey or American football with no problem whatsoever rather baffling.

I think the fact that I love hockey made it much easier for me to enjoy soccer.

 

[JGlass]

I do find the idea that people can not understand a game as relatively simple as Association Football and yet follow the ins and outs of the likes of ice hockey or American football with no problem whatsoever rather baffling.

I think it has less to do with an inability to understand it and moreso with an unwillingness to give it a try. Soccer supporters have made great strides in the past decade in getting soccer into the mainstream, but I think a lot of Americans see it as a lesser sport, probably because of all the complaining and bellyaching the players do.

 

[Ming]

Original. Do the right thing.

Indeed. Just found out Kai has no Bruce Faulconer, so forget those fieces.

Ming, of our many shared interests, Dragonball is not one of them. Fortunately there are plenty of folks around these parts that love such things, but I was never able to get into Dragonball like my friends were.

I was in the opposite situation when I younger. My brother, myself and couple of others were the only ones to enjoy Dragonball Z locally. Quite oddly though, more and more people I know had taken to it when they got older and it wasn't even on television.

 

[Ming]

Soccer supporters have made great strides in the past decade in getting soccer into the mainstream, but I think a lot of Americans see it as a lesser sport, probably because of all the complaining and bellyaching the players do.

Which is a fucking lot. In Europe at least.

 

[justinsayne]

Just got home from 42, awesome film.

I recently found out Minnesota has a professional soccer team, if I ever figure out when they play & am able to catch them on TV I may try & give it a shot.

 

[Harthan]

Just got home from 42, awesome film.

Really? It looked like a bunch of Disney-fied bullshit.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Really? It looked like a bunch of Disney-fied bullshit.

No, saw it a week ago and it was pretty sweet.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I've heard some great stuff about 42

 

[Harthan]

Well, I'll be quite happy if indeed the latest Jackie Robinson film is good. I'll probably check it out at some point.

 

[GI Cake]

42 was fantastic, definitely worth seeing. If only for all the racist white people in the movie.

In other news, my finals are on Monday and I spent the last 4 hours studying for them, one in particular was math. If I get anything under a C I fail the course. Anyone got any good tips for getting over anxiety when it comes to such an important test ?

 

[The Crock]

Just try to find something that calms you down. Breathe a little. You'll be fine.

 

[justinsayne]

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[JGlass]

42 was fantastic, definitely worth seeing. If only for all the racist white people in the movie.

In other news, my finals are on Monday and I spent the last 4 hours studying for them, one in particular was math. If I get anything under a C I fail the course. Anyone got any good tips for getting over anxiety when it comes to such an important test ?

I've never been nervous for a test, but I have for presentations. I find exercise and video games helps take the edge off.

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The Dazzler has some rhymes, yo.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm with my mouth earlier. Highlight of my year.

 

[justinsayne]

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm with my mouth earlier. Highlight of my year.

You are the master of the CLIT. She'll Remember your fucking face. Whenever she see's CLIT, she'll see you're fucking face. You make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck you tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like you. Not this little fuck [referring to Pancake] none of these little fucks out here. YOU ARE THE CLIT COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all CLITs! When it comes down to business, this is what you do. you pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it...

My ex gave birth to her second daughter last night.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Well this thread took a weird, dark turn....

 

[Stormtrooper]

You are the master of the CLIT. She'll Remember your fucking face. Whenever she see's CLIT, she'll see you're fucking face. You make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck you tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like you. Not this little fuck [referring to Pancake] none of these little fucks out here. YOU ARE THE CLIT COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all CLITs! When it comes down to business, this is what you do. you pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it...

awesome movie quote. Haven't seen that clip in years.

 

[JGlass]

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm with my mouth earlier. Highlight of my year.

That's the best way to get it done.

You are the master of the CLIT. She'll Remember your fucking face. Whenever she see's CLIT, she'll see you're fucking face. You make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck you tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like you. Not this little fuck [referring to Pancake] none of these little fucks out here. YOU ARE THE CLIT COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all CLITs! When it comes down to business, this is what you do. you pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it...

My ex gave birth to her second daughter last night.

My buddy uses a gamertag he created on my XBox for the soul purpose of playing multiplayer L4D2 called ClitCommander. It's pretty funny when you're playing the game and it says, "ClitCommander killed Spitter."

Well this thread took a weird, dark turn....

Things are never dark when you quote Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

 

[Miko]

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm with my mouth earlier. Highlight of my year.

That must've been some speech.

 

[Theo Mays]

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm with my mouth earlier. Highlight of my year.

High five brudda!

I have a short tongue and an inexperience of sexual relations. Haven't gotten there yet. My biggest bragging point to my sex life would either be 5 times in one night or making her cum first. Though that second one I had to finish myself. She hoped off and took a shower. Not really a winning situation. But good on ya Yaz.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I gave my girlfriend an orgasm with my mouth earlier. Highlight of my year.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Are you into horror movies, Jglass? I ask because I hardly (if ever) see you mention them.

Also, any plans to watch Terrence Malick's new movie?