Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[The Crock]

Fuck you, that sounds perfectly normal, unless you are a Mormon asshole.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I went to a formal last night and celebrated the end of the evening by stripping off everything from the waist up and doing Ric Flair elbow drops on my discarded clothes.

I'm so embarrassed.

I've walked round a room strutting and wooing before. We should be friends.

 

[JGlass]

I went to a formal last night and celebrated the end of the evening by stripping off everything from the waist up and doing Ric Flair elbow drops on my discarded clothes.

I'm so embarrassed.

That IS embarrassing. Did they let you stay after that act of indecency?

 

[Барбоса]

At a wedding, I ran around the dancefloor celebrating like I was Mick Foley having just told the Rock "it doesn't matter how he feels", discarded my coat like Ric Flair and then got down on my knees and wooed like Kurt Angle.

It was going well up to that point...

Then a pile on occurred.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have spent the past 6 hrs. playing Tomb Raider, this is game is fucking amazing!

Missed this. Yeah, it is good - I finished it a week or so ago. Have you done the bit in the woods with the soldiers yet? I think that's specific enough, and the bit good enough, that you'd know what I'm talking about.

 

[Harthan]

I went to a formal last night and celebrated the end of the evening by stripping off everything from the waist up and doing Ric Flair elbow drops on my discarded clothes.

I'm so embarrassed.

I was gonna come here and talk about my night of drinking and smoking weed, but this wins.

Good for you.

 

[justinsayne]

Missed this. Yeah, it is good - I finished it a week or so ago. Have you done the bit in the woods with the soldiers yet? I think that's specific enough, and the bit good enough, that you'd know what I'm talking about.

I stopped for the night at the point where you sliding down the river trying to avoid getting impaled, after 3-4 failed attempts I decided that would be a good place to stop for the night.

 

[The Crock]

Season 5 of Mad Men is making its way to Netflix tomorrow. Yeah!

 

[Remix]

Cheer week is going to kill me.

 

[Theo Mays]

Don't you have a king sized bed or some shit? If so, tell that girl to roll over or something!



When I think of how close Mania is it fills me with all sorts of feelings that I make my stomach and nether regions excited.

And now I'm even more excited because of the scheduled pre-Mania tailgating, though I don't think J-Goose understands my affection for you, Theo. He just doesn't know the level of your awesomeness like I do, I guess.

I do have a king sized bed. She moves over occasionally cause she can tell I'm not comfortable. Work in progress.

And it seems that way haha. Though he did see me maul a fish at Mustang Sally's. He probably thinks very lowly of me as is. Either way, incredibly fucking stoked man.

I know the feel. My girlfriend is a complete bed hog, and so am I. I try to be the nice guy and sleep in one spot, but fuck I get so little sleep.

Yup. I've taken naps after the two nights she left. She is probably standing tonight and I just woke up from a nap and I'll probably be up most of the night anyways. It'll be worth it though.

Oh and non-sex note. Going to Raw tomorrow, pretty damn excited. A little pre-Mania fun.

 

[justinsayne]

She is probably standing tonight

You make sleep standing up?!? What kind of big bearded brute are you?!?!

 

[JGlass]

I do have a king sized bed. She moves over occasionally cause she can tell I'm not comfortable. Work in progress.

You'll get there one day man.

Oh and non-sex note. Going to Raw tomorrow, pretty damn excited. A little pre-Mania fun.

And on a sex note, going raw tomorrow, pretty damn excited!

I'm hilarious.

But that is cool man, hopefully the WWE ups their game from last week.

 

[Theo Mays]

You make sleep standing up?!? What kind of big bearded brute are you?!?!

A man's gotta sleep dawg.

And on a sex note, going raw tomorrow, pretty damn excited!

I'm hilarious.

But that is cool man, hopefully the WWE ups their game from last week.

HA.

And hopefully. Live events tend to be awesome though, so I'm not too worried. I think KOTR back when Sheamus won is the only Raw I didn't enjoy to the full extent.

 

[Coco]

That IS embarrassing. Did they let you stay after that act of indecency?

T'was the end of the evening. I got some high fives and people marking out and we called it an evening. Thankfully most people left a little earlier.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My signature makes sense, right? Like, you get it?

 

[Барбоса]

My signature makes sense, right? Like, you get it?

Yes.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So this girl I'm sleeping with is not the best person to share a bed with. She moves around a lot and uses me as a pillow. I deal with it cause I'm getting sex, but it is fucking my sleep schedule. Today I sleep alone and comfortably.

Used to be a continual issue back when I used to do my galavanting and cavaliering. I would laying with "some girl X" and be like "whaaatttt the fuuuck am I doiiinng I could be laying in my bed, by myself, with some NFL network onn"

All set with the ol lady these days though. I just smash her/rag doll her and wreak general havoc of the bed. and NFL network is on.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Late to this party, but add me to the 'girlfriend is a bed hog' group.

 

[JGlass]

I watched "We Need to Talk About Kevin" last night. It was probably the best movie I wish I never saw.

My signature makes sense, right? Like, you get it?

Yeah, urns to skulls, in the same vein as #boots2asses.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I watched "We Need to Talk About Kevin" last night. It was probably the best movie I wish I never saw.

I'm possibly still a little high, because I can't work out if that's a compliment or not.

 

[The Crock]

Played some pick-up basketball at the gym this morning with a bunch of people. One of these guys, easily in his forties, had some serious hops. The dude could jam. It was nothing crazy, but it was pretty damn impressive, all things considered.

 

[JGlass]

I'm possibly still a little high, because I can't work out if that's a compliment or not.

It was a compliment. Tilda Swinton's acting was incredible, and the movie was masterful in evoking emotion. It was just unbelievably depressing and even a little scary at times. I am glad I saw it because it was a beautifully made film, but I didn't exactly go to bed last night dreaming of puppy dogs and titties.

Played some pick-up basketball at the gym this morning with a bunch of people. One of these guys, easily in his forties, had some serious hops. The dude could jam. It was nothing crazy, but it was pretty damn impressive, all things considered.

I really need to play more pickup ball. I'm getting out of shape, and that would be a fun way to get back into shape.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I really need to play more pickup ball. I'm getting out of shape, and that would be a fun way to get back into shape.

I stopped playing volleyball right around the same time I met my girlfriend and realized that she both enjoyed and is good at cooking. I don't think I'm fat, but I'm definitely heavier than I should be.

 

[The Crock]

I really need to play more pickup ball. I'm getting out of shape, and that would be a fun way to get back into shape.

It's a great way to break the monotony of the gym grind and is definitely fun as hell. It's all the better if you have a group of friends to be on your team.

 

[nightmare]

After having a quite pleasant day I come home & see the news about X-Pac tearing his asshole & cannot stop laughing. That has got to be the funniest thing I have heard in a while.