Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Uncle Phatso]

Great matchup guys, It's really been a lot of fun to roleplay your teams. Tag team roleplaying is a lot harder than just 1v1.

 

[Ty Burna]

I like the cards a lot this week. Saxoteur vs BarboSHIT should be fun, Callahan vs Showtime will be good, and I'm looking forward to Constantine vs Smith. Of course, all those matches pale in comparison to Donny J vs El Califa.

Match of the Year candidate surely.

I pushed for a big match on Meltdown, got moved to AS in a random triple threat because we had odd numbers, then got pushed to AF to face Milenko. Don't ask me how that thread unraveled so damn fast.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Match of the Year candidate surely.

I pushed for a big match on Meltdown, got moved to AS in a random triple threat because we had odd numbers, then got pushed to AF to face Milenko. Don't ask me how that thread unraveled so damn fast.

They're still mad at you for emptying the alcohol fund.

 

[Барбоса]

They're still mad at you for emptying the alcohol fund.

Finally, the real reason for my stepping down becomes public.

Not one single drop did I get.

 

[JGlass]

This thread didn't see a single post yesterday. Is it something I said? Have we all moved on to having bigger and better things to do than talk about random crap for pages and pages to internet people?

Nah, just one of those days I suppose.

 

[Барбоса]

It was just me returning to my old status of "thread killer"

 

[Miko]

Sorry JGlass but you are demon spawn now, I can't talk to you until after next weekend.

 

[justinsayne]

I'm sorry didn't anyone tell you? I'm not speaking to you cause I'm mad that you're beating me in fantasy, & likely going to end up costing my that last playoff spot, you selfish fucking Jewish bastard!

 

[JGlass]

It was just me returning to my old status of "thread killer"

You're in the top 10 post count for this thread, I'm pretty sure you're not the source of death here.

Sorry JGlass but you are demon spawn now, I can't talk to you until after next weekend.

I beat you at All-Stars, I'll beat you at Ascension!

I'm sorry didn't anyone tell you? I'm not speaking to you cause I'm mad that you're beating me in fantasy, & likely going to end up costing my that last playoff spot, you selfish fucking Jewish bastard!

I suspected as much. Sorry man, but getting one of those first round byes would be the tops.

If it makes you feel better my March Madness bracket is essentially destroyed since I had New Mexico going to the Final 4.

 

[Miko]

I beat you at All-Stars, I'll beat you at Ascension!

Them's big words. The same words you used when SaboSax came fact face with S.H.I.T & Alhazred!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

If it makes you feel better my March Madness bracket is essentially destroyed since I had New Mexico going to the Final 4.

I had New Mexico and Georgetown in my final four. Fucking bullshit.

 

[Ty Burna]

I had New Mexico and Georgetown in my final four. Fucking bullshit.

Yep, had Georgetown winning the whole damn thing.

 

[JGlass]

I had New Mexico and Georgetown in my final four. Fucking bullshit.

Yep, had Georgetown winning the whole damn thing.

As crazy as that New Mexico/Harvard upset was, the Georgetown upset is even more ludicrous. If I remember correctly, a lot of people said that Georgetown was really hot coming into the tournament, and they got upset by Florida Gulf Whatever? Crazy shit man.

Speaking of crazy shit, apparently one of my best friends has gone missing according to another one of my friends, but I'm not sure if I believe her. Still, it is worrisome.

 

[justinsayne]

Well it may not be as awesome as Mania, but I finally got my ticket to see Alice In Chains (along with a bunch of other bands I could really not care less about) in May.

 

[Theo Mays]

So this girl I'm sleeping with is not the best person to share a bed with. She moves around a lot and uses me as a pillow. I deal with it cause I'm getting sex, but it is fucking my sleep schedule. Today I sleep alone and comfortably.

Also two weeks until Mania. Holy fucking hell I'm excited. So excited that me and the guys set up a tournament much like the one here on WZ and recorded our discussions about it. However ours is serious yet not completely serious as guys like Colt Cabana, La Parka, Kevin Steen, Honky Tonk Man, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, X-Pac, etc. I think you get the point lol. It's all in good fun.

 

[JGlass]

So my friends found my missing friend, who apparently just locked himself away in an attempt to get some alone time. Obviously they did the only reasonable thing and invite me over to his house where we hung out for a few hours. I don't think they really got the concept of alone time, not that I was helping matters any.

So this girl I'm sleeping with is not the best person to share a bed with. She moves around a lot and uses me as a pillow. I deal with it cause I'm getting sex, but it is fucking my sleep schedule. Today I sleep alone and comfortably.

Don't you have a king sized bed or some shit? If so, tell that girl to roll over or something!

Also two weeks until Mania. Holy fucking hell I'm excited. So excited that me and the guys set up a tournament much like the one here on WZ and recorded our discussions about it. However ours is serious yet not completely serious as guys like Colt Cabana, La Parka, Kevin Steen, Honky Tonk Man, Road Dogg, Billy Gunn, X-Pac, etc. I think you get the point lol. It's all in good fun.

When I think of how close Mania is it fills me with all sorts of feelings that I make my stomach and nether regions excited.

And now I'm even more excited because of the scheduled pre-Mania tailgating, though I don't think J-Goose understands my affection for you, Theo. He just doesn't know the level of your awesomeness like I do, I guess.

 

[justinsayne]

I have spent the past 6 hrs. playing Tomb Raider, this is game is fucking amazing!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

So this girl I'm sleeping with is not the best person to share a bed with. She moves around a lot and uses me as a pillow. I deal with it cause I'm getting sex, but it is fucking my sleep schedule. Today I sleep alone and comfortably.

I know the feel. My girlfriend is a complete bed hog, and so am I. I try to be the nice guy and sleep in one spot, but fuck I get so little sleep.

On a non sex note, I had $70 to last me the rest of the month. I spent $20 on gas, took my girlfriend to diner, then me and the best friend went and drank way too much at TGI Friday's. I'm fucking broke.

 

[The Crock]

"Took my girlfriend to diner" sounds like something a Russian immigrant would say. "I took girlfriend to diner, she eat, we leave, we do the fucking."

 

[JGlass]

"Took my girlfriend to diner" sounds like something a Russian immigrant would say. "I took girlfriend to diner, she eat, we leave, we do the fucking."

We go home and I have sex on her all night long!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Fuck you, that sounds perfectly normal, unless you are a Mormon asshole.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Fuck you, that sounds perfectly normal, unless you are a Mormon asshole.

if you meant diNner you forgot an N

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Shut the fuck up.

 

[justinsayne]

Goddammit Milenko!

 

[Coco]

I went to a formal last night and celebrated the end of the evening by stripping off everything from the waist up and doing Ric Flair elbow drops on my discarded clothes.

I'm so embarrassed.