Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

The final boss in the 2nd is a bit easier. I think people were too frustrated at the difficulty of the first.

I struggled with most of the psycopaths in one, really. The gun shop psycho, the grocery store psycho, and ESPECIALLY the clown psycho, but I think I died more times against the final boss more times than all three of those guys combined.
 
I struggled with most of the psycopaths in one, really. The gun shop psycho, the grocery store psycho, and ESPECIALLY the clown psycho, but I think I died more times against the final boss more times than all three of those guys combined.

The gun store psycho made me stop playing the game for about two weeks.

Oh indulge me. Saxton and Saboteur's Ascension segment. Great segment or greatest segment?
 
I have been up for 19 hours now, and I've spent all of that time either making a movie or eating. I have also watched Waiting..., I Love You, Man, The Dark Knight, L.A. Confidential, and Pulp Fiction, though truthfully the only movies I watched the entirety of were I Love You, Man, and Pulp Fiction. I also wasn't paying super close attention to either of those because I was also editing.
 
Last time I won a match against the number 1 contender for the WZCW Title you beat the Champ a short time later. Just thought I'd mention that.
 
What's your film about JGlass?

It's the same scenario 5 times, but each time it plays out differently. It was kind of inspired by the Chaos Theory episode of Communit.

When it's finished I'll be sure to link you all to it.

Last time I won a match against the number 1 contender for the WZCW Title you beat the Champ a short time later. Just thought I'd mention that.

I'm a little fuzzy on my WZCW history, you'll have to clarify.
 
I believe Miko is referring to the time he beat Austin Reynolds.

My house-mate just caught me polishing the German helmet. My door was open. Hubris on my part (not gonna say "cocky," am I?). Which sitcom tropes should I be looking out for?
 
I believe Miko is referring to the time he beat Austin Reynolds.

Ah, so he was talking to Barbosa. Got it.

My house-mate just caught me polishing the German helmet. My door was open. Hubris on my part (not gonna say "cocky," am I?). Which sitcom tropes should I be looking out for?

Not being able to look you in the eye comes to mind. Depending on the size of your equipment, expect derogatory giggles or unexpected attention from his female and/or gay friends. There's also the issue of since he's seen yours you need to see his, but I'm not sure that really works with two heterosexual men, assuming you are both hetero that is.
 
I puked, & my head hurts... alot

I feel like this punishment should be reserved for only for you fuckers out there that over indulge in alcoholic beverages, & not for the sober fuckers like myself.
 
I puked, & my head hurts... alot

I feel like this punishment should be reserved for only for you fuckers out there that over indulge in alcoholic beverages, & not for the sober fuckers like myself.

Hey, I only had two beers yesterday, and both of them were drank at leisurely pace from the comfort of my own couch. If you're getting sympathy pukes, it's not from me.
 
I behaved yesterday. The only hangover I have is the kind where homework keeps you staring at the computer for a longer time than you'd prefer.
 
This is the second time my opponent at the PPV has moved on to a main event level match/feud, even if it was by the luck of the draw. Get it while it's hot, folks.
 
I'm a little fuzzy on my WZCW history, you'll have to clarify.

I believe Miko is referring to the time he beat Austin Reynolds.

You cant see it but I am looking mighty smug right now.

Did your house mate see you in full glory or just witness the movement/grunting noise?

Барбоса;4377967 said:
He was somewhat alcobluezy, melancholic with a tinge of regret.

You know full well I have to look these words up! Still, if you don't feel like that after a night out and more honesty than normal there is something wrong. Good show.

Ah, so he was talking to Barbosa. Got it.

No, silly arse, I am talking to you. I beat Reynolds, the number one contender in an unscheduled match and pretty much the next round of shows you beat Burna. Now I won an unscheduled match involving Holmes, the number 1 contender and you've got a title match. I am implying lightning is striking twice, history is set to repeat, the rivers will flow red with the blood small rodents and other such things.

Good advert for All Stars as well.
 
You know full well I have to look these words up! Still, if you don't feel like that after a night out and more honesty than normal there is something wrong. Good show.

Melancholy I can deal with. Not the most cheerful person at the best of times but regret? Over a woman that was never going to be mine in first place? A woman that I got over many, many years ago?

Wherever that comes from can keep such weakness.
 
Барбоса;4378047 said:
Pretty sure Miko is talking about how SHIT defeated Reynolds on AS35 two rounds before Saboteur defeated Ty Burna on MD61

No, silly arse, I am talking to you. I beat Reynolds, the number one contender in an unscheduled match and pretty much the next round of shows you beat Burna. Now I won an unscheduled match involving Holmes, the number 1 contender and you've got a title match. I am implying lightning is striking twice, history is set to repeat, the rivers will flow red with the blood small rodents and other such things.

Good advert for All Stars as well.

Oh yeah, that Ty Burna guy, I remember him. He was the guy I put down after my immense and quite frankly legendary back to back victories against Johnny Scumm.

Seriously though, I was so unaware of the scope of WZCW at that time that I had no idea that Reynolds was number one contender. I was pretty much concerned with Saboteur and only Saboteur at the point.
 
Барбоса;4378075 said:
Melancholy I can deal with. Not the most cheerful person at the best of times but regret? Over a woman that was never going to be mine in first place? A woman that I got over many, many years ago?

Wherever that comes from can keep such weakness.

The bottle usually. Nothing new though, you are Human... Arent you?

Oh yeah, that Ty Burna guy, I remember him. He was the guy I put down after my immense and quite frankly legendary back to back victories against Johnny Scumm.

Seriously though, I was so unaware of the scope of WZCW at that time that I had no idea that Reynolds was number one contender. I was pretty much concerned with Saboteur and only Saboteur at the point.

I remember because it was Kravinoffs scheduled match and I came in and stole his glory :/

Incidently anyone, do you think its a coincidence that I've racked up a few wins since I've been allowed outside again, thereby improving my mood and not thinking winning and losing matter anymore? Unfortunately I am thinking it may have been because I whined. That was an embaressing few weeks in retrospect anyway.
 
I remember because it was Kravinoffs scheduled match and I came in and stole his glory :/

Incidently anyone, do you think its a coincidence that I've racked up a few wins since I've been allowed outside again, thereby improving my mood and not thinking winning and losing matter anymore? Unfortunately I am thinking it may have been because I whined. That was an embaressing few weeks in retrospect.

I think there's something to not caring about if you win or lose. I haven't been as focused on that this run, and I'm having more fun and (in my opinion) writing some of my best stuff ever. I haven't been reading yours consistently, but if they've been similar in quality to yours this week, there are very few on the roster that can beat you.
 
I think there's something to not caring about if you win or lose. I haven't been as focused on that this run, and I'm having more fun and (in my opinion) writing some of my best stuff ever. I haven't been reading yours consistently, but if they've been similar in quality to yours this week, there are very few on the roster that can beat you.

Just the pat on the back my insecurities needed, there is something about not giving a shit (har har) that gives you freedom though.

Барбоса;4378171 said:
Nope, it's all down to us.

I believe it, seriously its like an adult leading a child behind the scenes sometimes. And the child draws pictures or complains and the adult has to talk him round otherwise nothing would get done.
 
Барбоса;4378197 said:
Well, that and I spent any political clout I had on a man in a cardboard box who thinks he is actually a robot.

Ah :( I told you to get yourself one of those lengthy title reigns.
 

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