Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Mighty NorCal]

Seriously considering changing your theme to this. Lemme know what you think. WHC run is coming up in the coming months, mind.

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[justinsayne]

My vote goes to Oz.

I hear there is no Prison rape, which seems very un-OZ like...

 

[Coco]

I want you to win the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship. Just in case that wasn't clear.

 

[JGlass]

Thinking about seeing a movie tomorrow, trying to decide between Burt Wonderstone or Oz The Great & Powerful. Neither of these movies really have me very excited to see them, but they seem like the best options out there at the moment.

I'd roll with Oz. While Oz isn't getting particularly good reviews, there should be some funny bits in there and Mila Kunis is in it, so that's cool. Burt Wonderstone looks like the type of movie Steve Carrell is doing for a payday.

Do you like Chrono Trigger? Do you like Jay-Z? This may just be for you.

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/ch...ndary-rpgs-soundtrack-to-produce-16-bit-bliss

Not only do I like both of those things, I love them both! Sweet find, sir.

When you require a sleep so long that it could easily be mistaken for a coma, you know a good day and night of drinking was had.

Sounds like a merry night, and why shouldn't it have been? A wedding that carries you into St. Patrick's day? Glad to hear you had a grand time.

Speaking of St. Patrick's day, I always have a little crises of opinions when it rolls around. On the one hand I find it very insulting to Irish people that Americans boil their culture down to the color green and alcoholism. On the other hand, it's always a pretty good time.

Seriously considering changing your theme to this. Lemme know what you think. WHC run is coming up in the coming months, mind.

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Yeah, that's a pretty sweet entrance theme. I'd prefer this to Kevin Steen's theme.

I want you to win the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship. Just in case that wasn't clear.

I get ya big guy. In retrospect I may have been quick to interpret your comment as a shot at the Saboteur character when it could have just as easily been a shot at creative for their unwillingness to push a character that's not "realistic championship material."

Though there will be some changes in character should Saboteur win the belt on Aftershock this week. Yessir, major changes will be had.

 

[Coco]

I get ya big guy. In retrospect I may have been quick to interpret your comment as a shot at the Saboteur character when it could have just as easily been a shot at creative for their unwillingness to push a character that's not "realistic championship material."

 

[Барбоса]

Sounds like a merry night, and why shouldn't it have been? A wedding that carries you into St. Patrick's day? Glad to hear you had a grand time.

Actually, the wedding was on Friday. The coma-sleep occurred from about 7pm Saturday night to 8am this morning.

Drank for 18 hours virtually non-stop at the wedding.

Largely futile attempts have been made to calculate the amount of alcohol that was imbibed - each member of my drinking circle bought at the very least 3 rounds, which means a minimum of 15 pints of beer for me. Then there was the occasion pint from extraneous persons taking it past the 20 mark. Plus there were the shots that increased in frequency as the day/night went on - started with nips from my hipflask (it was freezing outside and I was in a kilt), which contained vodka flavoured with cough sweets. Later we moved onto Skittlebombs, of which I had at least 8. Throw in a shot of Bushmills whiskey and you have some idea of my intake. And yet, by about 11pm I had virtually drank myself sober again (I always doubt whether or not this is a thing, until it actually happens again)

Then I danced with a beautiful woman, had a sing/dance off amongst the wedding party to Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire, and then dragged said lovely lady and a friend up to the stage to sing along to Journey - Don't Stop Believin' using lollipops as microphones (there was a sweets table at the wedding that did not include desserts).

I also retained my title of Last Man Standing at weddings at that particular venue. Like last time, it came down to myself and my best friend, both of us in kilts. At 4am, his vodka drinking finally got the best of him so I took the customary unflattering "victory" photo of his unconscious form, before waking him up and shepherding him back to his room, where his girlfriend (who had finished a very creditable 3rd) had to undress him. His shirt was found in the shower in the morning.

All in all, it was a great, great day.

Speaking of St. Patrick's day, I always have a little crises of opinions when it rolls around. On the one hand I find it very insulting to Irish people that Americans boil their culture down to the color green and alcoholism.

You shouldn't. I don't.

It is also worth noting that had I not been at the wedding on Friday, I would not have had any alcohol this weekend.

St Patrick's Day means nothing to me.

I get ya big guy. In retrospect I may have been quick to interpret your comment as a shot at the Saboteur character when it could have just as easily been a shot at creative for their unwillingness to push a character that's not "realistic championship material."

Though there will be some changes in character should Saboteur win the belt on Aftershock this week. Yessir, major changes will be had.

Always like to see Coco ruffling feathers, intentionally or not.

I think Kermit's comments were spot on though and as "unrealistic championship material" goes, Barbosa was WZCW champion when he was still the gestalt entity... So Saboteur could easily be a world title contender if, dare I say, JGlass and Doc were not having so much fun as a team.

 

[nightmare]

Though there will be some changes in character should Saboteur win the belt on Aftershock this week. Yessir, major changes will be had.

(fingers crossed for a lunchbox & merch)


When you win I think there should be a celebration. Everyone gets wasted & watches Charels in Charge. If we play our cards right, we could actually get Scott Baio for like $50. He's not busy so it should work out.

 

[JGlass]

Well then you can just go to hell, jerk.

Actually, the wedding was on Friday. The coma-sleep occurred from about 7pm Saturday night to 8am this morning.

Drank for 18 hours virtually non-stop at the wedding.

Largely futile attempts have been made to calculate the amount of alcohol that was imbibed - each member of my drinking circle bought at the very least 3 rounds, which means a minimum of 15 pints of beer for me. Then there was the occasion pint from extraneous persons taking it past the 20 mark. Plus there were the shots that increased in frequency as the day/night went on - started with nips from my hipflask (it was freezing outside and I was in a kilt), which contained vodka flavoured with cough sweets. Later we moved onto Skittlebombs, of which I had at least 8. Throw in a shot of Bushmills whiskey and you have some idea of my intake. And yet, by about 11pm I had virtually drank myself sober again (I always doubt whether or not this is a thing, until it actually happens again)

Then I danced with a beautiful woman, had a sing/dance off amongst the wedding party to Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire, and then dragged said lovely lady and a friend up to the stage to sing along to Journey - Don't Stop Believin' using lollipops as microphones (there was a sweets table at the wedding that did not include desserts).

I also retained my title of Last Man Standing at weddings at that particular venue. Like last time, it came down to myself and my best friend, both of us in kilts. At 4am, his vodka drinking finally got the best of him so I took the customary unflattering "victory" photo of his unconscious form, before waking him up and shepherding him back to his room, where his girlfriend (who had finished a very creditable 3rd) had to undress him. His shirt was found in the shower in the morning.

All in all, it was a great, great day.

It sounds like a blast, except for the part where you sang Don't Stop Believing. I don't like that song. I'm also not sure what it means to drink yourself sober, but it sounds like something I don't even want to attempt.

You shouldn't. I don't.

It is also worth noting that had I not been at the wedding on Friday, I would not have had any alcohol this weekend.

St Patrick's Day means nothing to me.

I'm not sure I'm even going to make a go of it tonight. I've been making a movie this weekend and we're supposed to wrap up shooting today and I'd like to spend as much time tonight editing as possible.

Always like to see Coco ruffling feathers, intentionally or not.

I think Kermit's comments were spot on though and as "unrealistic championship material" goes, Barbosa was WZCW champion when he was still the gestalt entity... So Saboteur could easily be a world title contender if, dare I say, JGlass and Doc were not having so much fun as a team.

Stop forcing me to wikipedia German psychological terms!

I think Saboteur could bring a fun perspective to the title, and should he win I have at least five RPs that I have in mind for him. I was actually going to start a brand new storyline for him at Lethal Lottery, but if I win the World Title this week then I might hotshot that to now.

(fingers crossed for a lunchbox & merch

There's already a Saboteur lunchbox, but it is said that Hollywood Jameson installed a GPS device in all of them when he raided the WZCW Merchandise Warehouse and whenever he sees one in use he finds it and empties its contents with extreme prejudice.

When you win I think there should be a celebration. Everyone gets wasted & watches Charels in Charge. If we play our cards right, we could actually get Scott Baio for like $50. He's not busy so it should work out.

A Saboteur RP where he kidnaps Scott Baio and forces him to play the role of Charles...

Scratch that, Barbosa. Make that SIX RPs!

 

[Coco]

Always like to see Coco ruffling feathers, intentionally or not.

Some things just don't translate through text.

Which probably explains those Connor Reese promos nobody cares about.

 

[The Crock]

I'm pretty excited at the prospect of Saboteur winning the World Heavyweight Championship -- it's the kind of shake-up that would make things around the fed way more fun.

 

[Барбоса]

A couple of days away from the forum and I return as a raging ball of pissiness.

Not sure why.

Could it be the lingering traces of an epic hangover? The amount of money it cost me to get said hangover? Being reminded that the only woman I have ever come close to loving has and never will have any interest in me? Having to watch another of my best friends sign his life away in marriage? Coma-sleep induced crankiness? My football team lost? A deadly combination of all of the above?

 

[JGlass]

I'm pretty excited at the prospect of Saboteur winning the World Heavyweight Championship -- it's the kind of shake-up that would make things around the fed way more fun.

Yeah, I have some pretty crazy ideas that I think could really work for the fed.

A couple of days away from the forum and I return as a raging ball of pissiness.

Not sure why.

Could it be the lingering traces of an epic hangover? The amount of money it cost me to get said hangover? Being reminded that the only woman I have ever come close to loving has and never will have any interest in me? Having to watch another of my best friends sign his life away in marriage? Coma-sleep induced crankiness? My football team lost? A deadly combination of all of the above?

Oh the last one! Definitely the last one!

 

[JGlass]

Wanna hear something wild? You can get fined up to $300, get up to 3 years in county prison or 2 years in state prison for having your ass hanging out of your pants in Boston.

 

[Bernkastel]

Everyone enjoying St. Patrick's day?

 

[Coco]

I don't see how parting with your money could lead to pissiness, Barbosa. As a wise scholar once said, "Mo' money, mo' problems."

 

[Барбоса]

Oh the last one! Definitely the last one!

Not so sure of that.

Hangover is gone. Money is replenishable and ridding me of my sobriety is a worthy cause. My friend has married a wonderful girl (on a serious note, they were two of the happiest people I have ever seen). Felt champion after the coma-sleep and my football team loses often enough for it to not affect me.

What does that leave for those keeping score? The woman one? Hmmm... didn't think that that had annoyed me all that much but it seems it may have...

Wanna hear something wild? You can get fined up to $300, get up to 3 years in county prison or 2 years in state prison for having your ass hanging out of your pants in Boston.

Probably a lay over from my last visit.

 

[JGlass]

Everyone enjoying St. Patrick's day?

Yes, but not because of drinking. I've been shooting a movie this weekend and we wrapped today and it's on to editing. I got to shoot it with a couple of my best friends, so it's been a good day.

Oh, and I watched Waiting... and I Love You, Man on TV, and I'm in the process of watching L.A. Confidential, all three of which are movies I absolutely love.

Not so sure of that.

Hangover is gone. Money is replenishable and ridding me of my sobriety is a worthy cause. My friend has married a wonderful girl (on a serious note, they were two of the happiest people I have ever seen). Felt champion after the coma-sleep and my football team loses often enough for it to not affect me.

What does that leave for those keeping score? The woman one? Hmmm... didn't think that that had annoyed me all that much but it seems it may have...

I'm not so sure if that's it either. Coco can quote his wise man, but one of his fellow Brooklyners once said, "I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one."

Probably a lay over from my last visit.

Yeah? You academics are known to wear them saggy pants?

 

[Барбоса]

I'm not so sure if that's it either. Coco can quote his wise man, but one of his fellow Brooklyners once said, "I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one."

God, I hope you are right. I don't want to wake up in the morning feeling forlorn. That is Harthan's territory.

Yeah? You academics are known to wear them saggy pants?

Having spent 24 hours in a kilt on a windy Northern Ireland day, enough of my ass will have been seen for all the world's cities to pass "No ass hanging out" laws.

 

[justinsayne]

Just finished Max Payne 3, good game now to decide which game to dive into next...

Which looks like it could be the new Tomb Raider, I just found a copy which I should be able to get for $35

 

[Remix]

Having spent 24 hours in a kilt on a windy Northern Ireland day, enough of my ass will have been seen for all the world's cities to pass "No ass hanging out" laws.

Sorry Dobbin, back to the barn.

 

[JGlass]

Just finished Max Payne 3, good game now to decide which game to dive into next...

Which looks like it could be the new Tomb Raider, I just found a copy which I should be able to get for $35

Oh, I suggest Dead Rising. I just want to see if I can hear you yelling at your television from Boston.

 

[justinsayne]

Oh, I suggest Dead Rising. I just want to see if I can hear you yelling at your television from Boston.

Is that the Zombies on the island game?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Is that the Zombies on the island game?

That's Dead Island. Dead Rising is the one with the zombies and the mall.

 

[JGlass]

Is that the Zombies on the island game?

As Yaz said, that's Dead Island, and that game is terribly mediocre. It is literally as mediocre as you can make a game.

Dead Rising is a very good, very fun, but very difficult game. I struggled immensely with that game, especially the final boss.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

As Yaz said, that's Dead Island, and that game is terribly mediocre. It is literally as mediocre as you can make a game.

Dead Rising is a very good, very fun, but very difficult game. I struggled immensely with that game, especially the final boss.

The final boss in the 2nd is a bit easier. I think people were too frustrated at the difficulty of the first.