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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

I just watched Jeff, Who Lives at Home too! It was... okay. I kind of thought the plot was stupid, but it was still pretty enjoyable.
 
Wings lost to the Flames tonight, & if that wasn't bad enough Kipprusoff left the game with an injury. I already Had Halak go on IR this week, I don't need another goaltender out of action too.
 
So, JGlass, how was the Vanguard class? Is that the one with crazy Biotic Charge?

I completed the Mass Effect trilogy (again) in my absence from Wrestlezone with the Infiltrator class (don't worry I did other stuff too). It is most tedious to play with in ME1, and in ME2 and ME3 I don't think I used the Tactical Cloak once.

So, in my absence, have I missed anything good?

Oh yes by the way, I've grown to have a distaste for The Rock. CM Punk verbally destroyed him in the promos leading up to their match. Watching him take the WWE Championship from CM Punk was quite uncomfortable.
 
So, JGlass, how was the Vanguard class? Is that the one with crazy Biotic Charge?

It's RIDICULOUS. Biotic charge is by far the most exciting more in the game as it flings you right into the action with not but your barriers and shotgun to protect you from the hoards of Collectors/Cerberus/Reapers that are unfortunate enough to engage you in combat. Follow that up in ME3 with Nova, a move that drains your barrier and causes a huge biotic blast, and you can take out nearly any enemy with just that combo, the only exceptions (I think) being Brutes, Banshees, and Atlas mechs, but even Banshees only take a shotgun shot or two to finish after that combo. It's EPIC.

Oh, and it also cuts down on the nuisance the Husks create as a simple biotic pull makes short work of them every time.

I completed the Mass Effect trilogy (again) in my absence from Wrestlezone with the Infiltrator class (don't worry I did other stuff too). It is most tedious to play with in ME1, and in ME2 and ME3 I don't think I used the Tactical Cloak once.

Really? I enjoyed Infiltrator a lot when I played, but mostly because sniping was my shit and overload is an extremely useful tech. I felt like there was much more strategy involved when playing Infiltrator than Soldier or Vanguard which both rely on a bit of the ol' charge in and tear shit up tactics.

So, in my absence, have I missed anything good?

Coco snapped for a little while, but I think he's back now.

Oh yes by the way, I've grown to have a distaste for The Rock. CM Punk verbally destroyed him in the promos leading up to their match. Watching him take the WWE Championship from CM Punk was quite uncomfortable.

Welcome aboard to the SS Rock Sucks, where Cena diehards and Punk diehards come together to hate on the invading force known as Dwayne.
 
Welcome aboard to the SS Rock Sucks, where Cena diehards and Punk diehards come together to hate on the invading force known as Dwayne.

You and I JGlass, we're just passing ships in the night. The SS Strudel of the People brings it like the Flying Dutchman; sporadically.
 
You and I JGlass, we're just passing ships in the night. The SS Strudel of the People brings it like the Flying Dutchman; sporadically.

I can only assume that you are comparing my penis to a boat, in which case I both thank you and inform you that you are sadly mistaken.
 
I was going to watch, I was debuting, but I got wrapped up doing laundry. Then when I finished I went to the link and it said they weren't broadcasting, but the chat was working.

You have to hit play. You did debut, Big Tex was over, brother. The show will be on Youtube in a few minutes, so you can check it out. Highly recommended, it was an amazing show. Also gonna post segments including Big Tex's debut as individual clips.

Science!
 
It's RIDICULOUS. Biotic charge is by far the most exciting more in the game as it flings you right into the action with not but your barriers and shotgun to protect you from the hoards of Collectors/Cerberus/Reapers that are unfortunate enough to engage you in combat. Follow that up in ME3 with Nova, a move that drains your barrier and causes a huge biotic blast, and you can take out nearly any enemy with just that combo, the only exceptions (I think) being Brutes, Banshees, and Atlas mechs, but even Banshees only take a shotgun shot or two to finish after that combo. It's EPIC.

Oh, and it also cuts down on the nuisance the Husks create as a simple biotic pull makes short work of them every time.

I've tried it in multiplayer a few times with the Asari. It's bloody suicide, on multiplayer at least, you're not the first to praise the class so when I play the trilogy again I'll probably use that class.

Really? I enjoyed Infiltrator a lot when I played, but mostly because sniping was my shit and overload is an extremely useful tech. I felt like there was much more strategy involved when playing Infiltrator than Soldier or Vanguard which both rely on a bit of the ol' charge in and tear shit up tactics.

It was enjoyable in ME2 and ME3, but in ME1 accuracy and damage was a major issue right up until the last third of the game. Only then was I starting to get one-shot kills. The thing is with ME2 and ME3, they add the tactical cloak (wait, was it in ME2?) which is meant to be the big plus of the class, the big payoff, and I didn't use it once. Not really a big problem, just a little annoyance. Indeed, headshots in ME3 are quite satisfying. It was a lot harder to play with than the Soldier class, which out of every class I've played with, is the easiest.

Coco snapped for a little while, but I think he's back now.

How so? One of the last things I read before my absence was him arguing with D-Man. Was he provoked? Or was it one of those silly false breakdowns, like Macios for example?

Welcome aboard to the SS Rock Sucks, where Cena diehards and Punk diehards come together to hate on the invading force known as Dwayne.

Like the Turians and the Krogans, we'll begrudgingly form an alliance to fight off the evil invader known as the Reaper.

By the way have you played Omega on ME3?
 
I've tried it in multiplayer a few times with the Asari. It's bloody suicide, on multiplayer at least, you're not the first to praise the class so when I play the trilogy again I'll probably use that class.

I've still yet to play multiplayer, but I have been doing a little advanced reading on the subject and decided that if I were to play online I might want to go with the human vanguard. It's not a sexy choice by any means, but the charge/nova combo is no joke. You can pretty much constantly spam it if your charge recharge speed is high enough as charge usually replenishes your entire shield as nova drains it. After a while it would probably be cheap as shit, but it's also fucking awesome.

It was enjoyable in ME2 and ME3, but in ME1 accuracy and damage was a major issue right up until the last third of the game. Only then was I starting to get one-shot kills. The thing is with ME2 and ME3, they add the tactical cloak (wait, was it in ME2?) which is meant to be the big plus of the class, the big payoff, and I didn't use it once. Not really a big problem, just a little annoyance. Indeed, headshots in ME3 are quite satisfying. It was a lot harder to play with than the Soldier class, which out of every class I've played with, is the easiest.

Yes, that was my experience as well. The sniper rifle was ridiculously nerfed in ME1 where the accuracy is all screwed up and headshots count for nothing. Then you get to ME2 and you pop a round in a mech's head on the first mission and see their head explode and realize that it's party time. It gets even better in ME3 with the variety of sniper rifles they give you (though I ultimately went back to the rifle they start you off with) and the mods you can install to make sniping even easier.

How so? One of the last things I read before my absence was him arguing with D-Man. Was he provoked? Or was it one of those silly false breakdowns, like Macios for example?

I think something hit him on the head during a New Years Eve party because he started posting smileys in all of his posts and even said the word "sowee" on more than one occasion. He also said good things about Dolph Ziggler.

Like the Turians and the Krogans, we'll begrudgingly form an alliance to fight off the evil invader known as the Reaper.

I was thinking about what Shepard's list of accomplishments would (or could, given the choices) be.

Saved an entire race from genocide (Rachni).
Discovered the Reaper plot.
Single-handedly save an entire colony from being overrun (seriously, during the Reaper war they would send half a fleet to save a colony, and all they could send to Ferros was Shepard?).
Killed the rogue Specter, Saren.
Killed the first Reaper to attack in this cycle.
Came back from death.
Blew up a Mass Relay.
Destroyed a Reaper in the process of being built.
Blew up a Collector Base.
Killed Shadow Broker.
Cured the Geneophage.
Brokered an alliance between the Turians and Krogan.
Helped the Quarians retake their home world.
Brokered an alliance between the Quarians and Geth.
Took Cerberus down.
Discovered a previously unknown race.
Was instrumental in killing a bunch of Reapers.
Ultimately won the war for the entire galaxy.

Not a bad service record.

By the way have you played Omega on ME3?

Yeah, just did for the first time a few days ago. It was okay, nothing mind blowing.

SS Rock Sucks sounds like it'll go the way of the Russian Civil War if it goes on for too long...

We'll split up the land of the conquered evenly between each other and hope that our conflicting ideologies don't wind up pitting us against each other in the future.
 
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FINALLY, Community has come back.... to NBC.
 
I've still yet to play multiplayer, but I have been doing a little advanced reading on the subject and decided that if I were to play online I might want to go with the human vanguard. It's not a sexy choice by any means, but the charge/nova combo is no joke. You can pretty much constantly spam it if your charge recharge speed is high enough as charge usually replenishes your entire shield as nova drains it. After a while it would probably be cheap as shit, but it's also fucking awesome.

I've not used that class but it was one of the more popular ones before all of the new alien classes got introduced (Oh, have I told you that you can go the Volus?), it's similar to the Krogan classes. You either eviscerate everything in your path or get fucked up, it's all or nothing. Typing this just reminds me of how fun the Krogan are in multiplayer.

Yes, that was my experience as well. The sniper rifle was ridiculously nerfed in ME1 where the accuracy is all screwed up and headshots count for nothing. Then you get to ME2 and you pop a round in a mech's head on the first mission and see their head explode and realize that it's party time. It gets even better in ME3 with the variety of sniper rifles they give you (though I ultimately went back to the rifle they start you off with) and the mods you can install to make sniping even easier.

I stuck with Mantis too. Well, towards the end of the game I ended up switching to the Javelin just to see what it was like. It's like firing a lightning bolt. On multiplayer I remember using the Collector sniper rifle, that's also ridiculous, but not as enjoyable.

I think something hit him on the head during a New Years Eve party because he started posting smileys in all of his posts and even said the word "sowee" on more than one occasion. He also said good things about Dolph Ziggler.

I've grown to like Ziggler more recently, only because he's not on my television screen as much. I'll love it when he's gone altogether.

I was thinking about what Shepard's list of accomplishments would (or could, given the choices) be.

Saved an entire race from genocide (Rachni).
Discovered the Reaper plot.
Single-handedly save an entire colony from being overrun (seriously, during the Reaper war they would send half a fleet to save a colony, and all they could send to Ferros was Shepard?).
Killed the rogue Specter, Saren.
Killed the first Reaper to attack in this cycle.
Came back from death.
Blew up a Mass Relay.
Destroyed a Reaper in the process of being built.
Blew up a Collector Base.
Killed Shadow Broker.
Cured the Geneophage.
Brokered an alliance between the Turians and Krogan.
Helped the Quarians retake their home world.
Brokered an alliance between the Quarians and Geth.
Took Cerberus down.
Discovered a previously unknown race.
Was instrumental in killing a bunch of Reapers.
Ultimately won the war for the entire galaxy.

Not a bad service record.

Think I tried posting them all in that Battlezone tournament once. Against Samus Aran. Didn't work... bloody absurd I know.

Yeah, just did for the first time a few days ago. It was okay, nothing mind blowing.

I was filled with joy to see Nyreen Kandros. Was not expecting the overdue revelation of seeing a female Turian, her relationship with Aria was intriguing too. Was I the only one who couldn't help but think they used to be lovers? Or am I just a typically filthy male?

But yes, outside of that it wasn't special. Leviathan was better.

We'll split up the land of the conquered evenly between each other and hope that our conflicting ideologies don't wind up pitting us against each other in the future.

And if they do... I'll help pack your bags.
 
Rock vs Cena at Wrestlemania 28 was once in a lifetime; at Wrestlemania 29 we're going to see Rock vs Cena with the WWE title on the line. There's a subtle difference between the two.
 
I've not used that class but it was one of the more popular ones before all of the new alien classes got introduced (Oh, have I told you that you can go the Volus?), it's similar to the Krogan classes. You either eviscerate everything in your path or get fucked up, it's all or nothing. Typing this just reminds me of how fun the Krogan are in multiplayer.

Yes, I saw that there was an option to be a Volus Vanguard. The only time I can remember seeing a Volus doing anything remotely resembling fighting the single player is in ME2 when that Volus high on red sand believes he is a biotic god. I hope the multiplayer Volus has more luck. Though I imagine he has the same advantage that Oddjob has in Goldeneye.

I stuck with Mantis too. Well, towards the end of the game I ended up switching to the Javelin just to see what it was like. It's like firing a lightning bolt. On multiplayer I remember using the Collector sniper rifle, that's also ridiculous, but not as enjoyable.

I used the Javelin for a few missions before I got tired of its scope. It's a killing machine for sure, but the scope was really narrow and it drove me nuts.

I've grown to like Ziggler more recently, only because he's not on my television screen as much. I'll love it when he's gone altogether.

The WWE has invested so much time into him that I doubt he'll be gone altogether anytime soon, but I think a trip back to the midcard where he belongs is in order once he gets rid of that briefcase.

Think I tried posting them all in that Battlezone tournament once. Against Samus Aran. Didn't work... bloody absurd I know.

It's not our fault that the sheep that populate these forums don't understand the full level of badassery that Commander Shepard possesses. I'd say it's our duty to educate them, but I don't know if they want to learn.

I was filled with joy to see Nyreen Kandros. Was not expecting the overdue revelation of seeing a female Turian, her relationship with Aria was intriguing too. Was I the only one who couldn't help but think they used to be lovers? Or am I just a typically filthy male?

But yes, outside of that it wasn't special. Leviathan was better.

A female turian was a cool sight, but he character was kind of annoying after a while, and she kind of spoiled Aria's character too. They basically make Nyreen's only flaw caring too much and they made Aria out to be way more of a cold hearted bitch than she usually is.

I'm fully convinced that they were at one point lovers, so you're not alone there.
 

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