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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

Read about what happened on FB. That really sucks, man, especially since you don't know how it could have happened.
 
Known enemies? Homeless vagabonds? An unsatisfied lady?

What exactly happened & should we call in a detective? I hear that Batman guy is good, but hard to find.

Batman and Sherlock Holmes would likely be the only two able to solve such a petty crime.

I have no known enemies and the library is closed off to homeless vagabonds as you need a valid school ID to get int. As for unsatisfied ladies, I assume I leave all ladies unsatisfied, so that doesn't really help narrow down the suspects.
 
Batman and Sherlock Holmes would likely be the only two able to solve such a petty crime.

I have no known enemies and the library is closed off to homeless vagabonds as you need a valid school ID to get int. As for unsatisfied ladies, I assume I leave all ladies unsatisfied, so that doesn't really help narrow down the suspects.


Dont sell yourself 'short' buddy. Im sure you do just fine with the ladies. Although, by the looks of Dave's new sig- you need to pump some iron with NorCal. Your are dwarfed next to him & IC.



If you start now, you could become The Batman & solve your own crimes. It wont look very intimidating if people mistake you for a 13 yr old girl in a cape. Now pump iron, learn Ninjitsu & go sit at the top of the library with a menacing scowl on your face.




It only took about 6 weeks, but someone finally called me gay for having Rainbow in my name.



Proving, yet again, that racism does not own a watch or calendar. They hate on their own time.
 
Dont sell yourself 'short' buddy. Im sure you do just fine with the ladies. Although, by the looks of Dave's new sig- you need to pump some iron with NorCal. Your are dwarfed next to him & IC.

It doesn't help that they're both massive, but I could afford to put on some muscle. Actually I'm trying to lose weight right now, so I'm going to avoid adding mass for a while. Once I hit 170 then I'll start worrying about getting cut.
 
It doesn't help that they're both massive, but I could afford to put on some muscle. Actually I'm trying to lose weight right now, so I'm going to avoid adding mass for a while. Once I hit 170 then I'll start worrying about getting cut.



Smart thinking. When I get motivated I shall likely do the same. Was doing good for a while, but put on almost 10 lbs over Christmas. I started drinking sodas again like every freaking day & started eating real late again. Jack in the Box, while delicious, is not healthy eating. But hey, after a few drinks healthy food just doesnt hit the spot.

Was thinking about starting training again, so I will have to go back to being responsible. Its been a few years so I am gonna hate the first few weeks back.
 
Where is the Ranbow one? Maybe if I say his name 3 times that shit will work like Beetlejuice....



Yaz, Yaz, Yaz. Shit. Did I need to turn the lights off & stare in the mirror? I fucked it up didnt I?....
 
Where is the Ranbow one? Maybe if I say his name 3 times that shit will work like Beetlejuice....



Yaz, Yaz, Yaz. Shit. Did I need to turn the lights off & stare in the mirror? I fucked it up didnt I?....

I know I'm late, but I'd been without power since like 8 in the evening.
 
Actually the percentage of interracial couples in Nashville is high. Are you being hit with this bullshit storm too Yaz. They've called a tornado warning two counties away.

Yeah, we lost power for a couple hours. We have had the wind get up around 70mph, it isn't as bad now as it was about an hour ago, but it is raining pretty hard.
 
I know I'm late, but I'd been without power since like 8 in the evening.

Damn. When I said 'turn the lights off' I didnt expect it to happen. Its like in Surf Ninjas when I say what if & it actually happened.


+2 if you have seen that terrible, yet awesome movie.


Good to know you are ok homie. Tornado problems are a bitch. Any damage?
 
Damn. When I said 'turn the lights off' I didnt expect it to happen. Its like in Surf Ninjas when I say what if & it actually happened.


+2 if you have seen that terrible, yet awesome movie.


Good to know you are ok homie. Tornado problems are a bitch. Any damage?

Just peaking out the windows it doesn't look like anything too serious. Trash cans and what not are turned over, gonna be a bitch if I have to clean up soggy trash in the morning.
 
Just peaking out the windows it doesn't look like anything too serious. Trash cans and what not are turned over, gonna be a bitch if I have to clean up soggy trash in the morning.

Besides losing power that's always one of my least favorite things from storms. When they blow the trash over and it needs a pickin'. No thank you.
 
Just peaking out the windows it doesn't look like anything too serious. Trash cans and what not are turned over, gonna be a bitch if I have to clean up soggy trash in the morning.


You know, that just gave me an idea. We should start a band & call it "Soggy Rubbish". That has such a nice ring to it. Of course people would assume its a loud British Punk band, It would be hilarious as a 2-man comedy band.




I pay undernourished foriegn people to do that for me. Well pay is a strong word.


You meant to say 'expect' didnt you. Thats the word you were looking for wasnt it?
 
You meant to say 'expect' didnt you. Thats the word you were looking for wasnt it?

Yep. I mean its not like I am an ******** about it, I've been known to turn a blind eye once or twice when I've caught them eating my casually discarded pizza's and half finished caviar.
 
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The difference there being Chris Jericho is actually interesting, & entertaining each time he comes back, Rock comes back & just delivers the same hypocritical bullshit.
 
The difference there being Chris Jericho is actually interesting, & entertaining each time he comes back, Rock comes back & just delivers the same hypocritical bullshit.


Now I do love 2 laugh & Rock can be funny when he is not seemingly quoting exact lines he said years ago. It did piss me off a bit when he says the words "Finally The Rock has come back....Home. I will never leave." -then he is gone again only to return mostly via-satellite.


Now I am not a betting man but- Rock wont be around after Wrestlemania & I dont think this Cena\Rock II match is going to go over as well as the first. Not even with a title in the picture. I care less than I did before. At least on that one, I wasnt sure who would win. Now that question is already answered beforehand & it has lost its draw for me.
 

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