Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[shattered dreams]

What stage is that? And how close is he to the part where he just gets really fat, loses all his hair, and constantly talks about how wrestling used to be so much better than it is now?

You are more likely to know Dman's real age than I am

 

[JGlass]

You are more likely to know Dman's real age than I am

I was more getting at the, "It's still real to me, dammit," guy. D-Man actually started growing his hair back and he's not fat. He does, however, talk about how much better wrestling was back in the day.

 

[shattered dreams]

What exactly are the stages?

Awesome, this isn't cool, fuck everyone this is cool, never mind everyone was right but I am hopelessly addicted

 

[Nate DaMac]

I hardly think being a fan of Ziggy means you're becoming more mature. Honestly, anyone who watches wrestling in their twenties has to be immature on some level. 95% of this shit is fucking awful.

 

[nightmare]

What stage is that? And how close is he to the part where he just gets really fat, loses all his hair, and constantly talks about how wrestling used to be so much better than it is now?

Your Evil Abed sig looks like he is staring at your words & it adds a little extra spice to everything you post.


Nice.

 

[nightmare]

I shall now refer to Brock as 'Banana Shoes' Lesnar.

 

[Theo Mays]

I knew Bork Laser was coming back tonight. I hate him, but it is nice to make fun of him.

 

[JGlass]

Your Evil Abed sig looks like he is staring at your words & it adds a little extra spice to everything you post.


Nice.

I didn't even notice that, but I'm glad you pointed it out. Everything I do now seems extra dubious.

I knew Bork Laser was coming back tonight. I hate him, but it is nice to make fun of him.

At least he didn't ruin everything by opening his big, dumb mouth.

 

[justinsayne]

I think I might be the only person here (in this thread) who actually likes seeing Brock.

 

[The Crock]

I like Bork too.

 

[JGlass]

I think I might be the only person here (in this thread) who actually likes seeing Brock.

Coco made a thread where he suggested trading Rock, Triple H, and Undertaker for more Lesnar time, so I think he's a Lesnar guy too. I'm not so much anti-Lesnar as I'm just not as enamored with him as many other people. He's a vicious dude though and can put on a brutal match, and I can appreciate that.

 

[shattered dreams]

I think I might be the only person here (in this thread) who actually likes seeing Brock.

Brock is the only reason I might read the results from RAW next week and then go to youtube.

 

[The Crock]

Brock is the only reason I might read the results from RAW next week and then go to youtube.

Shattered's turning into a WWE fan.

 

[nightmare]

I think I might be the only person here (in this thread) who actually likes seeing Brock.

I just think the shoes were a funny choice.

I am a fan. When he comes out with that entrance theme I just want to destroy things. It reminds me of these wonderful moments:



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[YOUTUBE]7KXz5N1eX6g[/YOUTUBE]

 

[shattered dreams]

Shattered's turning into a WWE fan.

Not if his match is with HHH.

 

[Theo Mays]

I've never been a fan of Lesnar, I just don't like the guy nor have I ever really enjoyed him. Though he has been much more enjoyable this time around as he hasn't got me to quit watching and my group loves poking fun at him, so that always equals good times.

 

[The Kid]

I'd rather see Punk vs Undertaker then Brock vs Undertaker. I don't trust Brock in that big moment. Punk would care more for the opportunity an they'd put on a classic.

But if an elbow can beat Punk, Old School could kill him using WWEs logic.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Can I just say, Wade Barrett with the spoilers; Papa Shango did indeed return...sort of...

Anyway, weekend off and the Royal Rumble=good living. Enjoyed the show. Not the best, but good fun. I just about shat myself when Break the Walls hit because I wasn't expecting it at all.

 

[JGlass]

I'd rather see Punk vs Undertaker then Brock vs Undertaker. I don't trust Brock in that big moment. Punk would care more for the opportunity an they'd put on a classic.

But if an elbow can beat Punk, Old School could kill him using WWEs logic.

Not really. The Rock has used the People's Elbow to beat people before, including Hogan at WrestleMania 18. As far as I know it's never been used as a signature and always as a finisher. It's not exactly a convincing finisher, but it's hardly the only one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

[Post in favour of Brock Lesnar]

Think I might just make all my posts like that from now on. Would certainly save time.

 

[JGlass]

[Post in favour of Brock Lesnar]

Think I might just make all my posts like that from now on. Would certainly save time.

Are you lacking for it these days?

I watched 300 in my cinema seminar class today, and it did not hold up well to the standard I set for it when I was 17. Hell, the last 15 minutes or so were flat out boring.

I also don't know exactly what we were watching for. We were supposed to be watching the special effects and how the actors interacted with the simulated space, but I'm not exactly sure why I was looking at that from a posthumanist standpoint. I'm anxiously awaiting having it explained to me this Friday.

Edit (mostly for Barbosa's sake): And I just learned that Xerxes was also known as King Aẖashverosh, the king of the Purim story! For all you gentiles out there, the Purim story is basically about how a Jewish queen saved her cousin Mordecai and the Jewish people from an anti-Semite named Haman (pronounced Heyman, go figure) by revealing to her husband, King Aẖashverosh, that she was indeed Jewish. Aẖashverosh decided to execute Haman instead and made Mordecai his chief adviser.

Basically it's a story about religious tolerance and nepotism.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The ladies know me as a number of things and gentle is not among them.

 

[Bernkastel]

Are you lacking for it these days?

I watched 300 in my cinema seminar class today, and it did not hold up well to the standard I set for it when I was 17. Hell, the last 15 minutes or so were flat out boring.

I also don't know exactly what we were watching for. We were supposed to be watching the special effects and how the actors interacted with the simulated space, but I'm not exactly sure why I was looking at that from a posthumanist standpoint. I'm anxiously awaiting having it explained to me this Friday.

Edit (mostly for Barbosa's sake): And I just learned that Xerxes was also known as King Aẖashverosh, the king of the Purim story! For all you gentiles out there, the Purim story is basically about how a Jewish queen saved her cousin Mordecai and the Jewish people from an anti-Semite named Haman (pronounced Heyman, go figure) by revealing to her husband, King Aẖashverosh, that she was indeed Jewish. Aẖashverosh decided to execute Haman instead and made Mordecai his chief adviser.

Basically it's a story about religious tolerance and nepotism.

I've heard that story somewhere before, maybe in a play, but I'm not positive.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Love how the story about religious tolerance ends in an execution.

 

[JGlass]

I've heard that story somewhere before, maybe in a play, but I'm not positive.

Probably a Purim play. They have those, even in Tennessee.

Love how the story about religious tolerance ends in an execution.

Yes, but not a religious execution. He was executed because he was trying to have Mordecai killed, which I think goes to bearing false witness or something. Today we just stick perjurers in prison, but they didn't mess around back then.