Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Miko]

You guys are gay.

To be fair dont your hobbies include xbox and shitting on the carpet & in the shower?

 

[Nate DaMac]

I do not have an XBox.

 

[shattered dreams]

Cyclops at safety you fool, wr should be able to fly. I think I did this exercise with basketball once and stole Spider-Man late in the draft. Colossus as a D end is a solid choice but I am not sold that Hulk is stable enough for O line, I'd switch him to D line. Put Blob on the O line. Juggernaut would be great for short yardage running but that probably shouldn't be his full time position unless he enjoyed the blocking involved as a fullback.

 

[Барбоса]

TLDR: Losing this round was fucking annoying but I get there positives.

SHIT losing to KO was a storyline loss for me. Even if you had won, I would still have pushed for an actual storyline loss to build the tension with the Empire further and for SHIT to be in a position to have to possibly have to take such a loss to build not just his own feud but that of someone else is a feather in your cap.

I can understand the frustration though - Barbosa has lost plenty of matches I think he should have won (he actually has a loss percentage of almost exactly 50% which might surprise some).

 

[justinsayne]

I once read something that said Metropolis is within driving distance of Gotham and since most of the landmarks in Metropolis are based on NYC landmarks, that would make sense. Poor Flash has to live in bum fuck nowhere middle America Central City.

It's suppose to be in Delaware. If you ever watched Batman: Year One, there is a scene where Bruce is driving back to Wayne Manor after getting shot & he passes a sign that says "Metropolis 75 Mi.".

Nate's name looks weird without the bold.

 

[Miko]

SHIT losing to KO was a storyline loss for me. Even if you had won, I would still have pushed for an actual storyline loss to build the tension with the Empire further and for SHIT to be in a position to have to possibly have to take such a loss to build not just his own feud but that of someone else is a feather in your cap.

I can understand the frustration though - Barbosa has lost plenty of matches I think he should have won (he actually has a loss percentage of almost exactly 50% which might surprise some).

Ah well you know I am cool with storyline losses, had the PM come through I'd have given it, although grudgingly this round I'll admit as I think I could've used that win and it would've been nice to get one over on someone who had a stable tailor made for him and tons of promotion as the saviour and all that. I don't know, losing the vote really irked me this time, more than it ever normally would, probably because I really did think I should've won, like I said, sometimes you wonder just what you have to do, if your up against your own limitations or something worse, but there it is, rant done, feeling better.

Your win/loss record doesn't surprise me at all, I've seen you practically throw away matches you should win in exchange for the bigger picture in your RP's, you did it against Ty, you did it against me. Or perhaps you really did nail it in that other thread when you said we were mirror images, talked up a lot but cant get the votes when we need em.

 

[nightmare]

Indeed, there is and he was brought up in this very thread.

Thats the one. Thanks Barbosa.

Nate's name looks weird without the bold.

True. Also, should it not be in a different font also? Whats up?

 

[justinsayne]

True. Also, should it not be in a different font also? Whats up?

Probably, though mine was never changed so who knows

 

[JGlass]

I do not have an XBox.

Wait, you're not a mod anymore? Is there going to be a sexy tall-all soon?

Cyclops at safety you fool, wr should be able to fly. I think I did this exercise with basketball once and stole Spider-Man late in the draft. Colossus as a D end is a solid choice but I am not sold that Hulk is stable enough for O line, I'd switch him to D line. Put Blob on the O line. Juggernaut would be great for short yardage running but that probably shouldn't be his full time position unless he enjoyed the blocking involved as a fullback.

Cyclops at safety wouldn't be a bad idea, but who else would you put at QB? Bullseye is an option, but do you really want a headcase like that at your most important position? Same with Iron Man. I suppose Captain America would be a good option, but I don't know if I trust his accuracy as much as Cyclops. He's probably less of an egomaniac than Cyclops too, which isn't necessarily a good or bad thing at QB.

I forgot about Blob at o-line, which is another thing my friend and I agree on. Juggernaut at fullback is a decent enough option, though putting him at nose is probably a better fit.

The thought behind putting Flash and/or Quicksilver at the cornerback positions is that, if the WR can fly, Flash or Quicksilver would be able to jump to that height and they have the reaction to hit them at the exact right time to knock the ball loose. This is, of course, assuming there is a vertical limit to the field which there probably should be given the conditions.

 

[justinsayne]

Superman is the obvious choice for QB, do I really need to explain why?

 

[justinsayne]

Well good news is it's a sweltering 33 degrees outside, the bad news- it's fucking raining... great, can't wait for that shit to freeze...

 

[Nate DaMac]

I stepped down as a mod about a week ago. Nothing to tell, shit just got boring. And I wanted the pretty new font.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Obviously I mean no disrespect to Kermit who comes across a nice guy, but even though I expected to lose, honestly thought I should've won that one. Not the first time I've sighed and muttered bullshit under my breath, but the most prominent, except when that guy won even though I'd spent the majority of my RP pretending to be Hollis Hicock.

Meh, mayhaps I think I am better than I actually am.

Kinda had the same feeling last round, but soon you and others will forget about the one random loss and move forward. SHIT will recover, and hopefully teams with Barbosa and Showtime to crush the Empire next round.

 

[justinsayne]

Now that I'm all caught up with Justified, it's time to get started on The Shield.

 

[shattered dreams]

Would You put Nightcrawler at DB or WR?

 

[Harthan]

I stepped down as a mod about a week ago. Nothing to tell, shit just got boring. And I wanted the pretty new font.

Welcome to the Serif Club. We're like, a billion times better than people are still mods.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I started to realize that all of the cool people were in Serif font so I needed to follows suit.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Follow suit. I hate using this phone.

 

[Барбоса]

Would You put Nightcrawler at DB or WR?

Surely Nightcrawler should be the quarterback, only he would not need to pass, rush or hand off the ball.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Well good news is it's a sweltering 33 degrees outside, the bad news- it's fucking raining... great, can't wait for that shit to freeze...

I hate that shit. It supposed to rain here tomorrow and Tuesday, and the high through both days is only 36.

 

[JGlass]

Superman is the obvious choice for QB, do I really need to explain why?

Too easy. I know we picked guys like Hulk and Juggernaut that are basically unstoppable, but once you start using guys like Superman the game loses its meaning. Why not make Galactus the defense in that case?

I stepped down as a mod about a week ago. Nothing to tell, shit just got boring. And I wanted the pretty new font.

Your name does look sexy as hell with the serif. And like Harthan said, all the cool kids are former mods.

Would You put Nightcrawler at DB or WR?

Surely Nightcrawler should be the quarterback, only he would not need to pass, rush or hand off the ball.

Barbosa makes a good point, though in the interest of fairness I think you gotta leave teleporters out of it. If you are going to put them in, though, Nightcrawler makes most sense as a QB or RB because he can just teleport into the endzone once he gets the ball.

 

[justinsayne]

Nightcrawler is German, I would think he'd have about zero interest in playing football, he'd be far to wrapped up in his Soccer team.

 

[Барбоса]

If you are looking for a QB, Bullseye must be up there in the passing stakes.

 

[justinsayne]

I'd throw Hawkeye in there for QB too, or Cap.

 

[JGlass]

If you are looking for a QB, Bullseye must be up there in the passing stakes.

Like I said earlier, I don't know if I want a volatile maniac like Bullseye at QB. One dropped ball could leave him in a horrible mental state for the rest of the game.