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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

Oh Big E

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Fucking got back late & missed the cutoff for switching out my players after the 2 pm game. FML....




Also, could someone tell Quick that it is ok to stop the puck from going in the net? 5 goals allowed in the first game of the season?? Really?
 
.... & as I sit and kick myself in the ass-



Jagr scores 2G & 1A

Clarkson 5 Shots & 1G.


all from my damn bench.... plus- Dinner\drinking plans fell through, lost $10 somewhere & my phone is busted. I declare this a crappy Saturday.
 
Finally looked at the Oscar nominations. Who's your picks for the 4 acting ones jglass?

I personally, can't see anyone except Daniel Day Lewis win best actor, I'd possibly argue Jaoquin but hes talked some pretty heavy shit about the academy if I'm not mistaken.

I'd love to see either Emmanuel Riva or that Wallis girl win best actress solely for the record setting, anyways I don't care for anybody else anyhow.

Sally fields or Hathaway for best supporting actress me thinks.

I don't care who wins best supporting actor. It's a great, great list.

Thought there were a few glaring omissions. Dredd 3D had fantastic use of 3D(2nd to Avatar for me), Hunger Games had great outfits and hair design and the Woman in Black had implemented amazing sound which is why it was so damn scary despite having no blood or gore.

Anyways it's 3am and I'm tired. I apologise for all the grammatical errors that I'm sure are present.
 
I have now seen it all....


Yaz- what the hell? Does MLP have to be everywhere? Why does this exist?

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Why wouldnt Hulk be freaking huge compared to the others? Wait- why am I trying to make sense of this in the first place....
 
I have now seen it all....


Yaz- what the hell? Does MLP have to be everywhere? Why does this exist?

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Why wouldnt Hulk be freaking huge compared to the others? Wait- why am I trying to make sense of this in the first place....

I don't know why they exist, but I want 'em all.

Where the fuck is Hawkeye pony, & Black Widow pony?



Looked up the price of Wild tickets, not cheap, not cheap by a long shot. I'm still searching around & seeing if I can find some sort of package deal, that includes hotel.
 
I don't know why they exist, but I want 'em all.

Where the fuck is Hawkeye pony, & Black Widow pony?



Looked up the price of Wild tickets, not cheap, not cheap by a long shot. I'm still searching around & seeing if I can find some sort of package deal, that includes hotel.

I would love to go to a Wild game. Their lineup this year is freaking nice with the new additions. Plus I have been watching some footage of Mikael Granlund & he is pretty badass. He could be a big star in the NHL in the next few years. How far from Minnesota are you?
 
I would love to go to a Wild game. Their lineup this year is freaking nice with the new additions. Plus I have been watching some footage of Mikael Granlund & he is pretty badass. He could be a big star in the NHL in the next few years. How far from Minnesota are you?

Like less than 30 mins. from Minnesota. The twin cities are more like a 4-5 hr. drive though.
 
Finally looked at the Oscar nominations. Who's your picks for the 4 acting ones jglass?

I personally, can't see anyone except Daniel Day Lewis win best actor, I'd possibly argue Jaoquin but hes talked some pretty heavy shit about the academy if I'm not mistaken.

I'd love to see either Emmanuel Riva or that Wallis girl win best actress solely for the record setting, anyways I don't care for anybody else anyhow.

Sally fields or Hathaway for best supporting actress me thinks.

I don't care who wins best supporting actor. It's a great, great list.

Thought there were a few glaring omissions. Dredd 3D had fantastic use of 3D(2nd to Avatar for me), Hunger Games had great outfits and hair design and the Woman in Black had implemented amazing sound which is why it was so damn scary despite having no blood or gore.

Anyways it's 3am and I'm tired. I apologise for all the grammatical errors that I'm sure are present.

Now I haven't seen all the films that got best actor nominations, but I'll go through the list and tell you who I'd like to see win and who I think will win.

Best Actor- Daniel Day-Lewis was just too good as Lincoln, and he'll win it too. Cooper was great in Silver Linings, but he played a Philadelphian with anger problems, and Daniel Day-Lewis played the president that ended slavery in the United States.

Best Actress- I've only seen two of these movies (Silver Linings Playbook and Beasts of a Southern Wild), but of those two I think Lawrence deserves it more than the little girl. I could see this award being given to Emanuelle Riva just so the Academy can show off how worldly they are, and also because they are all over Amour's cock this year.

Supporting Actor- I have actually seen all these movies, and it's hard to pick just one of these guys. I have a soft spot for Waltz here since he was arguably the most entertaining part of Django, but I don't see him winning it for that type of movie. I'll take the safe bet and go with Tommy Lee, again in Lincoln. Alan Arkin is a close second. I'd be willing to guarantee Philip Seymour Hoffman won't win.

Supporting Actress- Significantly less talent in this category than there is in supporting actor. Jacki Weaver? Seriously? Once again, it's hard to pass up the Lincoln nomination in Sally Fields, but I would cast my vote for Amy Adams this time. She almost outshone Hoffman in terms of villainy in The Master.

As for Oscar omissions, I'd say there is no omission more criminal than Cloud Atlas not being nominated for anything. This could be the result of the Academy's clear bias against the Wachowski siblings, or maybe the wacky release dates for the film (it's coming soon, Sam, just hang in there), but it deserves to be praised from the rooftops, not totally overlooked.

Also, could someone tell Quick that it is ok to stop the puck from going in the net? 5 goals allowed in the first game of the season?? Really?

I was surprised to see that. Maybe that back surgery messed with his equilibrium or something.

It was not a great day for my team either, but the Devils won, so I am happy. Also, the Rangers lost, so I am even more happy.

Like less than 30 mins. from Minnesota. The twin cities are more like a 4-5 hr. drive though.

I was thinking about applying for a job in Milwaukee the other day. I realize that Milwaukee is in Wisconsin, not Minnesota, but I thought it's fairly relevant since they're basically the same place. I decided not to at the last minute.
 
I have now seen it all....


Yaz- what the hell? Does MLP have to be everywhere? Why does this exist?

tumblr_m9e0haJm6b1relt1to1_500.jpg




Why wouldnt Hulk be freaking huge compared to the others? Wait- why am I trying to make sense of this in the first place....


Well the short answer is the fan base is pretty vast. I've seen pony versions of just about everything.

The long answer, those ponies are based on the gen 3 or gen 3.5 design. That was back when the toys were made with only small girls in mind, so those were made in 2010 at the latest. They are fan made as well, if you look close, you can see eyelashes on Thor, male ponies through the entire 20 odd years have been made sans eyelashes. The current generation, gen 4 was made with a wider audience in mind and is the only generation I pay attention to though.

This piece of fan art is one of my favorite.
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I was thinking about applying for a job in Milwaukee the other day. I realize that Milwaukee is in Wisconsin, not Minnesota, but I thought it's fairly relevant since they're basically the same place. I decided not to at the last minute.

Milwaukee is a shithole, the rest of Wisconsin is pretty nice though. Especially the Madison, Wis. Dells, & Green Bay areas.
 
Milwaukee is a shithole, the rest of Wisconsin is pretty nice though. Especially the Madison, Wis. Dells, & Green Bay areas.

I don't know why I said at the last minute, I must have been very tired. It was not a last minute decision, it was just the normal type. I am, however, pretty much willing to work wherever I can find a job... except the deep South.
 
I don't know why I said at the last minute, I must have been very tired. It was not a last minute decision, it was just the normal type. I am, however, pretty much willing to work wherever I can find a job... except the deep South.
I know this feeling.

The thing I'm most looking forward to about graduating this year is the hunt for new scenery.
 
I know this feeling.

The thing I'm most looking forward to about graduating this year is the hunt for new scenery.

I really just want a job, actually. I'd be willing to stick around in Boston or even go back to New Jersey if it meant I got a steady job with upwards mobility. That said, I'd prefer to go to LA or Chicago or somewhere new and interesting. Except the deep South.
 
I really just want a job, actually. I'd be willing to stick around in Boston or even go back to New Jersey if it meant I got a steady job with upwards mobility. That said, I'd prefer to go to LA or Chicago or somewhere new and interesting. Except the deep South.

I could get you a job where I work, though I don't think you'd like it, & the pay is absolute shit. You could either run a machine that inserts mail into envelopes, drive a van & pick up mail from customers, or work in my department where I would be able to tell you what to do:evil3:

Also you'd be only the second Jew in the company's history, well 3rd if you count the creepy girl who converted solely to have a reason to go to temple so she could continue stalking the other Jew... who turned out to be gay.
 
I could get you a job where I work, though I don't think you'd like it, & the pay is absolute shit. You could either run a machine that inserts mail into envelopes, drive a van & pick up mail from customers, or work in my department where I would be able to tell you what to do:evil3:

Also you'd be only the second Jew in the company's history, well 3rd if you count the creepy girl who converted solely to have a reason to go to temple so she could continue stalking the other Jew... who turned out to be gay.

I'm looking to work in television or film, and I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure South Dakota doesn't have either of those things. Do you guys even have electricity?

Seriously though, if a TV station in Sioux Falls had a job opening, I'd probably apply to it.

Apparently Jiggles watched Straw Dogs recently.

I didn't get the reference until I looked it up on imdb. Being tortured by locals is only one of my concerns. My chief concern is that they'll think I'm a atheistic Jewish satanist that has come to turn their entire community into gays, harlots, and abortion doctors.
 
Seriously though, if a TV station in Sioux Falls had a job opening, I'd probably apply to it.

Well the only TV job opening I know about was this one

WEEKEND SPORTS ANCHOR/REPORTER, KDLT-TV (NBC), SIOUX FALLS, SD
KDLT (NBC) in Sioux Falls, SD is looking for its next Weekend Sports Anchor/Reporter.

Candidates must understand concept, etiquette, and rules of all sports. They must have good writing skills, the ability to pitch story ideas, and be comfortable interviewing, shooting, and editing.

The position is full-time, complete with benefits and paid sick leave.

KDLT wants someone who is organized, motivated, and ready to be part of an award winning sports team!

Send DVD or website link, resume and references to:
Paul Heinert, News Director, KDLT-TV,
3600 S. Westport Avenue, Sioux Falls, SD 57106
or email: [email protected]

No phone calls, please.
Closing Date: 1/10/13
EOE

But the deadline to get applications in was the 10th.
 
If Jamie Benn doest quit being a whiny bitch & sign his name already- he's getting the boot. In fact, after last night- I dont think they really need him. Jagr & company were doing fantastic without him.
 
If Jamie Benn doest quit being a whiny bitch & sign his name already- he's getting the boot. In fact, after last night- I dont think they really need him. Jagr & company were doing fantastic without him.

You better hope he signs soon, LW is not very deep this year, plus he stands to learn a lot from playing with vets like Jagr & Whitney.
 
You better hope he signs soon, LW is not very deep this year, plus he stands to learn a lot from playing with vets like Jagr & Whitney.

Thats what is pissing me off. He can put up great numbers with them, but is of no use now.

LW is not deep enough to replace his numbers & the others I would use are at positions I dont really need help in.


I should call his grandma & tell her to whoop his ass.
 

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