Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Coco]

20th Anniversary of Raw tonight. Who's ready for a dazzling, self-congratulatory video package?

 

[nightmare]

Dont forget- its chock full of old wrestlers who show up once a year. Only because the retirement home runs out of lime Jell-O.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I wouldn't expect anything less.

 

[JGlass]

Oh yeah, I forgot that tonight is the 20th anniversary. Should be good. Or at least it could be good.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I found this.

 

[Harthan]

There could some fine matches tonight. Punk said he's wrestling. That's always a good thing. But I imagine tonight will mostly be about memories and old people.

Oh, and a healthy round of ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[JGlass]

I found this.

That's a red rep gif if I ever saw one.

 

[justinsayne]

I'm likely in the minority here, but Ric Flair can go away, or at least do a segment with someone better than face Miz. Thank god for Cesaro.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'll 1/2 agree with you. They needed a better face than Miz. He gets the same face reaction Del Rio got as a heel.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Lance Storm is awesome

https://twitter.com/Storm_Wrestling/status/291019981070688256

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I agree, after the initial shock of Flair returning at the Slammys he's just felt worthless.

 

[nightmare]

Flair just isnt the same anymore. I used to love when he had the mic. Now its just depressing.


Edit: yes, Storm is awesome.

 

[JGlass]

I thought the Flair segment was kind of sad. It was like watching an old circus animal do its tricks knowing that we're just watching it to laugh at him and throw peanuts at him when it's all said and done.

Also, I'm going to go on record and say that I like face Miz, conceptually anyway. I think it's only a matter of time before he gets over big time as a face.

 

[nightmare]

I just green repped you for the Flair comment. (& well, for good luck in the WZHL also)



I couldnt disagree more about Miz though. He is the same character. Same mannerisms, same repeated lines. Just more annoying somehow. He is a type of guy that has no need for a face turn. He could be just fine with being a heel character for his entire career. No shame in that & its more believable than a force-fed & unnatural feeling face turn for an obvious heel character.

 

[JGlass]

When he first turned and was teaming with Del Rio he had some really funny one-liners. Once he figures out how to make use of that part of his character while cutting down on his reliance for "really?" and other crap, he's going to be a very good face.

 

[nightmare]

But he is just trying to do that by replacing 'really' with any other word & repeating it the same way & adding a smile to the crowd.

I reserve final judgement until I see him do otherwise. For now, I dont care for him.



In unrelated news, apparently 'Hashtag Killer' thinks we are disrespecting Eddie by making fun of Vickie each week. Even though she is a heel- we arent supposed to laugh at her, make fun of her looks or be mean. Some people in the LD's are just downright idiotic....

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I actually enjoyed him as a heel. I think he is one of the few guys on the roster who can legitimately make you hate him.

Yeah I saw that shit. I was gonna say something but I make cheese sticks instead.

 

[JGlass]

But he is just trying to do that by replacing 'really' with any other word & repeating it the same way & adding a smile to the crowd.

I reserve final judgement until I see him do otherwise. For now, I dont care for him.

Fair enough, I guess I'm just being uncharacteristically optimistic.

In unrelated news, apparently 'Hashtag Killer' thinks we are disrespecting Eddie by making fun of Vickie each week. Even though she is a heel- we arent supposed to laugh at her, make fun of her looks or be mean. Some people in the LD's are just downright idiotic....

If Heaven exists than I would guarantee you that Eddie watches Raw every Monday night and feels an extraordinary amount of pride when Vickie steps on stage and takes the abuse of The Rock and John Cena and whomever else in stride.

I actually enjoyed him as a heel. I think he is one of the few guys on the roster who can legitimately make you hate him.

He was a very good heel and probably had one of the best title runs in recent memory. That's one of the reasons I think he'll succeed as a face.

Yeah I saw that shit. I was gonna say something but I make cheese sticks instead.

Good choice. Serving suckas a platter of truth on the internet does not cure your hunger quite like cheese sticks do.

 

[Theo Mays]

I hated Miz as a heel, but as a face I don't mind him. Probably because he isn't wrestling that often. However once he lost the title (WWE) he really didn't bother me much as I always saw him as more of a midcard guy instead of a main event player. I do love being proven wrong though, that usually makes me a fan.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Miz is dangerously close to gimmick infringement, stealing from "Showtime" David Cougar...or at least that's what I think everytime I see him at the moment.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I got Jack-Hammer rep. Always makes me feel smart.

Also mojmass is a fucking idiot. I swear I hate the guy.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Also mojmass is a fucking idiot. I swear I hate the guy.

Who in the blue hell is that?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Who in the blue hell is that?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/member.php?u=120003

Just look at a few of his posts.

 

[JGlass]

I got Jack-Hammer rep. Always makes me feel smart.

Also mojmass is a fucking idiot. I swear I hate the guy.

He's one of those assholes that thinks he knows everything about wrestling because he's watched it long enough and knows the difference between reality and kayfabe.

I also don't like this Dukes08 (or something) guy. He complained that John Cena won cleanly two weeks in a row.

John Cena won cleanly two weeks in a row.

Two weeks in a row.

Two weeks...

Oh lawd, the apocalypse must be a'commin' with the biggest name in wrasslin' dun' winnin' cleanly two weeks in a row!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Bahahahaha:

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=4291635&highlight=#post4291635

Oh goodness the first part of that post just about had me cackling in the library.