Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

General Karim should be welcomed to the Cabal of Rey Mysterio fans. That or the Common Sense Crew.

 

[justinsayne]

I was at target earlier & some kids where looking at a Star Wars game, one kid shouts out "I want to be Anakin!!" too which I thought to myself, "No, no you really don't".

 

[nightmare]

The monkeys did watch TV, but I think they were just watching old movies. Maybe Caesar got his hands on a gameboy and started playing Pokemon.

Thats it! They should never have let them watch Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. It gave them ideas. If they would have just watched Curious George then this would have never happened. Good think they didnt watch Powerpuff Girls or things would have turned out quite differently...

I was at target earlier & some kids where looking at a Star Wars game, one kid shouts out "I want to be Anakin!!" too which I thought to myself, "No, no you really don't".

You should have told them that Anakin is Vader. Would have blown their fragile little minds. Although, knowing kids today- they have no idea who Vader is yet.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

That or the Common Sense Crew.

Sounds like the WZ version of the Nation...mah gawd...

 

[nightmare]

Tick, tock.... tick, tock.....


Its almost time motherfuckers! WZHL draft underway in 2 hours and counting.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

We should have added a concussion category. That would have almost guaranteed a championship for whoever drafts Crosby.

 

[Барбоса]

I may not know much about American Football but Brady playing hurry up in the red zone is great to watch

 

[JGlass]

I may not know much about American Football but Brady playing hurry up in the red zone is great to watch

Bah, I hate the Patriots. I can only hope that the San Francisco defense is game enough to stop Tom Brady.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I too hate the Patriots

 

[Harthan]

Bah, I hate the Patriots. I can only hope that the San Francisco defense is game enough to stop Joe Flacco.

FTFY

 

[justinsayne]

Flacco , Oh Dagger Jr., you sure are a funny fucker

 

[hatehabsforever]

FTFY

You must still be drunk, are you Harthan?

 

[Барбоса]

Bah, I hate the Patriots. I can only hope that the San Francisco defense is game enough to stop Tom Brady.

Would it be more of a 'I hate Patriots fans' hatred, jealous hatred, rival hatred or a combination?

 

[justinsayne]

Awesome, Anthony Jeselniks new comedy special is on Comedy Central

 

[JGlass]

Would it be more of a 'I hate Patriots fans' hatred, jealous hatred, rival hatred or a combination?

Not the first one, though New England sports fans are generally a pain in the ass, but so are New York sports fans. It's mostly a rivalry hatred and a sick of seeing them hatred. There is probably a little jealousy too.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Awesome, Anthony Jeselniks new comedy special is on Comedy Central

He is pretty hit and miss for me. Some of his stuff is funny, but other stuff just falls flat. I enjoy his delivery and stage presence though. I have no issue with comedians who chuckle at their own jokes, but he is so stoic, it adds a lot to his jokes.

He used to date that comedian who Ziggler was dating. I can't remember her name off hand.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Amy Schumer.

 

[justinsayne]

He is pretty hit and miss for me. Some of his stuff is funny, but other stuff just falls flat. I enjoy his delivery and stage presence though. I have no issue with comedians who chuckle at their own jokes, but he is so stoic, it adds a lot to his jokes.

He used to date that comedian who Ziggler was dating. I can't remember her name off hand.

Amy Schumer, she dumped Ziggles via text, because "the sex was just too athletic". Apparently Ziggles fucks like he sells.

 

[Theo Mays]

I just realized 2013 is gonna be a great year of wrestling, for me at least. We have a Raw coming to Philly in late March and then WM and then Money in the Bank will be in Philly come July. Though that could always change. We were suppose to get TLC or Extreme Rules and they took that from us and replaced it with a Raw. Throw in the late 2012 Slammy Raw and I got a pretty good stretch of wrestling events going in my favor.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I'm going to Raw at the O2 like the past two years, maybe SmackDown too. My mother has promised she'll pay a good portion of a package trip to WrestleMania 30 as it's my 21st this year so fingers crossed...

 

[JGlass]

The weather was absurdly nice in Boston today, so I took the opportunity to continue my search for bartending work. I hit up zone two of the five zones of Boston bartending (as far as I'm concerned, anyway), and found relative success. I didn't get an interview and nobody straight up said that they were hiring, but I filled out two applications and dropped my resume and recommendation letter at two more bars. All I need to do is hear back from one and I'm sure I can get that job!

I'm going to Raw at the O2 like the past two years, maybe SmackDown too. My mother has promised she'll pay a good portion of a package trip to WrestleMania 30 as it's my 21st this year so fingers crossed...

That's pretty freaking sick: WrestleMania AND a trip to America? And getting to hang out in New Orleans in late March/early April won't be such a bad thing either.

 

[Барбоса]

That's pretty freaking sick: WrestleMania AND a trip to America? And getting to hang out in New Orleans in late March/early April won't be such a bad thing either.

Especially when you are 21

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

It should be...interesting shall we say if it takes place. Fingers crossed. And of course that's if WWE doesn't just change it's mind and have it in Texas again for the sake of it or move it to MSG again.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Have you even watched Speed Racer yet, Glassman? Of course, if you don't like it you'll need to grab a claw hammer and remove your pathetic, dour genes from the pool. I'm watching it right now and just have the biggest erection.

 

[JGlass]

Have you even watched Speed Racer yet, Glassman? Of course, if you don't like it you'll need to grab a claw hammer and remove your pathetic, dour genes from the pool. I'm watching it right now and just have the biggest erection.

Negative, but maybe I'll try to watch it tonight before Raw, or maybe even during Raw if it gets to be boring. I had a pretty good weekend for movie watching with The Kids Are Alright, K-Pax, and The Matrix... and then I also watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes, but the first three were fantastic.