Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[nightmare]

You should sneak in their room when they are passed out &cover the whole place in plastic. Unscrew all the lightbulbs except for one hanging over a table. On that table, place a screwdriver & a note that says "The Doctor orders that only one shall leave"


The rest will sort itself out.

 

[JGlass]

Think I might have a college story right up there with the robbers under my bed from last year. I'll let my Facebook status explain.

Basically they wrecked their whole apartment, got crazy drunk, and passed out on their couches, and it got so bad it was dripping like crazy through our ceiling. Carpet's soaked, luckily no real damage other than that. Got next to no sleep though. Great story, not so great Saturday.

I was following the chronicle on Facebook. Absolutely absurd in every way... the part about you having class on a Saturday, not the run of the mill college shenanigans happening a floor above you.

I joke of course, and that is a shitty situation of epic proportions. I hope your stuff is okay and that your apartment doesn't reek of toilet water for the next few days.

Nightmare's advice is interesting, but I'd advise against following it. I'm sure that these girls are going to be getting plenty of attention from the college's justice department over the rest of the semester.

 

[justinsayne]

Better than Ziggler.

Barely

Think I might have a college story right up there with the robbers under my bed from last year. I'll let my Facebook status explain.

Basically they wrecked their whole apartment, got crazy drunk, and passed out on their couches, and it got so bad it was dripping like crazy through our ceiling. Carpet's soaked, luckily no real damage other than that. Got next to no sleep though. Great story, not so great Saturday.

I've lived with people like that before, & something like that actually happened while I was living with these people. However I was smart enough to turn the water to the toilet off, & then open the tank & fix the hose that was causing the spraying. I then screamed at my friends for being assholes & told them to get their jackass friends out of my fucking apartment, & that their Ecstasy fueled party was over.

 

[justinsayne]

...and after emailing 3 fucking invites, Habs still has gotten his entered for fantasy hockey. I have no idea what the hell his issue is, nobody else seems to have had problems with the emailed invites.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

It happens.

 

[justinsayne]

Somebody explain to me how the fuck you can be "burnt out" on a guy whole basically just wrestles a part time schedule, especially when that guy is Rey Mysterio?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=247549

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Some people are idiots. He's basically been part-time since 2010. If only they would get rid of that weight off his neck that is Sin Cara, I'll be one happy guy. I want to see Mysterio/Bryan fight month after month. Hell, I could go for another round of Mysterio/Punk.

 

[JGlass]

...and after emailing 3 fucking invites, Habs still has gotten his entered for fantasy hockey. I have no idea what the hell his issue is, nobody else seems to have had problems with the emailed invites.

Have you been in contact with him? He seems to be interested in playing in the fantasy hockey thread.

Somebody explain to me how the fuck you can be "burnt out" on a guy whole basically just wrestles a part time schedule, especially when that guy is Rey Mysterio?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=247549

Some people suck, and that's just the way it is.

Speaking of awesome, I just watched 3/5 of the Best of 5 series between MCMG and Beer Money Inc. I want to be Alex Shelley when I grow up.

 

[Coco]

Damn right.

 

[nightmare]

Nightmare's advice is interesting, but I'd advise against following it. I'm sure that these girls are going to be getting plenty of attention from the college's justice department over the rest of the semester.

If he does not decide to use that scenario, I can always use it & make it into a horror flick. " Coming to a theater near you. Based on actual events that never actually happened. From the twisted mind of Eli Roth. Comes an animated tale of academic justice & bloody revenge. The Doctor is in- & he's cashing in your life insurance."

Dun Dun Dunnn.

...and after emailing 3 fucking invites, Habs still has gotten his entered for fantasy hockey. I have no idea what the hell his issue is, nobody else seems to have had problems with the emailed invites.

Is he not getting them or are the links not working?

 

[justinsayne]

Have you been in contact with him? He seems to be interested in playing in the fantasy hockey thread.

Yeah, the old apparently the old email he gave, that I sent 2 invites to, wasn't working so he gave me a new e-mail to, & I guess it worked, but he hasn't put his team in or anything yet.

In other Fantasy Hockey news I just received a PM from Lowdown, he gave me his E-mail, & I sent off his invitation, so we should have 10 teams now, assuming Habs gets to team in soon, or really by tomorrow night anyway.

 

[JGlass]

Yeah, the old apparently the old email he gave, that I sent 2 invites to, wasn't working so he gave me a new e-mail to, & I guess it worked, but he hasn't put his team in or anything yet.

In other Fantasy Hockey news I just received a PM from Lowdown, he gave me his E-mail, & I sent off his invitation, so we should have 10 teams now, assuming Habs gets to team in soon, or really by tomorrow night anyway.

That's exciting, glad to hear we have all of the WZ hockey fans on board.

 

[The Crock]

Think I might have a college story right up there with the robbers under my bed from last year. I'll let my Facebook status explain.





Basically they wrecked their whole apartment, got crazy drunk, and passed out on their couches, and it got so bad it was dripping like crazy through our ceiling. Carpet's soaked, luckily no real damage other than that. Got next to no sleep though. Great story, not so great Saturday.

Yikes. I'd imagine they're going to feel pretty embarrassed once they sober up and realize they made a scene like that. Has the university offered to clean your carpets or anything?

 

[justinsayne]

I wonder it the girls living above Doc are named Sandy & Katrina...

 

[nightmare]

Has anyone seen Hitchcock with Anthony Hopkins? Is it worth watching or should I not waste time?

 

[The Doctor]

They put a dehumidifier in the room. Hopefully they clean the carpets over the weekend. I'm at my parents' for the weekend.

So yeah, it's a funny story really,, one I'll probably be telling for years to come.

 

[JGlass]

I'm watching The Kids are Alright right now, and there are a bunch of scenes wit really loud sex. It makes me laugh because every time I watch a film of an adult nature I plug in some headphones, but I have few qualms about letting Julianne Moore's sex noises ring through the apartment.

 

[justinsayne]

So in WWE13 did they remove Punks Pepsi & Cobra tattoos from his shoulders like the did in WWE12?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I haven't looked too closely, but I think the Pepsi tattoo is morphed into more of a generic blue and red circle. The Cobra tattoo has the hood of the cobra.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Justin that was the lamest joke... ever

 

[justinsayne]

Justin that was the lamest joke... ever

No, your face is the lamest joke ever.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

It was until u made that joke...

 

[JGlass]

If I may chime in, when I read that joke I immediately said, "Womp womp."

 

[justinsayne]

I need a maid... or wife, same thing...

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Anyone else pretty pleased with how Del Rio's face turn has turned out thus far. The people seemed legit pleased he won on SmackDown.