Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Harthan]

The tats on his forearms, maybe? I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out why anyone thought that was funny.

Seriously, I don't know how the Rock can even excuse how shoddy his work has been. His return promo was amazing (the first one) and I stand by that, but it seems like every time he's made an appearance he's been worse and worse. I feel like he should just stick to his catchphrases; they work. His new material is just...terrible.

Although "Fruity Pebbles" was awesome.

 

[Nate DaMac]

When you think about it, how lame is it to call someone a candy ass? Most people like candy.

 

[smizzy]

I have two theories: Punk and Popeye both start with a P.
Or.. cause Punk resembles Popeye so well.

Spoiler

 

[justinsayne]

I think the more important question here is do kids today even know who Popeye is?!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Of course they do. He is that fried chicken guy.

 

[JGlass]

I haven't checked my fantasy basketball team in weeks. Wonder how I'm doing?


EDIT-

I'm in 3rd place and JGlass is in first.

I don't think anyone has. I usually set my lineup once a week, and I haven't lost since week one I think.

 

[nightmare]

I think it was because he looked like Popeye with a beard. Plus one eye was kinda jacked up so he had this one eye squinty look going on. Thats what I gather he meant.

 

[JGlass]

None of that matters anyway, because Big E Langston is now NXT Champion. Next stop, every title in the WWE! Five! Five! Five! Five!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Crazy that he is only 5'11.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I just had the weirdest match happen in my Universe mode.

DDP was taking on Drew McIntyre, and about 4 minutes in DDP went outside and took the hood off the announce table. For the next 10 minutes they would trade punches in front of the table, run back into the ring at 8, Irish whip each other back out and continue like that until Drew managed to catch a DDP kick and hit Future Shock, busting DDP open and getting a count out win.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Man I haven't been using WWE 13 at all yet. Too busy playing bloody Pokemon to do anything else game wise.

 

[JGlass]

I just had the weirdest match happen in my Universe mode.

DDP was taking on Drew McIntyre, and about 4 minutes in DDP went outside and took the hood off the announce table. For the next 10 minutes they would trade punches in front of the table, run back into the ring at 8, Irish whip each other back out and continue like that until Drew managed to catch a DDP kick and hit Future Shock, busting DDP open and getting a count out win.

For some reason my opponents seem to love sliding out of the ring, taking apart the announce table, and then climbing back in. I am yet to see any interaction with the table otherwise.

But that reminds me, do you know if there are any other OMG moments besides the announce table, the corner barricades, and breaking the ring with two super heavyweights?

Man I haven't been using WWE 13 at all yet. Too busy playing bloody Pokemon to do anything else game wise.

Why are you playing Pokemon when you have WWE13!?

 

[justinsayne]

Man I haven't been using WWE 13 at all yet. Too busy playing bloody Pokemon to do anything else game wise.

Bloody Pokemon? That must be the most violent Pokemon yet. Let me guess the tag line for that game is "Gotta catch'em all... & bleed'em dry"

 

[The Crock]

There's so much snow outside right now. I tried to go to the gym, only to find myself stuck in traffic for a solid twenty minutes before just giving up. There's no way I'm going to school today, this shit is ridiculous.

 

[justinsayne]

It's snowing in Utah, meanwhile it's just drizzling out here. Kind of annoying cause this crap is just going freeze overnight & turn to ice.

This is going to be a busy, albeit fun & entertainment filled, weekend. There are two movies in the theater that I want to see, Zero Dark Thirty, & Gangster Squad, & loads of good playoff football action, & then it all ends Sunday night with WZHL draft!! I also hope to sneak a little AC2 time in there as well, I beleive I'm roughly about halfway through the story right now, in the middle of Sequence 6.

 

[The Crock]

It's snowing buckets. We get lots of snow every winter, but this shit is unreal. The worst is when that drizzle starts to freeze, though. Ice is gnarly to drive on.

 

[JGlass]

Today we're talking about things in my Japanese film class that I learned in my introductory film analysis class. That means I can dick around on the internet for an hour or so without missing anything interesting.

Luckily I have a class right before this that deals with posthumanism in film and it's utterly fascinating; I love it. I'm considering doing an assignment for that class during this one, but I'm not sure I can pull that off; I'm not good at reading while there's someone talking.

 

[The Crock]

Foley's getting inducted into the Hall of Fame, apparently. Well deserved.

 

[JGlass]

Too bad I passed on buying a ticket, I would have enjoyed seeing Foley give an induction speech. Oh well, seeing Foley speak probably isn't worth 70 bucks.

 

[The Crock]

It's 70 bucks? Shit, just YouTube it the day later.

 

[JGlass]

I just had to explain to my Japanese Film professor that the steps Rocky runs up during the montage sequence were those of the Philadelphia art museum. I know it's not exactly a crucial thing to know for becoming a film professor but... come on man, it's Rocky!

It's 70 bucks? Shit, just YouTube it the day later.

I'm pretty sure most of the NJX contingency is going to the Hall of Fame induction ceremony, but I passed. Too expensive, especially considering I've already dropped almost $300 for the weekend.

 

[The Crock]

Are you guys driving out the day of the PPV, or are you staying there overnight?

 

[JGlass]

Are you guys driving out the day of the PPV, or are you staying there overnight?

Driving out where? The only person that doesn't live within like, 30 minutes of Met Life Stadium is NorCal, and I'm sure he'll be spending the weekend in NJ, probably at IC or D-Man's house. Obviously I'll have to come down from Boston, but I plan on coming down after my classes on Friday.

 

[Барбоса]

I just had to explain to my Japanese Film professor that the steps Rocky runs up during the montage sequence were those of the Philadelphia art museum. I know it's not exactly a crucial thing to know for becoming a film professor but... come on man, it's Rocky!

The more I hear about your film professor the more I am think he is one of those educators whose own education prepared them for how to pass their exams rather than actually teach them anything.

 

[The Doctor]

It doesn't look like I'm going to Mania or anything, haven't heard back from anyone. Lame. I really want to see Foley inducted live. He's only my favorite wrestler of all time.