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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

I can't touch this one shit I get, 20 dollar grams, and it's so dank it'll just try and stay with you. On a side note, anyone ever try these papers? Organic raws? Best shit to ever roll up.
 
The list that I'd gotten down to last time was Chicago, Minnesota, and St. Louis. So I'll keep an eye out for their games.

#letsgoblues

I've never done fantasy hockey either. I'm not overly familiar with players, but I think I know enough about the game to not completely shit the bed. Plus, I plan on actually being there for the draft for once, so that should help.
 
I'm so fucked in that Fantasy Hockey League it's not even funny.

Never done fantasy hockey or any fantasy that has the type of schedule of hockey. I'd honestly be a better fantasy basketball player because I'm pretty knowledgeable about specific players in the NBA. I know hockey quite well but if you asked me to name me the Left Wing of the Star's second line I wouldn't have a fucking clue.

Hockey is the only fantasy sport I've been able to do consistently well in, but I got burned out a few years back when I tried doing 4 teams at once and wound up doing zero teams at once.

Just do a little research before the draft. There are plenty of online guides out there that will tip you off on players to avoid and players to draft.

I've worked out a draft strategy that I'm pretty psyched about. I can only tip you off on one aspect of it, though... NO RANGERS.

The list that I'd gotten down to last time was Chicago, Minnesota, and St. Louis. So I'll keep an eye out for their games.

Thank goodness you're not becoming a Rangers fan, though you're missing out on being a Devils fan. Sure, Chicago and St. Louis might get you glory in the short term, but the Devils are never out of the playoff picture for long.

I say roll with St. Louis or Chicago, though. Chicago will probably be better longer, but St. Louis is more of the underdog pick.
 
I'm more excited about the Wild this year than any other team including the Wings. I mean dude, Parise, Suter, Heatly? how can you not be excited for this team?
 
I'm more excited about the Wild this year than any other team including the Wings. I mean dude, Parise, Suter, Heatly? how can you not be excited for this team?

Indeed, this seems to be a very exciting time for Minnesota, but I think next season will be the big year for them. It's going to take some time for these guys to gel, and a shortened season might not be enough time for them to pull together and make a big playoff push.
 
I do wish the Twins would take a page out of the Wild's book, & at least go out & try to sign some big name talent that could help us out a little more. I also think Morneu's best years are behind him, so now would be the time to try & trade him away & get as much as possible for rather than just let him walk when his contract is up like they did with Hunter.
 
I think the Twins had a great offseason, though they'll still be bad in 2013. Meyer, May, and Worley should form the core of a totally revamped rotation. You've still got Mauer forever, Morneau is coming off the books, there's outfield prospects coming up to replace Span and Revere...this was a good rebuilding offseason. Once your prospects start to pan out, the Twins can make a play or two in free agency and go places.
 
I know I've been talking about this all week... but I REALLY NEED TO MAKE MY BARTENDING RESUME TODAY. I keep putting it off because it seems really difficult, but I need to find a job soon before they're all snatched up, and I want to have a bartending resume.
 
I made a resume. It's not flashy, it doesn't catch they eye, and all in all it's fairly unimpressive, but if they ask for a resume I'll have something to give them. I'm just going to have to hope that I can win them over with my personality.
 
That's actually some pretty good thinking, but alas, I'm stuck printing it on whatever paper the library has in stock. I don't have a printer, so I just use the school's printers to print my shit.

I work in a Human Resources office, so if someone came to me with a resume like that I'd mock them mercilessly, but I feel like it would work for bartending. I feel like that came off condescendingly, but I definitely don't mean it that way.
 
I work in a Human Resources office, so if someone came to me with a resume like that I'd mock them mercilessly, but I feel like it would work for bartending. I feel like that came off condescendingly, but I definitely don't mean it that way.

No more condescending when Harthan tells me, "I wish I could have a fun arts major like you."

But believe me, I get it. I go to a school that puts a huge emphasis on employment and I've spent a lot of time going over my real resume. If I printed that one out on neon paper I'm sure I'd be laughed out of the building, but bartending is bizarro world with resumes. A great bartending resume is gimmicky, has pictures, is formatted weird, all sorts of crazy shit. The one I made is much more traditional, and the only real difference between this one and my real resume is the work experience I chose and the fact that I don't have a relevant coursework section.
 
Mine's all weird. I was a journalism major, but I worked in HR for 4 1/2 years as a student, and they hired me full-time halfway through my last semester and I will have been a "real" employee for a year here in March. My resume will look so shitty if/when I try to get a journalism job.
 
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I went to the bar I want to work at (I actually hate this bar, and that's kind of the reason I want to work there. I'll be able to see a lot of people I know but I'll be paid for being there), but the guy in charge of hiring bartenders wasn't there. I'm about to head back there because the manager said he'd be there at 6. I'm optimistic that I'll get a job there because they're open during the day, and I doubt there are many people who are willing to work at that place during the day. I'm hoping that I can get a few day shifts and eventually move onto night shifts where I can make bank.
 
Well I just got back from my brief job search. I went to the three bars that are closest to my campus, and the search was pretty fruitless. The first place I went wasn't hiring, the second place told me to come back when the manager was in, and the third place just said that the manager wasn't in. Oddly enough I saw the manager of the second place drinking at the third place.

I'm still doing back to all three places tomorrow. The first place I went to said I could fill out an application, but they were out of applications (which is not encouraging, but whatever), and I know what the manager of the third place looks like so I can always pop my head in, see if he's there, and duck out if he's not. I'm still optimistic that I can find a bartending gig in Boston!
 
Well IDR PM'd me his e-mail for fantasy hockey, I'm going to expand the league to 10 teams, if Habs ever accepts, it would put us at 9 & needing one more, if he doesn't than I could always switch it back to 8 teams.
 

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