Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Ty Burna]

My dart team plays at my favorite bar tomorrow night.....and they decided to swap out the two people that dominated last week (myself and my friend Chad) for two weaker players. I have no fucking clue why but I'm absolutely pissed right now.

Last year I was the first sub for the team and when the team lost one of the full time players I should have become the 4th full time player. Instead I have to play this bullshit game of "Hey do I play this week? No? So me picking up over half the team's wins wasn't good enough to play consistently week after week?" Just no rhyme or reason on the decisions of who plays and it's killing any consistency I would have normally built up by now.

 

[justinsayne]

When I went to watch Djano they played that trailer, and followed it up with the trailer for Scary Movie 5. The only difference was the skin color of the main actors.

Yeah, it was the same when I saw it, during both trailers the theater was filled with dead silence, no laughter, nothing.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I just spilled my bowl into my fucking keyboard. Son of a bitch.

Also, the Wayans' should be exterminated.

 

[Ty Burna]

I just spilled my bowl into my fucking keyboard. Son of a bitch.

Also, the Wayans' should be exterminated.

At least you'll have an excuse for the sticky keys.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Yeah right, there's nothing sticky about this weed. Took me 20 minutes to break up a bowl and now my fingers feel like I just ran them through a fucking garbage disposal.

I'm high though, so it's all good.

 

[Ty Burna]

Yeah right, there's nothing sticky about this weed. Took me 20 minutes to break up a bowl and now my fingers feel like I just ran them through a fucking garbage disposal.

I'm high though, so it's all good.

God damn, I thought you were talking about like a cereal bowl.

Tell's you how long it's been since I've blazed up, I don't even think in those terms anymore.

I always had a grinder for that reason. A lot of the bud that was around here was like that too.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Most people probably would have thought the same thing. I'm an idiot.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I knew what he was talking about. I ain't no square.

 

[justinsayne]

Most people probably would have thought the same thing. I'm an idiot.

I figured it was weed, anybody else & I would've been asking what was in the bowl, unless it was Sully, then I would've just assumed it was a bowl of spaghetti.

 

[Harthan]

God damn, I thought you were talking about like a cereal bowl.

Tell's you how long it's been since I've blazed up, I don't even think in those terms anymore.

I always had a grinder for that reason. A lot of the bud that was around here was like that too.

Did you quit, or just taking a tolerance/financial break?

 

[Ty Burna]

Did you quit, or just taking a tolerance/financial break?

I haven't smoked in 4 1/2 years. I had to quit to get the job I have now, but every so often I'll take a quick hit if a buddy has some just so I can taste it again. Especially if it's some kine bud.

 

[JGlass]

I too knew that Nate was referring to the refer.

You can put me down & ill say you worked for me at the bar I own. I dont own a bar, rather its a garage where alcohol is consumed. There is a table & chairs though- so yeah, fuck it- I own a bar.


My number is 512 477 0101. If a guy answers & says 'Dominoes Pizza' just ignore him. Thats a homeless guy we gave a job to so he feels important. He literally works for paperclips & chicken skin. Crazy cheap- I know. Just order a pizza & tell him you want xtra glass & jewish rye breadsticks. That way I know its you calling.

I'll just explain that to the manager and sort everything else.

All we need to have a full 8 team league for fantasy hockey is for Habs to accept the invite sitting in his email.

Didn't you get 11 people that were willing to play? What's taking these guys so long, all you have to do is click the link, name your team, and you're done.

Really sick of seeing the fucking commercial for that ******ed Haunted House pile of shit.

Yeah, that movie looks awful. Do the Wayans really have nothing better to do than parody horror films?

My dart team plays at my favorite bar tomorrow night.....and they decided to swap out the two people that dominated last week (myself and my friend Chad) for two weaker players. I have no fucking clue why but I'm absolutely pissed right now.

Last year I was the first sub for the team and when the team lost one of the full time players I should have become the 4th full time player. Instead I have to play this bullshit game of "Hey do I play this week? No? So me picking up over half the team's wins wasn't good enough to play consistently week after week?" Just no rhyme or reason on the decisions of who plays and it's killing any consistency I would have normally built up by now.

Is it a super competitive league or are these guys a bunch of close buds that would rather just have a good time with each other than bring along a relative outsider? Either way, it seems bizarre that they're not giving you the starting nod.

 

[nightmare]

When I went to watch Djano they played that trailer, and followed it up with the trailer for Scary Movie 5. The only difference was the skin color of the main actors.

So what you tryin to say, Cracker?

Yeah right, there's nothing sticky about this weed. Took me 20 minutes to break up a bowl and now my fingers feel like I just ran them through a fucking garbage disposal.

I'm high though, so it's all good.

I always tend to break up with my hands, sometimes the grinder just turns it into powder. Always burns up too fast like that unless I use the wooden Sherlock. Then its ok. Otherwise I have to have some nice chunks to burn.


Recently broke a downstem. Bad because im broke. Good because I get to finally check out a new shop round here.

 

[Ty Burna]

Is it a super competitive league or are these guys a bunch of close buds that would rather just have a good time with each other than bring along a relative outsider? Either way, it seems bizarre that they're not giving you the starting nod.

It's not a super competitive league. I'm hyper competitive mostly because I expect myself to crush everyone in my way but that's beside the point. I've been friends with three of the guys on the team for some time now, but it's my friend's dad that's been making the decisions. I get along great with him so I have no idea why I keep getting swapped out like this. He wants to win but he never puts the team in any position to be consistent and have the best players play always. Last year we always trotted out our best lineup and we ended up winning the league championship but this year it's just been a disaster.

I know next year that three of us are breaking off and forming a new team, getting our player back we lost this year (his stats were too good so he couldn't play in the division we were in) and basically put together the best team possible. And if that falls through I'll just go find a team that wants me to play full time.

 

[Ty Burna]

I always tend to break up with my hands, sometimes the grinder just turns it into powder. Always burns up too fast like that unless I use the wooden Sherlock. Then its ok. Otherwise I have to have some nice chunks to burn.


Recently broke a downstem. Bad because im broke. Good because I get to finally check out a new shop round here.

I had a grinder, mostly because I stuck to just carrying a dugout with me at all times rather then a full piece. I had a number of nice pipes but in the end they're just not concealable enough and I burned through my supply way too fast. With a battie and a dug out I could make an 8th last at least 5-7 days. Far more efficient and didn't waste any weed either. Plus I didn't have to worry about people begging me to smoke them up and packing three bowls for 8 people. I sound like a dick like that for not wanting to smoke with others but fuck them, weed's expensive as shit while working a $9 an hour job.

 

[justinsayne]

Didn't you get 11 people that were willing to play? What's taking these guys so long, all you have to do is click the link, name your team, and you're done.

No, I've only gotten e-mail addresses from 7 people, other than me obviously. Habs is literally the only one that has yet to accept the invite. I'd be willing to expand the league to 10 teams, since the more teams the more fun it'll be, but IDR has yet to respond to my response to his post in the thread, so I assume he's not interested.

Yeah, that movie looks awful. Do the Wayans really have nothing better to do than parody horror films?

They could always commit mass suicide...

 

[JGlass]

No, I've only gotten e-mail addresses from 7 people, other than me obviously. Habs is literally the only one that has yet to accept the invite. I'd be willing to expand the league to 10 teams, since the more teams the more fun it'll be, but IDR has yet to respond to my response to his post in the thread, so I assume he's not interested.

Got ya. I think 10 teams would be ideal, but 8 is certainly enough.

They could always commit mass suicide...

I don't see that happening, though some might argue that it's just as productive a use of their time as making these turrible movies.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Got ya. I think 10 teams would be ideal, but 8 is certainly enough.



I don't see that happening, though some might argue that it's just as productive a use of their time as making these turrible movies.

 

[justinsayne]

Got ya. I think 10 teams would be ideal, but 8 is certainly enough.

Next year, we'll have more time to put together a bigger league & hopefully get at least 10 teams, if not more, but with the shorten season, & having to put this together this quickly I am more than fine with an 8 team league.

I don't see that happening, though some might argue that it's just as productive a use of their time as making these turrible movies.

One can dream my friend, one can dream...

 

[Ty Burna]

I'm so fucked in that Fantasy Hockey League it's not even funny.

Never done fantasy hockey or any fantasy that has the type of schedule of hockey. I'd honestly be a better fantasy basketball player because I'm pretty knowledgeable about specific players in the NBA. I know hockey quite well but if you asked me to name me the Left Wing of the Star's second line I wouldn't have a fucking clue.

 

[justinsayne]

I'm so fucked in that Fantasy Hockey League it's not even funny.

Never done fantasy hockey or any fantasy that has the type of schedule of hockey. I'd honestly be a better fantasy basketball player because I'm pretty knowledgeable about specific players in the NBA. I know hockey quite well but if you asked me to name me the Left Wing of the Star's second line I wouldn't have a fucking clue.

I really have no clue how I'm going to do in the draft, my knowledge of players is not deep either. I'm likely going to end up just winging it in the draft, much like I do in fantasy baseball, which means my team is probably going to end up being shitty.

 

[Harthan]

I found out pretty rapidly I don't like playing fantasy football or fantasy basketball. Not sure why, but baseball is the only thing I'm willing to pay consistent attention to and try to do well in. I don't even watch hockey, though I was going to try before this whole lockout shenanigans hit, so yeah, I'm definitely not touching this one.

 

[justinsayne]

I found out pretty rapidly I don't like playing fantasy football or fantasy basketball. Not sure why, but baseball is the only thing I'm willing to pay consistent attention to and try to do well in. I don't even watch hockey, though I was going to try before this whole lockout shenanigans hit, so yeah, I'm definitely not touching this one.

You should watch hockey, especially this season. With it only being 48 games teams are going to have to play at the top of their game all season, since the slightest slump could due them in & cost them a shot at the playoffs. You could root for the Blue Jackets since they're basically the Browns of the NHL. Also the new CBA is good for 10 yrs. which means 10 yrs. till the next lockout (assuming Bettman is still commish)

 

[Harthan]

You should watch hockey, especially this season. With it only being 48 games teams are going to have to play at the top of their game all season, since the slightest slump could due them in & cost them a shot at the playoffs. You could root for the Blue Jackets since they're basically the Browns of the NHL. Also the new CBA is good for 10 yrs. which means 10 yrs. till the next lockout (assuming Bettman is still commish)

I'll dig up the thread where everyone told me what teams to root for, maybe look for some of them. When do games start?

 

[justinsayne]

I'll dig up the thread where everyone told me what teams to root for, maybe look for some of them. When do games start?

I think last I heard they were aiming for a Jan. 19th start date, so like next week.