Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Miko]

I enjoy the Punk/Rock segment. Punk was just fucking fantastic last night, he was bringing. I liked The Rock too, I felt both men work the mic well together and I can't wait for the continued build of this feud.

In the continuing saga of "Theo's personal life" I've struck out with yet another lady. Though this one I didn't expect to work, I figured I'd give it a shot though. Well our age is a big issue (I figured that as I was weary upon that myself) and she wants to try and work out her marriage, which will be good for her kids. The woman around here suck. That or I just can't find any good ones. I'm gonna be single forever haha.

Married Woman? You're not Milenko, you cant beat Her kids. Run away!

They had been up and down all night long.

And Punk bought them down.

Well Daniel Bryan is better than Punk, so that makes sense.

You say normal reliability, I say repetitive shtick.

I suppose if anyone is going to besmearch 3:16 it would be Punk marks.

Fine, he's not the bully that calls everyone ******. He's the bully that calls one kid ******, one kid ***, one kid gaywad, and so on and so forth. No matter what, it's still uncreative and ridiculous.

I'll accept that, if you take out the bully part. As far as uncreative and ridiculous, well, we are in the "JBL is poopy" era.

When were you banned from this thread?

What? Never! Erm, cant remember, just remember you saying I was, couldnt remember if you were joking, but I assumed. You know how it is.

 

[JGlass]

What? Never! Erm, cant remember, just remember you saying I was, couldnt remember if you were joking, but I assumed. You know how it is.

I vaguely remember banning you as a joke, but I didn't expect you to actually abide by it. Welcome back I suppose.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I have a line in my RP "So are you down like you have an extra chromosome or do I need to sweeten the deal?"

I don't want to take it out because it fits the character and I find it funny, but I got in trouble for saying ******ed once. I'm conflicted.

 

[JGlass]

I have a line in my RP "So are you down like you have an extra chromosome or do I need to sweeten the deal?"

I don't want to take it out because it fits the character and I find it funny, but I got in trouble for saying ******ed once. I'm conflicted.

If you got in trouble for ******ed, you'll probably get in trouble for that. But know that I found it funny, albeit in a, "Holy crap, I can't believe he said that... kinda," way.

 

[Remix]

Are you down like you have trisomy? Doesn't make much sense.

 

[Theo Mays]

Generally that's a good thing...

Yes usually, but not in my use of the word suck haha.

Married Woman? You're not Milenko, you cant beat Her kids. Run away!

Well divorced. She is trying to work things out with her ex husband after a year or two of separation. I made the move at the wrong time it seems.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Look at those Florida fucks sitting on their hands:

 

[nightmare]

That was a good moment. But got damn near nowhere the reaction I was expecting. The 'choices' between chair & ladder, all while he keeps that man in the air? You arent on your feet for that? Florida was just waiting for the Rock- thats all.


Plus, when the lights went out Im sure they ignored the obvious answer that The Shield interference was imminent, and were legit expecting Taker...

 

[JGlass]

That was a good moment. But got damn near nowhere the reaction I was expecting. The 'choices' between chair & ladder, all while he keeps that man in the air? You arent on your feet for that? Florida was just waiting for the Rock- thats all.

They're all retirees, even the young people, they can't be bothered to stand up.

Plus, when the lights went out Im sure they ignored the obvious answer that The Shield interference was imminent, and were legit expecting Taker...

I figured it was Shield, but the lights out is Taker's thing, so there was a glimmer of hope that it was Taker on my end.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I might have pooped my pants if taker showed up. I know its old, and I know people bitch about him only being around for 2 months out of the year. But I still fucking love taker.

 

[Theo Mays]

My buddy is a big Taker fan (can't blame him, dude is in my all time five fave) and I had him and the rest of my group convinced Taker was coming back during Raw. I said it would be during the Punk/Rock promo battle with Raw ending with the lights flickering and the gong going giving us a debate between whether Taker had his sights on Punk or Rock.

 

[nightmare]

Im in a bad mood. Crappy day at work, irritating people everywhere I turned, etc.


So when I log on here to have some laughs- I see a red blemish on my page of green. From some jackass named Cereal Killer. Should I let it go, or drag him to town square & vent my frustration regarding his stupidity?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Im in a bad mood. Crappy day at work, irritating people everywhere I turned, etc.


So when I log on here to have some laughs- I see a red blemish on my page of green. From some jackass named Cereal Killer. Should I let it go, or drag him to town square & vent my frustration regarding his stupidity?

I'll red rep him a giant gif, just because. No one fucks with my homies.

What did he say?

 

[GI Cake]

Florida fans are only good when we have people from across the world in our stadiums. It is such an odd mix of old people, and the 20-45 age demographic of hardcore fans are too poor to actually afford tickets to games and WWE events. I don't know how many friends I have who spend $200 on LeBron James Nike Shoes but hasn't gone to a Heat game since 2008. Florida fans are just, truly awful.

 

[nightmare]

Called me a 'racist prick' for a comment I made. It was in the thread that guy made about calling out Haiku Hogan for his ST\Jesus crucifixion sig. That was 2 weeks ago & 3 pages back in the Bar Room. I feel like he was going out of his way to be a dick by going that far back & making a big deal out of a comment made that had nothing to do with him.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I have red repped one guy ever outside the wrestling sections, and it is because he made a rape joke toward my then girlfriend.

 

[GI Cake]

Called me a 'racist prick' for a comment I made. It was in the thread that guy made about calling out Haiku Hogan for his ST\Jesus crucifixion sig. That was 2 weeks ago & 3 pages back in the Bar Room. I feel like he was going out of his way to be a dick by going that far back & making a big deal out of a comment made that had nothing to do with him.

Dude, I've been getting PM's from people asking me to remove this signature because Muhammad wearing a Stormtrooper helmet is offensive, and to think I signed on to put on my old signature.

 

[The Crock]

Your sig's been reported a few times, but it isn't actually breaking any rules. I'm not surprised people have taken offense to it, though.

 

[nightmare]

That is understandable Yaz

I just called that guy on his 'tough-guy' bluff about not daring to say anything bad about the Muslim prophet. Plus the guy wasnt even Muslim, so I dont think that counts as racism.


Cereal Killer is a massive tool. So I might just call him on his bluff seeing as how he has made off color comments in regard to assaulting\killing old ladies.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I didn't catch Pancock's post at first, I thought Crock was saying people had reported my sig. I thought no way people hate ponies that much.

 

[nightmare]

They dont, just dont like them as much as you do.


Thread is up. Fuck it, Im in a foul mood.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I think I'm gonna watch Gangster Squad this weekend. I have a total man crush on Ryan Gosling.

 

[nightmare]

That looks pretty good. It has Brolin- you cant go wrong with Brolin.

 

[justinsayne]

Yeah, but he also inferred that Snickers do not have nuts, and Snickers do have nuts, thus undercutting his credibility.

I was really hoping Punk would call him on that.

Mick Foley has stated before that he thinks the best characters and promos come when guys are playing an extension of their real life self. I think that is what Punk is doing. The guy is my current favorite wrestler, but much like Shawn Michaels, I enjoy his work but I wouldn't have a drink with either man...if they did in fact drink. Punk typically comes off as a guy who hates most people and fans, which is why I think he is such a great heel. When he says things like "I sold out and cashed in on you" he probably means it. He is the same guy who once made a comment about how no one would recognize him if he walked through an airport, but when people do recognize him he usually acts like it is the biggest inconvenience ever. In his mind he really is the best in the world and he is better than everyone.

I think he is legitimately angry over how he gets treated. Back when THQ was in the process of selecting the cover athlete for WWE '13, Punk was their guy. The WWE execs told them no, put anyone on the cover but Punk. THQ went against the WWE wishes and put him on the cover. The don't promote his appearances on TV shows, but they did promote that reality show that Eve was on. I don't think it is as bad as a lot of the IWC guys will make it appear to me, but he has gripes and I think that comes through in his promos.

Just my take.

I can agree with this, I've always like Punk because I feel I just relate to him more than any other wrestler, with the whole liking comics & shit while being grumpy asshole that hates people in general. Plus he's just damn entertaining.

I think I'm gonna watch Gangster Squad this weekend. I have a total man crush on Ryan Gosling.

I plan on seeing it as well, but not because of some man crush on Ryan Gosling, more to do with a crush on Emma Stone. Though honestly the entire cast looks promising.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I too have a crush on Ms. Stone, but I assumed everyone did, so I didn't mention it.

Oh and this