Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[nightmare]

So I just watched 'The Possesion'. Average horror movie. Not really any gore, just so-so scares. A bit of creepy & apparently Matisyahu plays (wait for it....) a Jew.


So a Jewish reggae rapper, shaves his beard & dyes his hair blonde to become 'more himself'- later just to be typecast in a Jewish role. How did that work out for ya?

 

[justinsayne]

It's good to have Justified back, finally something worth watching on Tuesday nights again.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I always tell myself to watch Justified but never do. It looks good and like something I'd be into, but I never watch. I do that a lot. Like Breaking Bad I didn't get into until the middle of Season 2. Community I didn't first watch until two episodes left in the first season. Parks and Rec was season 2.

 

[justinsayne]

I always tell myself to watch Justified but never do. It looks good and like something I'd be into, but I never watch. I do that a lot. Like Breaking Bad I didn't get into until the middle of Season 2. Community I didn't first watch until two episodes left in the first season. Parks and Rec was season 2.

Season 2 is a pretty good jumping on point for Parks & Rec, it's much better than the first season.

 

[nightmare]

Thats for sure. Parks & Rec gets much better.


Im waiting to watch Justified until I can sit & watch all episodes back to back. Just have not had time. I hear really good things though.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Justified premiere tonight was good but not great for me, good setup for whats to come but I felt it could have been better.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm gonna change my av because goddamn it Kofi needs more love. Plus I'm tired of looking at the misspelled "Griffen" in the old av. Also I love black cock. So you know it just seems like the right thing to do.

 

[Harthan]

I'm gonna change my av because goddamn it Kofi needs more love. Plus I'm tired of looking at the misspelled "Griffen" in the old av. Also I love black cock. So you know it just seems like the right thing to do.

If it weren't for the pony in your sig, I'd have no idea who the hell you were.

(Says the guy who has changed literally every part of his profile in the last several days)

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why would you do that?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

If it weren't for the pony in your sig, I'd have no idea who the hell you were.

(Says the guy who has changed literally every part of his profile in the last several days)

Don't worry, I'll keep ponies in the sig for a while.

Aside from ejoying the show, it makes people PM me and rep me with things like "That show is for girls" or "You are a ****** cause you watch that show" or "Are you a girl"

 

[Harthan]

Don't worry, I'll keep ponies in the sig for a while.

Aside from ejoying the show, it makes people PM me and rep me with things like "That show is for girls" or "You are a ****** cause you watch that show" or "Are you a girl"

Good man. Let those who are filled with vile spew their hatred upon you, for they are without redemption. We have the true strength of ponies on our side.

 

[justinsayne]

If it weren't for the pony in your sig, I'd have no idea who the hell you were.

(Says the guy who has changed literally every part of his profile in the last several days)

I almost red repped you once in this thread cause I saw your sig & avatar & thought you were Dagger.

 

[JGlass]

I really, REALLY need to make a bartending resume, but I really, REALLY have no idea where to start. I'm getting to the point where I figure I'll just throw something together since it's probably better to have something than nothing at all, even if that something is kind of crumby.

 

[Барбоса]

Make one inspired by movies.

 

[justinsayne]

I really, REALLY need to make a bartending resume, but I really, REALLY have no idea where to start. I'm getting to the point where I figure I'll just throw something together since it's probably better to have something than nothing at all, even if that something is kind of crumby.

I had a friend who was a bartender for years, I text him last night to see if he had any tips when I saw your facebook post, he said he never made a bartending resume, he just applied for the job & got it.

I suppose you could do something like this

Spoiler

Though I do have to question that persons judgment in going after a bartending job & putting down that his bartender license is expired & his certification is not current. Those seem like things that you prevent you from getting a job, & thus not things you would be wanting to share on a resume.

EDIT: AND DON'T FORGET THE GLITTER!!!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Body glitter.

 

[JGlass]

I had a friend who was a bartender for years, I text him last night to see if he had any tips when I saw your facebook post, he said he never made a bartending resume, he just applied for the job & got it.

I suppose you could do something like this

Spoiler

Though I do have to question that persons judgment in going after a bartending job & putting down that his bartender license is expired & his certification is not current. Those seem like things that you prevent you from getting a job, & thus not things you would be wanting to share on a resume.

EDIT: AND DON'T FORGET THE GLITTER!!!

Well that is encouraging, hopefully they won't ask me for a resume, though I'll have one on hand just in case. I'm thinking of making it look like a menu or something, which I figure shouldn't be too hard. I wish I knew how to photoshop, that would make everything a lot prettier. I'm going to try to hit up a few bars on my way to run some errands today, and hopefully I return with good news!

 

[JGlass]

Well that is encouraging, hopefully they won't ask me for a resume, though I'll have one on hand just in case. I'm thinking of making it look like a menu or something, which I figure shouldn't be too hard. I wish I knew how to photoshop, that would make everything a lot prettier. I'm going to try to hit up a few bars on my way to run some errands today, and hopefully I return with good news!

Scratch that, I'm just going to do that tomorrow when it's potentially warmer and less likely to rain.

 

[The Doctor]

Forgive me for being a shilling bastard, but CNW's first episode of the new year will be on in an hour (5PM EST) and of course any additional viewers would be lovely. Plus obviously if anyone's interested in joining, the best thing you can do is show you're paying attention to the product.

http://www.twitch.tv/armbarerrorsociety

Plus, hey, it's always fun to book and hopefully fun to watch. And feedback is lovely on all sides. Plus, my beautiful announcing voice! Think of all the good things!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Maybe it was just me but Rock seemed more natural with Punk than he did when working with Cena on the Road to Mania last year (Note: I thought he and Cena worked far better with each other in 2011 than in 2012). Punk also seemed to relish being in the ring with Dwayne. Very much enjoyed their promo together.

 

[JGlass]

Maybe it was just me but Rock seemed more natural with Punk than he did when working with Cena on the Road to Mania last year (Note: I thought he and Cena worked far better with each other in 2011 than in 2012). Punk also seemed to relish being in the ring with Dwayne. Very much enjoyed their promo together.

Eh, there were moments he seemed comfortable with Cena, there were moments he looked like a mess. The fact that he had about 6 months or so to prepare for this speech probably helped matters.

 

[nightmare]

I'm gonna change my av because goddamn it Kofi needs more love. Plus I'm tired of looking at the misspelled "Griffen" in the old av. Also I love black cock. So you know it just seems like the right thing to do.

KOFI IS BLACK?!?!?!????? Mind = blown....

I watch RAW on a portable 7 inch black & white screen in my moms basement, so I just assumed he was a white guy with a Jamacian gimmick who took the 'black face' thing a bit too far.


Huh, learn something new everyday....

I really, REALLY need to make a bartending resume, but I really, REALLY have no idea where to start. I'm getting to the point where I figure I'll just throw something together since it's probably better to have something than nothing at all, even if that something is kind of crumby.

You can put me down & ill say you worked for me at the bar I own. I dont own a bar, rather its a garage where alcohol is consumed. There is a table & chairs though- so yeah, fuck it- I own a bar.


My number is 512 477 0101. If a guy answers & says 'Dominoes Pizza' just ignore him. Thats a homeless guy we gave a job to so he feels important. He literally works for paperclips & chicken skin. Crazy cheap- I know. Just order a pizza & tell him you want xtra glass & jewish rye breadsticks. That way I know its you calling.

 

[nightmare]

....creepy...

 

[justinsayne]

All we need to have a full 8 team league for fantasy hockey is for Habs to accept the invite sitting in his email.

Really sick of seeing the fucking commercial for that ******ed Haunted House pile of shit.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

All we need to have a full 8 team league for fantasy hockey is for Habs to accept the invite sitting in his email.

Really sick of seeing the fucking commercial for that ******ed Haunted House pile of shit.

When I went to watch Djano they played that trailer, and followed it up with the trailer for Scary Movie 5. The only difference was the skin color of the main actors.