Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Nate DaMac]

I wish the NFL regular season was like 34 weeks long. Fuck their health, I'm tired of being bored for 2/3 of the damn year.

Hey Charlie, are you a fan of Bill Burr?

 

[justinsayne]

I wish the NFL regular season was like 34 weeks long. Fuck their health, I'm tired of being bored for 2/3 of the damn year.

I don't know about 34 weeks, then it might get boring like baseball does, but I do wish it was a little longer, it seems to always go by so damn fast.

Hey Charlie, are you a fan of Bill Burr?

Bill Burr is awesome, I saw he's got 3 shows at the Wilbur soon, if I lived in or near Boston I'd definitely be hitting that up.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Bill Burr is awesome, I saw he's got 3 shows at the Wilbur soon, if I lived in or near Boston I'd definitely be hitting that up.

Pretty much sold out.

 

[justinsayne]

Pretty much sold out.

S'ok, he's got like 3 hrs. of standup on Netflix instant you can watch, including his newest special.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Between Louis, Bill Burr, Jim Jeffries, Anthony Jezelnik, and Hannibal Buress, I never run out of shit to watch/listen to on Youtube.

 

[JGlass]

Well I don't know about hitting them with the bow and arrow, whenever I need Shark pelt I take a jet ski out and just start running over sharks, best fun I had hitting sharks ever.

Oh you can run them over with waverunners? Shit, I always just shot them with my sniper rifle from the shore. That would have been so much easier.

When you take over bases, do you do it all stealth like or are you a guns blazin' type?

I wish the NFL regular season was like 34 weeks long. Fuck their health, I'm tired of being bored for 2/3 of the damn year.

No, that would suck so hard for the teams that suck. Putting up with the Jets for 17 weeks is hard enough.

 

[GI Cake]

Oh you can run them over with waverunners? Shit, I always just shot them with my sniper rifle from the shore. That would have been so much easier.

When you take over bases, do you do it all stealth like or are you a guns blazin' type?

I'm playing it on Hard, and before getting a bunch of my major tech, and ammo I was sneaking in with Bow and Arrow. My favorite thing is to takedown a guard, then plant a mine on his body and letting his friends discover it and BOOM.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I wish the NFL regular season was like 34 weeks long. Fuck their health, I'm tired of being bored for 2/3 of the damn year.

Hey Charlie, are you a fan of Bill Burr?

That would be pretty cool. The Chiefs might get that third win.

 

[JGlass]

I'm playing it on Hard, and before getting a bunch of my major tech, and ammo I was sneaking in with Bow and Arrow. My favorite thing is to takedown a guard, then plant a mine on his body and letting his friends discover it and BOOM.

That's brilliant! My favorite move comes once you get one of the Spider perks (I think) where you takedown a guy, pull out his knife, and then throw it at another guard. It's really useful if there are two in a particular area of the base.

Wait until you get to the second island where there are a ton of heavies, those guys are a real bitch to take down in stealth mode.

 

[GI Cake]

That's brilliant! My favorite move comes once you get one of the Spider perks (I think) where you takedown a guy, pull out his knife, and then throw it at another guard. It's really useful if there are two in a particular area of the base.

Wait until you get to the second island where there are a ton of heavies, those guys are a real bitch to take down in stealth mode.

I'm one of those guys who tries to do as much as the side-quest/filler stuff before doing the main quest, so I have all these level up points, but nothing to spend it on, the take downs are going to be something I'm going to invest heavily in.

Also this plot is great, but this part is really confusing the shit out of me.

Spoiler

So I just rescued two of Jason's friends, and in the underground cave, they want to rebuild this old, shitter boat and escape the island. Before this I successfully traveled on patrol boats, wave runners, and hang gliders. These bitches can't be serious about spending their time putting together a rotting boat, are they?

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

£13 for the first season of Community on iTunes. Worth the punt?

 

[Барбоса]

I played that at GamesCom over the summer. Played pretty well and really made good use of the controller. I probably would have enjoyed it more in a better environment, as a five-minute trial in a crowded warehouse isn't really the best place to wrap your head around a new console.

First play definitely suggests that the gamepad has been used well.

Unfortunately, I accidentally skipped through the opening credits so I have no idea why Arkham City actually exists.

 

[GI Cake]

First play definitely suggests that the gamepad has been used well.

Unfortunately, I accidentally skipped through the opening credits so I have no idea why Arkham City actually exists.

The general gist is that Gothom has such a surplus in crazy people that it is just safer to stash them away in a corner of the city with high walls and guards with guns watching over them and throwing crazy people in. Kinda like the movie, Escape from New York.

 

[JGlass]

I'm one of those guys who tries to do as much as the side-quest/filler stuff before doing the main quest, so I have all these level up points, but nothing to spend it on, the take downs are going to be something I'm going to invest heavily in.

Yeah, you need to progress through the game in order to unlock most of those perks, some of which are extremely useful.

Also this plot is great, but this part is really confusing the shit out of me.

Spoiler

So I just rescued two of Jason's friends, and in the underground cave, they want to rebuild this old, shitter boat and escape the island. Before this I successfully traveled on patrol boats, wave runners, and hang gliders. These bitches can't be serious about spending their time putting together a rotting boat, are they?

Spoiler

I actually thought the plot was straight up ridiculous, but it is exciting, I'll give you that. As for their escape plan... I have no idea why they want to use that huge ass ship when they could easily hop on one of those power boats with a machine gun mounted on top of it. That's a fair point.

£13 for the first season of Community on iTunes. Worth the punt?

I would say yes... or just download it off the internet.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Damn the buffalo in in Far Cry are tough. I just hit one with a truck and it still had enough in it to keep running as I chased after it putting about ten SMG rounds in it before it dropped.

 

[GI Cake]

Okay tried ambushing a fortress. I ended up getting mauled by a tiger. Motherfucker.

Also where can I find a Tapir? I can find sharks, dragons, and even bear pelts, but I don't even know where to search for those things.

 

[GI Cake]

Okay second times the charm raiding this fortress.

I did a jumping takedown on a dude, placed a mine on him and sneaked across to the other side of the base, I threw a rock to grab the attention of the body, as a result it killed two guards and a fucking dog. I took out the last two dudes with the takedown knife execution.

Seriously this game has me far more hooked than any other open world game I've played.

 

[JGlass]

Damn the buffalo in in Far Cry are tough. I just hit one with a truck and it still had enough in it to keep running as I chased after it putting about ten SMG rounds in it before it dropped.

Yeah man, animals in this game are fucking TOUGH. Tigers can take a full round of assault rifle ammo before going down.

Okay second times the charm raiding this fortress.

I did a jumping takedown on a dude, placed a mine on him and sneaked across to the other side of the base, I threw a rock to grab the attention of the body, as a result it killed two guards and a fucking dog. I took out the last two dudes with the takedown knife execution.

Seriously this game has me far more hooked than any other open world game I've played.

It's awesome shit like that that makes this game awesome. My particular favorite way of taking out a fort is releasing a tiger and picking off guys with my silenced sniper rifle while the Tiger has them all distracted. It also works with feral dogs.

 

[Beastmode 24]

What game are ya'll talkin about?

 

[JGlass]

Far Cry 3. It's fantastic.

 

[Beastmode 24]

Ahh I see. I'm actually playing FIFA 13 right now. First time actually playing a soccer game

 

[nightmare]

Ahh I see. I'm actually playing FIFA 13 right now. First time actually playing a soccer game

Maybe with enough virtual practice\exercise, you can someday play a live game with your son. You know, before diabetes takes your foot.

 

[GI Cake]

If not, she can always be the goal, she always enjoyed having a bunch of European men try and force their balls inside her.

 

[Beastmode 24]

Damn

 

[nightmare]

If not, she can always be the goal, she always enjoyed having a bunch of European men try and force their balls inside her.

Point awarded to Team Pancake.


Im surprised she is playing FIFA. I guess you made her stop playing Burger Tycoon after she tried to slather the controller in BBQ sauce again.