Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Coco]

Et tu, Thriller?

You don't remember?

 

[Beastmode 24]

I was really drunk and in a bad place that night, ok?

 

[JGlass]

I was really drunk and in a bad place that night, ok?

Apart from the Wendy's BJ line, you are doing a terrible job portraying Pancake's mother. She's a very classy lady, she's just a gigantic **** that happens to love Wendy's.

 

[Beastmode 24]

I'm trying as best as I can ok?

 

[justinsayne]

I'm pretty sure you have already

As the bag says, well done.

 

[nightmare]

Apart from the Wendy's BJ line, you are doing a terrible job portraying Pancake's mother. She's a very classy lady, she's just a gigantic **** that happens to love Wendy's.

Actually she also has a dark secret. During the day, she is just a gigantic ****. As seen here:

But at night, when there is danger- she becomes:

Spoiler

The Fantastic Flying Fat-Ass!

 

[justinsayne]

The first pic probably could've gone in spoiler tags as well, nobody needs to see that, nobody.

 

[Beastmode 24]

I look nothing like that.

 

[nightmare]

The first pic probably could've gone in spoiler tags as well, nobody needs to see that, nobody.

She is too gigantic for spoiler tags. Only her masked alter-ego has the power to contain her massive frame.

I look nothing like that.

Yeah, that was when you were 100 lbs lighter. Couldnt find a recent pic.

Just a question though- Why is your gut propped up on that wooden fence post?

 

[Beastmode 24]

Do you know the back problems I have trying to carry that thing around all day?

 

[JGlass]

I can only assume those green spots on her abdomen are fungi that live symbiotically off of her, feasting on her sweat which packs all the same nutrients as a Wendy's Super Jumbo Meal and a diet coke.

 

[nightmare]

I never understood those that order a large, cholesterol packed meal- but choose a 'diet' soda for a drink. Do they feel better because they say the word diet? Will a normal soda just take them over the edge and cause a coma? Does the word just make it seem like less of a problem?


I wonder if that works for other things?


I did not really hurt him, I 'diet' crippled him...

Dont worry, she is only 'diet' pregnant...

I paid a lot for my car, cant I just get the 'diet' version of insurance to save money?...

 

[JGlass]

I never understood those that order a large, cholesterol packed meal- but choose a 'diet' soda for a drink. Do they feel better because they say the word diet? Will a normal soda just take them over the edge and cause a coma? Does the word just make it seem like less of a problem?

Some people just like the taste of diet soda better than regular soda. Of course, these people are inhuman monsters that need to be weeded out, but they have gathered enough like-minded individuals to convince the general populace that this is a perfectly normal preference.

I wonder if that works for other things?


I did not really hurt him, I 'diet' crippled him...

Dont worry, she is only 'diet' pregnant...

I paid a lot for my car, cant I just get the 'diet' version of insurance to save money?...

Not your best work.

 

[GI Cake]

Okay, Farcry 3 is fucking brilliant. Never in my life before have I ever decided it was a good idea to go into shark infested waters and hunt fucking shark.

Best $60 I spent this December.

 

[nightmare]

Some people just like the taste of diet soda better than regular soda. Of course, these people are inhuman monsters that need to be weeded out, but they have gathered enough like-minded individuals to convince the general populace that this is a perfectly normal preference.

I just cant stand the taste of diet drinks. Real sodas taste good. If you dont want all that comes with it, then drink something else. If it ever comes down to it & real soda is somehow banned- I will stockpile cases just like prohibition. Make a damn killing in the underground soda market.

Not your best work.

I thought 'diet' pregnant was good. Should have stopped with that one.



On a completely un-related note... I cant seem to find time to finish this damn WZCW character. All the thoughts in my head just wont come together on paper. Although, I did have an idea about him being managed by a Grizzly bear. Its the perfect 'anti' manager because he wont speak- but god help you if you try to interfere in a match.

Plus, riding down the ramp on the back of a giant bear seems fun and intimidating.

 

[justinsayne]

AC2 is finally starting to get fun, I look forward to getting better weapons are really being able to kick some ass. I especially like throwing archers off buildings, that's just fun in a twisted sort of way.

I'm already thinking of my next game, since Last of Us won't be out for a few more months I'm thinking I'm either likely going to pick up Arkham City or Max Payne 3 when I'm done with AC2.

 

[GI Cake]

AC2 is finally starting to get fun, I look forward to getting better weapons are really being able to kick some ass. I especially like throwing archers off buildings, that's just fun in a twisted sort of way.

I'm already thinking of my next game, since Last of Us won't be out for a few more months I'm thinking I'm either likely going to pick up Arkham City or Max Payne 3 when I'm done with AC2.

If you're starting to become a fan of AC, then I would suggest Arkham City. The same general gist of free roam stealth, just with The God Damn Batman. Max Payne 3 is good, but at times it just go so freaking difficult for the most stupidest reasons ever.

 

[JGlass]

Okay, Farcry 3 is fucking brilliant. Never in my life before have I ever decided it was a good idea to go into shark infested waters and hunt fucking shark.

Best $60 I spent this December.

There it is! Yeah, the game has its fair share of problems, but they're all minor and are made up for by crazy shit like this. I did one Path of the Hunter mission where you have to kill a special shark with a bow and arrow. It was difficult, it was ridiculous, but it was awesome.

I just cant stand the taste of diet drinks. Real sodas taste good. If you dont want all that comes with it, then drink something else. If it ever comes down to it & real soda is somehow banned- I will stockpile cases just like prohibition. Make a damn killing in the underground soda market.

Plus, while diet soda is better for you calorie wise, it's still full of chemicals and it's still going to bloat your body.

On a completely un-related note... I cant seem to find time to finish this damn WZCW character. All the thoughts in my head just wont come together on paper. Although, I did have an idea about him being managed by a Grizzly bear. Its the perfect 'anti' manager because he wont speak- but god help you if you try to interfere in a match.

Doc and I were going to have Saxton and Saboteur managed by a grizzly bear named Henry from one of our earlier, pre-official tag team Saxton and Saboteur adventure. We never got around to it. We've had lots of ideas that we've never gotten around to.

AC2 is finally starting to get fun, I look forward to getting better weapons are really being able to kick some ass. I especially like throwing archers off buildings, that's just fun in a twisted sort of way.

I'm already thinking of my next game, since Last of Us won't be out for a few more months I'm thinking I'm either likely going to pick up Arkham City or Max Payne 3 when I'm done with AC2.

I vote Far Cry 3. But you're a big Batman fan so I think Arkham City would be right up your alley.

 

[Барбоса]

Arkham City for the Wii U has arrived with me. Yet to play it, but the reviews are very promising.

 

[The Doctor]

Arkham City for the Wii U has arrived with me. Yet to play it, but the reviews are very promising.

I played that at GamesCom over the summer. Played pretty well and really made good use of the controller. I probably would have enjoyed it more in a better environment, as a five-minute trial in a crowded warehouse isn't really the best place to wrap your head around a new console.

 

[Remix]

AC2 is finally starting to get fun, I look forward to getting better weapons are really being able to kick some ass. I especially like throwing archers off buildings, that's just fun in a twisted sort of way.

I'm already thinking of my next game, since Last of Us won't be out for a few more months I'm thinking I'm either likely going to pick up Arkham City or Max Payne 3 when I'm done with AC2.

Dishonored is also worth a look, for the record.

 

[Miko]

The gems you find with the search function. Sorry about rehashing old stuff in your thread J.

I think once Miko had some direction when we added him to the AoC group is when he really flourished. He has consistently wrote great RP's and became one of the people I always took the opportunity to read immediately and when I left creative I still make it a point to read his RP's. His virtual reality RP's of the chapel and making S.H.I.T. contemplate his situations in an almost human type way brought a real nice dichotomy to his gimmick. It was a great pleasure to work with him during the AoC storyline and was more then happy to take that devastating overhand chop when they disbanded.

Also I was hell bent on writing that overhand chop as the devastating attack it should be. I especially enjoyed writing the part of the KC match where he's holding Titus down and just raining down chop after chop. I loved it.

<3, thanks, as if I havent thanked you loads already, but one more cant hurt. I really had no idea that RP was considered one of my best either, but the people think so it seems.

Hey, umm, listen man, now that your back in the fed, is there a chance that you can rejoin creative full time? I wouldnt ask but its just that I kind of haven't won a match since you left and I think we can both agree that my win/loss record is more important than you spending time with your family.

True, it's just that Saxton, Saboteur, SHIT while they are goofy characters they can be taken seriously more often than Krypto. But as long as I'm doing something interesting with Krypto it doesn't matter.

Hmm, like what JGlass said, what makes SHIT any more believable than Krypto? I'll say if anything SHIT started out less believable than Krypto, I'll add to that point.

First;

And if that wasnt enough, second;

I wont say that I took any great pains to be taken seriously, I just got better at writing quickly and had an idea of where I was going in my head, I have people like Ty and Red Skull to thank for that. If being taken seriously worries you though, it's kind of down on you to do it.

 

[justinsayne]

I vote Far Cry 3. But you're a big Batman fan so I think Arkham City would be right up your alley.

Yeah, also the fact that I enjoyed the first Arkham game & enjoyed the demo to Arkham City lead me to beleive it would be money well spent. I'm also looking at stuff I can buy used, & for fairly cheap. I can get Arkham City for $20, & Max Payne 3 for $35. I have Fry Cry 2, it's not very good, but if I have time trial on PS+ for Farcry 3 then maybe I'll give that a shot on New Years.

Dishonored is also worth a look, for the record.

I see if I have time trial for it, if so I'll giver a whirl, though I've not seen anything about that game that makes me think I'm going to love it, & I'm really not interested in buying brand new games right now.

 

[JGlass]

The gems you find with the search function. Sorry about rehashing old stuff in your thread J.

Apology not accepted, you are hereby banned from this thread.

But really, I am happy to see that the characters that people love the most this year are the ones that take advantage of the whimsical reality (or lack thereof) of WZCW. Saxton, Saboteur, S.H.I.T., Krypto, Barbosa, Remix's plethora of characters, and even the Strikeforce duo brought something unique to the table with this first person RPs. It was a good year for progress.

 

[GI Cake]

There it is! Yeah, the game has its fair share of problems, but they're all minor and are made up for by crazy shit like this. I did one Path of the Hunter mission where you have to kill a special shark with a bow and arrow. It was difficult, it was ridiculous, but it was awesome.

Well I don't know about hitting them with the bow and arrow, whenever I need Shark pelt I take a jet ski out and just start running over sharks, best fun I had hitting sharks ever.