Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Richard Blonoff]

IIRC, and it has been a while since I played, you can only have three members travel with you right? It was sort of a pain going back to swap people out.

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah, only three at a time, but you can hit Y to bring up the party switch menu which is pretty helpful.

 

[Harthan]

Those "rules" kinda limit any discussion that could really go on in that thread, fucking dumb.

Tell me about it. I was going to talk about Dolph Ziggler, and then I was like, "Oh, I can't talk about Dolph Ziggler."

Whelp.

 

[JGlass]

Yeah I looked it up a walkthrough on IGN, & after 3 more tries I won the race, now I'm suppose to follow this fuckhead brother up another tower, & everytime I attempt to climb I get about half way up & he does some stupid bullshit push off jump off the side. I tried of chasing my fucking "brother" around fucking Italy, I want to start doing some god damn assassin shit already. I might have to put this game away for the night, I am getting far to frustrated with it.

EDIT: OK, finally finished that damn part.

Congratulations on taking 12 times to beat a mission it takes most people one to beat (two at most). Sadly, you have to do a few more missions that involve running around like a maniac before you get to do any assassinating, but you'll get there buddy.

So you made an Italian guy do what you said by pulling on his joystick? Is this a daily activity for you? Is this something you do with friends?


I hope you at least used some hand sanitizer...

Well played, nightmare. Well played.

Man, it's so hard to pick someone to stay at the End of Time, all the party members I've met so far are so cool and useful!

I know, and I especially felt bad when they were the only ones being left behind. Call me crazy, but I decided to leave Robo behind because I figured he could just shut down his systems and rest until I decided I needed him again. Then I realized how high is attack was, and I think I swapped him in for Lucca.

IIRC, and it has been a while since I played, you can only have three members travel with you right? It was sort of a pain going back to swap people out.

Like Doc said, you don't actually have to go back, you can hit Y at any point in time and swap. It's extremely useful because if you have someone that's almost dead, no health items, and you're saving your MP for a battle, you can swap that person out.

 

[justinsayne]

Congratulations on taking 12 times to beat a mission it takes most people one to beat (two at most). Sadly, you have to do a few more missions that involve running around like a maniac before you get to do any assassinating, but you'll get there buddy.

Yes, I know, I looked at the walkthrough & decided to turn it off for the night after the paperboy mission. I was also in an exceptionally grumpy & impatient mood last night, not sure if you noticed. I blame this stupid fucking snow we got, & the fact that because of the snow it took me an extra 25 mins. to get home.

Speaking of snow, & traffic, you would think that people who live in South Dakota, & state that gets hit with snow every fucking damn year, would know how to fucking drive in the shit, & know that they need to slow the fuck down. The people with 4 wheel drive especially piss me off, yes you have 4 wheel fucking drive, that doesn't mean you brakes are going to function any better in the wet slick icy shit you dumb motherfuckers! It would also be nice, living in South Dakota where it snows on a regular basis in the winter, if the city would send the plows out to clear the fucking roads BEFORE the turn to total shit, & then at least try to keep them clear until it stops snowing. In short I fuckin' hate snow. Ulla, the god of snowfall can go fuck himself for being an Asgardian asshole.

 

[.]

Did WWE unintentionally make Brad Maddox a rib at Zack Ryder?
He's young guy who doesn't deserve a spot
He forces himself into the limelight against the company's wishes
He's given opportunity after opportunity because "HE HAS A YOUTUBE SHOW"
He still thinks he deserves to be a top star, even though he blows

I will laugh if Maddox gets his contract by beating Zack.

 

[justinsayne]

Maddox has a Youtube show? who knew?

 

[nightmare]

Maddox is just terrible all around. I dont get why they allowed him on screen. Especially when that spot could have gone to another NXT guy or some indy wrestler with more to offer.


Just a side note. Can we get a Japanese wrestler who is actually good & who is actually Japanese? There is alot of talent out there from other countries, but of the one country with the biggest wrestling fanbase\promotions- we have none. Well there is Yoshi but he is crap & we all know Tensai is Asian by association. Just seems like we could have at least a good tag team on the roster given all the talent in Japan.

 

[justinsayne]

Maddox is just terrible all around. I dont get why they allowed him on screen. Especially when that spot could have gone to another NXT guy or some indy wrestler with more to offer.


Just a side note. Can we get a Japanese wrestler who is actually good & who is actually Japanese? There is alot of talent out there from other countries, but of the one country with the biggest wrestling fanbase\promotions- we have none. Well there is Yoshi but he is crap & we all know Tensai is Asian by association. Just seems like we could have at least a good tag team on the roster given all the talent in Japan.

I wouldn't mind seeing Tajiri come back. Aside from that I could care less about Japanese wrestling.

 

[¡Roján!]

When Brad Maddox but his hand on Teddy Long's shoulder and Long turned round and said ''You don't know me like that'', Brad Maddox won me over.

 

[GI Cake]

So good news, I got a job interview with Gamestop. Bad news I woke up with a huge cold, I think it was Justin's hatred and animosity for the store that caused it.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

So good news, I got a job interview with Gamestop. Bad news I woke up with a huge cold, I think it was Justin's hatred and animosity for the store that caused it.

Did you lose another job?

I wouldn't work at Gamestop again for any amount of money. It seems like an awesome job, but you leave everyday hating yourself.

 

[Remix]

So, Pancake will leave work feeling like his mother?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Pretty much, except he won't make as much money.

 

[JGlass]

Yes, I know, I looked at the walkthrough & decided to turn it off for the night after the paperboy mission. I was also in an exceptionally grumpy & impatient mood last night, not sure if you noticed. I blame this stupid fucking snow we got, & the fact that because of the snow it took me an extra 25 mins. to get home.

Speaking of snow, & traffic, you would think that people who live in South Dakota, & state that gets hit with snow every fucking damn year, would know how to fucking drive in the shit, & know that they need to slow the fuck down. The people with 4 wheel drive especially piss me off, yes you have 4 wheel fucking drive, that doesn't mean you brakes are going to function any better in the wet slick icy shit you dumb motherfuckers! It would also be nice, living in South Dakota where it snows on a regular basis in the winter, if the city would send the plows out to clear the fucking roads BEFORE the turn to total shit, & then at least try to keep them clear until it stops snowing. In short I fuckin' hate snow. Ulla, the god of snowfall can go fuck himself for being an Asgardian asshole.

I figured it was the game that made you grumpy, but I'm glad to hear it was the snow. AC2 is probably my favorite game in the series, and while the gameplay isn't as good as AC Brotherhood, it has the best story and most interesting mysteries in any of the games.

Snow, on the other hand, sucks balls. It's supposed to snow here tomorrow, but thankfully it's only a couple of inches.

Did WWE unintentionally make Brad Maddox a rib at Zack Ryder?
He's young guy who doesn't deserve a spot
He forces himself into the limelight against the company's wishes
He's given opportunity after opportunity because "HE HAS A YOUTUBE SHOW"
He still thinks he deserves to be a top star, even though he blows

I will laugh if Maddox gets his contract by beating Zack.

That's an interesting point, but I doubt he's a rib so much as the WWE trying to see if they can recreate Ryder's success. My bet is no, mostly because...

Maddox is just terrible all around. I dont get why they allowed him on screen. Especially when that spot could have gone to another NXT guy or some indy wrestler with more to offer.

He's just all sorts of awful. He's probably the worst thing WWE has put on television in years. I'd rather watch Dennis Miller's segments on the Raw he guest hosted than anything involving Brad Maddox. Can't talk, can't wrestle, can't sell, can't be entertaining to save his life.

Just a side note. Can we get a Japanese wrestler who is actually good & who is actually Japanese? There is alot of talent out there from other countries, but of the one country with the biggest wrestling fanbase\promotions- we have none. Well there is Yoshi but he is crap & we all know Tensai is Asian by association. Just seems like we could have at least a good tag team on the roster given all the talent in Japan.

No.

Well, maybe, but first they have to find an Asian that can get over. I mean, the NBA has struggled to get more than one Asian over at a time, and Asians LOVE basketball.

So good news, I got a job interview with Gamestop. Bad news I woke up with a huge cold, I think it was Justin's hatred and animosity for the store that caused it.

That's great news. Your skill in and knowledge of video games makes you an ideal candidate for the job. Just be prepared to spend half your time dealing with parents that are buying games for kids that have no idea what they're doing.

 

[Harthan]

I think the biggest problem with working at Gamestop would probably be having to sell people stuff they don't want. I've heard that you have to rack up a certain number of preorders or Game Informer subscriptions or something or you get shown the door.

 

[GI Cake]

From what I have heard from friends who work there, it is the most competitive retail job they have had. The trick is just to lose all sense of morals and allow 9 year old kids to buy Gears of War 3 or whatever game they want, and always sell it to the kid, not the parents.

That's if I don't bomb the interview with the massive amount of flem built up in my head.

 

[nightmare]

I wouldn't mind seeing Tajiri come back. Aside from that I could care less about Japanese wrestling.

There are some great guys out there. Different style, but what Chikara is doing proves they can entertain. Have you seen any Chikara or NJPW?

No.

Well, maybe, but first they have to find an Asian that can get over. I mean, the NBA has struggled to get more than one Asian over at a time, and Asians LOVE basketball.

Tajiri and Funaki were great and pretty damn over. In fact, I would love to see Funaki and Santino have a few skits. Classic stuff right there. Plus, even if Tajiri is older now- I still want to see him trade kicks with someone. Tajiri vs Daniel Bryan would be bad ass.



Im willing to bet if they put half the effort in a new Japanese talent that they did with Sin Cara- it could work great. You know, someone talented who doesnt spend their first year being injured and botching spots. Thats not too much to ask. Plus it plays into the diverse WWE universe with another demographic.

 

[Beastmode 24]

So, Pancake will leave work feeling like his mother?

Fuck you.

 

[Beastmode 24]

Pretty much, except he won't make as much money.

And you

 

[The Crock]

Fuck you.

And you

...getting a head start, eh?

 

[Beastmode 24]

And you Crock. You're the top of the list.

 

[JGlass]

There are some great guys out there. Different style, but what Chikara is doing proves they can entertain. Have you seen any Chikara or NJPW?

Tajiri and Funaki were great and pretty damn over. In fact, I would love to see Funaki and Santino have a few skits. Classic stuff right there. Plus, even if Tajiri is older now- I still want to see him trade kicks with someone. Tajiri vs Daniel Bryan would be bad ass.

Having entertaining Asians is one thing, and the WWE has had plenty over the years. Hell, Yoshi Tatsu is an entertaining Asian wrestler. But there haven't been any Asians that can actually draw in America in a very long time, unless you count Samoans.

Im willing to bet if they put half the effort in a new Japanese talent that they did with Sin Cara- it could work great. You know, someone talented who doesnt spend their first year being injured and botching spots. Thats not too much to ask. Plus it plays into the diverse WWE universe with another demographic.

I'm willing to bet WWE has explored the possibility of pushing Asian stars with this type of thinking, but they probably haven't found anyone that they thought would work. The WWE, believe it or not, has a pretty good track record of knowing whom to push and when. Maybe the time isn't right for an Asian superstar.

And you Crock. You're the top of the list.

What a lucky guy! How did he manage that, did he promise you 3 baconators and a large frosty?

 

[Beastmode 24]

.....maybe

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Having entertaining Asians is one thing, and the WWE has had plenty over the years. Hell, Yoshi Tatsu is an entertaining Asian wrestler. But there haven't been any Asians that can actually draw in America in a very long time, unless you count Samoans.

How is Yoshi Tatsu supposed to draw when he barely speaks English?