Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Richard Blonoff]

My good computer went belly-up yesterday for no reason, my PS3 isn't connecting to the internet, and the keyboard on this laptop is garbage.

On the plus side, I finally beat Majora's Mask with all masks today. First time playing through the whole thing by myself at an age where I could really appreciate it. It's solidified itself as my favorite game of all time. Just amazing.

I have some news that may cheer you up. I got a spot reserved in CNW, I'm going to sit down with WWE '13 in the next day or two and work on a new CAW for the app. Dan said you had some very kind words to say about me, and he is more than happy to have me on board, so I appreciate that brother.

 

[The Doctor]

I have some news that may cheer you up. I got a spot reserved in CNW, I'm going to sit down with WWE '13 in the next day or two and work on a new CAW for the app. Dan said you had some very kind words to say about me, and he is more than happy to have me on board, so I appreciate that brother.

Awesome! So glad to have you on board man, you'll make a great addition to the site and I love having my two favorite eFed places crossover. Can't wait to see what you do.

 

[JGlass]

My good computer went belly-up yesterday for no reason, my PS3 isn't connecting to the internet, and the keyboard on this laptop is garbage.

On the plus side, I finally beat Majora's Mask with all masks today. First time playing through the whole thing by myself at an age where I could really appreciate it. It's solidified itself as my favorite game of all time. Just amazing.

Sucks about your technology, but I do love when you beat a game that you haven't played in ages. Plus, now you can play Chrono Trigger.

I have some news that may cheer you up. I got a spot reserved in CNW, I'm going to sit down with WWE '13 in the next day or two and work on a new CAW for the app. Dan said you had some very kind words to say about me, and he is more than happy to have me on board, so I appreciate that brother.

That is indeed good news. I think you'll find that working with the folks on AES are extraordinarily easy and fun to work with.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm watching the Bears/Cardinals game and they were talking about how Cutler is from Santa Claus, Indiana. Maybe it is because I've lived here my whole life and after 22 years it isn't a big deal, but having a town about twenty minutes away named Santa Claus really isn't a huge deal.

In awesome news, a couple of my cousins came over for a visit and my mom gave them their Christmas gifts. My 8 year old cousin loves wrestling, so we got him a Sheamus toy because Sheamus is his favorite guy. So he and I started wrestling around and he hits me with a pillow aka a chair and I started flopping around the floor and he says "Stop that you aren't Ziggler."

 

[The Doctor]

So he and I started wrestling around and he hits me with a pillow aka a chair and I started flopping around the floor and he says "Stop that you aren't Ziggler."

Haha, that is fantastic. Wish I knew a kid who liked wrestling.

Sucks about your technology, but I do love when you beat a game that you haven't played in ages. Plus, now you can play Chrono Trigger.

Definitely plan on it. I'm actually really excited, now that I've gotten MM out of the way. Might start on it tonight actually.

 

[Tastycles]

There's a woman from Wisconsin on my course that looks loads like Amanda Knox.

Bearing in mind she is at least 10 years older than Amanda Knox, is telling her the above fact a compliment or an insult?

 

[JGlass]

I'm watching the Bears/Cardinals game and they were talking about how Cutler is from Santa Claus, Indiana. Maybe it is because I've lived here my whole life and after 22 years it isn't a big deal, but having a town about twenty minutes away named Santa Claus really isn't a huge deal.

It's like having a pool in your backyard. Every summer you're expected to be Mr. Pool Party because you have a pool in your backyard, but sometimes you just want to sit inside in the AC and watch a movie. You're used to the phenomenon and it's really not that special to you, but to everyone else it's amazing.

I don't know if it's like that at all, but it's where my brain went.

In awesome news, a couple of my cousins came over for a visit and my mom gave them their Christmas gifts. My 8 year old cousin loves wrestling, so we got him a Sheamus toy because Sheamus is his favorite guy. So he and I started wrestling around and he hits me with a pillow aka a chair and I started flopping around the floor and he says "Stop that you aren't Ziggler."

You should thank your lucky stars for that. Every day.

Haha, that is fantastic. Wish I knew a kid who liked wrestling.

Last night we taught IC's friend's kid to do "Feed Me More!" I mean, he can't say any of those words and it comes out sounding like, "FE MH BRAFPTHHH," but we know what he's saying.

Definitely plan on it. I'm actually really excited, now that I've gotten MM out of the way. Might start on it tonight actually.

Yes, that way we can talk about Unscripted and Chrono Trigger on Skype tonight.

There's a woman from Wisconsin on my course that looks loads like Amanda Knox.

Bearing in mind she is at least 10 years older than Amanda Knox, is telling her the above fact a compliment or an insult?

I'm going to go for a third option and pick neither. I think that type of statement is more of an innocuous ice breaker that could go either way. What will really be telling is if she knows whom Amanda Knox is.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

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[JGlass]

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Don't jinx it man, Unscripted hasn't been posted yet!

 

[justinsayne]

So I was in both Yahoo Fantasy Football championships, lost one to good ol' Merk, & won the other, so this makes me & Merk that Fantasy Football Champions of the World... or WZ at least.

 

[JGlass]

So I was in both Yahoo Fantasy Football championships, lost one to good ol' Merk, & won the other, so this makes me & Merk that Fantasy Football Champions of the World... or WZ at least.

Ohhhh, THAT'S what he was referring to. Well congratulations are in order. Your Packer's might be bird food come playoff time, but at least you'll have that fantasy football championship to get you through the hockeyless spring.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

I await my gifts!

Shower me with gold!

 

[nightmare]

I await my gifts!

Shower me with gold!

So the prize for winning the league is a Golden Shower? Man, the internet is a strange place....

 

[JGlass]

My sister confirmed to me that she doesn't like Santa Claus. I know that we're Jewish, but Santa is the man. He gives people presents for no reason. NO! REASON!

Also, Bruce Springsteen's Santa Claus is Coming to Town is still the only good Christmas song.

So the prize for winning the league is a Golden Shower? Man, the internet is a strange place....

I lol'd.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

A golden shower? Seems impractical and like a bitch to install. Also my current shower is on the second floor and one made out of gold is going to be a bitch to get up the stairs.

 

[.]

So I'm watching Indiana Jones 4 for the first time. I'm half through it and, at the risk of being banned and put on Sam's naughty list, it's not as bad as people were saying. That being said I am only part way through.

 

[nightmare]

A golden shower? Seems impractical and like a bitch to install. Also my current shower is on the second floor and one made out of gold is going to be a bitch to get up the stairs.

It seems easier if she just angled her vagina out the window & you stood underneath the fire escape.

 

[Coco]

Merry Christmas JGlass, Doc, and anyone else in this thread that I like.

 

[JGlass]

Merry Christmas JGlass, Doc, and anyone else in this thread that I like.

Right back atcha.

I'm surprised by the lack of Christmas threads this year. It seems like last year everybody had a thread where they promised rep or an amusing story. This year all we got was Sam saying nice things about you, though I am grateful for that.

 

[.]

So I'm watching Indiana Jones 4 for the first time. I'm half through it and, at the risk of being banned and put on Sam's naughty list, it's not as bad as people were saying.

I retract this statement.

 

[Барбоса]

Big 24 hours ahead.

Few beas, presents and then more than I should eat in a week.

 

[JGlass]

Beas?

 

[nightmare]

Beas?

Started drinking early i assume. Or learning his alphabet.


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[Барбоса]

Beas is how my friends and I talk about having a few alcoholic beverages.

Actually it is our rendition of a South African accent. Its also similar to the Bostonian accent too.

 

[JGlass]

Beas is how my friends and I talk about having a few alcoholic beverages.

Actually it is our rendition of a South African accent. Its also similar to the Bostonian accent too.

Ahh, of course! "Beah heah," the war cry of many a Red Sox fan.