Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Bernkastel]

Oh, fuck Itachi dead in the ass with a flaming *****. I've read enough ridiculous arguments for that twat without bringing him here.

I swear to god, if he makes it in and someone mentions that fucking crow I will kill them in their bed.

Some of his supporters vastly overestimate his strength; I've heard people try and say that he could beat Madara, which is shit. His weaknesses would keep him from being OP though. Seriously... if he spams the MS he loses energy faster than SSJ3 Goku.

And the crow isn't even his power.

 

[Remix]

No, it pretty much is. He controls the crow via summon (which is Kosher in my book) and can programme what he wants the genjutsu to do. And since Naruto also suffers from stupid mangaka syndrome, things like Ameterasu become considerably more dangerous than they ever were in the actual manga.

Also, his Susanoo has a sword that can't be stopped and causes instant incapacitation and a shield that can and will be argued as capable of blocking anything.

 

[Bernkastel]

No, it pretty much is. He controls the crow via summon (which is Kosher in my book) and can programme what he wants the genjutsu to do. And since Naruto also suffers from stupid mangaka syndrome, things like Ameterasu become considerably more dangerous than they ever were in the actual manga.

Also, his Susanoo has a sword that can't be stopped and causes instant incapacitation and a shield that can and will be argued as capable of blocking anything.

I'm talking about the kotoamatsukami, which is Shisui Uchiha's power. It only works once.

And the second is true, but he can't spam Susanoo like Sasuke and Madara can; he'll lose his sight eventually. Using Izanagi and Izanami will also cost him his eyesight.

 

[GI Cake]

So Mikey and I just sat through 9-10 hours of Borderlands...Words can't describe how insanely awesome the game is. Well worth it if you have friends to pal up with.

 

[JGlass]

I don't like the anime guys for the most part because the most popular characters in Japanese pop culture usually happen to be the strongest as well. We Westerners love our heroes to have one gaping weakness (Achilles' ankle or Superman's kryptonite comes to mind), but the Eastern heroes are generally portrayed as these unbeatable machines.

 

[The Crock]

You can see their weaknesses... if you squint.

 

[justinsayne]

I don't like the anime guys for the most part because the most popular characters in Japanese pop culture usually happen to be the strongest as well. We Westerners love our heroes to have one gaping weakness (Achilles' ankle or Superman's kryptonite comes to mind), but the Eastern heroes are generally portrayed as these unbeatable machines.

Pretty much sums up my biggest problem with anime

 

[Bernkastel]

I don't like the anime guys for the most part because the most popular characters in Japanese pop culture usually happen to be the strongest as well. We Westerners love our heroes to have one gaping weakness (Achilles' ankle or Superman's kryptonite comes to mind), but the Eastern heroes are generally portrayed as these unbeatable machines.

... I swear I just made this same comparison for the differences between American and Japanese pro wrestling.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

I checked the title at least 3 times to see if I was in the right thread. I never thought I'd come in here to find an ongoing conversation about Naruto.

 

[Harthan]

I checked the title at least 3 times to see if I was in the right thread. I never thought I'd come in here to find an ongoing conversation about Naruto.

The Battlezone Tournament be fucking with people.

Come to my thread, we'll talk about shit that isn't dumb.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

The Battlezone Tournament be fucking with people.

Come to my thread, we'll talk about shit that isn't dumb.

Your reply is funny because I actually like Naruto

Although I haven't actually watched it in years. I keep up every now and then with the manga though.

 

[Harthan]

Your reply is funny because I actually like Naruto

Although I haven't actually watched it in years. I keep up every now and then with the manga though.

Naruto's cool. I just lost interesting in discussing his merits relative to other fictional characters.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

So Mikey and I just sat through 9-10 hours of Borderlands...Words can't describe how insanely awesome the game is. Well worth it if you have friends to pal up with.

My group's only level 8 and I can't stop jizzing over how awesome the gunzerker is. I have a slow firing explosive shotgun, and a fast firing average damaging shotgun, and I'm wrecking EVERYTHING

 

[GI Cake]

My group's only level 8 and I can't stop jizzing over how awesome the gunzerker is. I have a slow firing explosive shotgun, and a fast firing average damaging shotgun, and I'm wrecking EVERYTHING

Bro, with the Gunzerker if you can manage to find two weapons that grenade when you reload you'll just be all sorts of fucking awesome. The ninja class is bad ass and with all these sword buffs. I've found a Sniper Rifle with a bladed end. You never know true happiness when you disregard long-range shooting to spear flaming midgets.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Bro, with the Gunzerker if you can manage to find two weapons that grenade when you reload you are just be all sorts of fucking awesome. The ninja class is bad ass and with all these sword buffs. I've found a Sniper Rifle with a bladed end. You never know true happiness when you disregard long-range shooting to spear flaming midgets.

Did you get the Season Pass? And I don't like the Tediore weapons because I usually fight point blank and don't have the Max HP/Regen to take the weapons' splash damage.

Yet.

 

[GI Cake]

Did you get the Season Pass?

You're damn right I did. We gotta play be in the same party some time. Borderlands 2 is just down right the best co-op game I have played in a long time. Only gripe I have is the shared loot. I have a friend who fucking ninja's more than half the good shit. >_>

 

[JGlass]

Come to my thread, we'll talk about shit that isn't dumb.

Like Magic and MLP?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

You're damn right I did. We gotta play be in the same party some time. Borderlands 2 is just down right the best co-op game I have played in a long time. Only gripe I have is the shared loot. I have a friend who fucking ninja's more than half the good shit. >_>

We share. Well, kind of.

"FUCK YOU MY SHIELD IS SHIT"
"But I wanted that shield."
"Fine here's a shitty pistol shut the fuck up"

 

[GI Cake]

We share. Well, kind of.

"FUCK YOU MY SHIELD IS SHIT"
"But I wanted that shield."
"Fine here's a shitty pistol shut the fuck up"

Wait till you meet the Cancer Kid that gives you rare items if you find him in town every other hour. You'll shit bricks.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Wait till you meet the Cancer Kid that gives you rare items if you find him in town every other hour. You'll shit bricks.

I fucking hope so, if I don't have at least decent guns I can't do much, since I still play with the Berserker mentality of "Oh shit enemies, I'll get a second wind" *Run in the middle of like 8 guys*

wait no spoilers

 

[GI Cake]

I fucking hope so, if I don't have at least decent guns I can't do much, since I still play with the Berserker mentality of "Oh shit enemies, I'll get a second wind" *Run in the middle of like 8 guys*

wait no spoilers

For the Gunzerker my friend usually keeps the fight mid-distance with Assault rifles and actually let's the Commando and my decoy take up most of the aggro as he flanks in.

It's not a spoiler, from what my friend explained, the kid that gives you rare loot was a loyal fan that was a huge part of the Gearbox fan community that died of cancer. So naturally Gearbox put this kid in the game and has him in plain sight in Sanctuary and gives you rare loot from grenade mods, shields, class mods, or weapons. I managed to get a purple pistol that I've used up until I got a new fancy handgun.


Also, the character customs are god damn amazing. My ninja has a Daft Punk Helmet. But it seems the Siren, no matter what you do to her head will look like a bull-dyke...I think it's the tattoos.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

For the Gunzerker my friend usually keeps the fight mid-distance with Assault rifles and actually let's the Commando and my decoy take up most of the aggro as he flanks in.

It's not a spoiler, from what my friend explained, the kid that gives you rare loot was a loyal fan that was a huge part of the Gearbox fan community that died of cancer. So naturally Gearbox put this kid in the game and has him in plain sight in Sanctuary and gives you rare loot from grenade mods, shields, class mods, or weapons. I managed to get a purple pistol that I've used up until I got a new fancy handgun.


Also, the character customs are god damn amazing. My ninja has a Daft Punk Helmet. But it seems the Siren, no matter what you do to her head will look like a bull-dyke...I think it's the tattoos.

OH, that kid, right, I heard he was going to be included.

None of us have found even a usable assault rifle. I was going pistol and shotty until i found this rapid fire shotgun.

 

[GI Cake]

OH, that kid, right, I heard he was going to be included.

None of us have found even a usable assault rifle. I was going pistol and shotty until i found this rapid fire shotgun.

Assault Rifles are pretty shit when you start. They only get good till you hit lvl 12. Even then it depends if you can find one that does elemental damage. As a Ninja I still use Pistols and my handy dandy spear ended Sniper. Plus I do an unholy amount of damage with a deception back stab.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

OH, that kid, right, I heard he was going to be included.

None of us have found even a usable assault rifle. I was going pistol and shotty until i found this rapid fire shotgun.

The lack of good assault rifles is killing me. I'm playing commando and I have a class mod I'm waiting to use that gives me a 20% increase to assault rifle damage and a 25% ammo increase, but they are all absolute shit so far. Most of my play involves throwing down my turret, then having Pancake run in and be the world's worst ninja.

 

[Барбоса]

Borderlands sounds like another game for the well-adjusted