Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Shotaro]

So Mikey and I just sat through 9-10 hours of Borderlands...Words can't describe how insanely awesome the game is. Well worth it if you have friends to pal up with.

Yeah tell me about it - I logged onto Xbox Live, CMPancake and Yazloz both online - fucking full party of your assclown friends

 

[SD619]

Goku also can't sustain that form unless he's dead

He was alive when he was fighting Kid Buu. He did sustain it for quite some time.

 

[JGlass]

Yeah tell me about it - I logged onto Xbox Live, CMPancake and Yazloz both online - fucking full party of your assclown friends

Yeah, Pancake's XBox friends make me want to jump off a high roof.

 

[Shotaro]

Yeah, Pancake's XBox friends make me want to jump off a high roof.

Save for yourself, myself and Yazloz yeah, it seems to be the case. I don't know if there are any other forum folks on there though.

 

[Барбоса]

Trying my best to get out of having to go out for my friend's birthday in Belfast tomorrow as the chances of it being a mindless affair are very high.

 

[Ming]

I'm on Xbox Live, mind you all of my headsets are broken and everything's been boring as fuck. That is until FIFA 13 comes out.

Played ME3 Multiplayer to death. Not going back to FIFA 12 this close to 13. MW3 sucks male genitalia of all shapes and sizes. WWE '12 was fun. Then there's Gears Of War 3 which none of my friends possess.

 

[Ming]

Trying my best to get out of having to go out for my friend's birthday in Belfast tomorrow as the chances of it being a mindless affair are very high.

You're trying to not go out? In Belfast? Mate... just go and get drunk as fuck. That way it'll be a mindless affair, but in a good way.

 

[Барбоса]

You're trying to not go out? In Belfast? Mate... just go and get drunk as fuck. That way it'll be a mindless affair, but in a good way.

I have absolutely no interest in getting "drunk as fuck."

 

[Ming]

I have absolutely no interest in getting "drunk as fuck."

Wait... aren't you Irish?

 

[Барбоса]

Wait... aren't you Irish?

Just because I have a high threshold for the Creature does not mean that I actually enjoy tussling with it or dealing with others who have a lesser threshold/greater thirst.

 

[Ming]

Just because I have a high threshold for the Creature does not mean that I actually enjoy tussling with it or dealing with others who have a lesser threshold/greater thirst.

I take it your friend is a mighty cunt.

 

[Барбоса]

I take it your friend is a mighty cunt.

No, actually he is a rather well behaved drunk and I don't really dislike anyone that is going.

It is just that when they all get together, they act as an accelerant to each other and I, who will be drinking but not drunk, will be caught in the middle of a increasingly idiotic affair in some shite club when I would rather just sit on in a bar.

Normally, that is when I go home but unfortunately being in Belfast removes that avenue of escape.

 

[Ming]

No, actually he is a rather well behaved drunk and I don't really dislike anyone that is going.

It is just that when they all get together, they act as an accelerant to each other and I, who will be drinking but not drunk, will be caught in the middle of a increasingly idiotic affair in some shite club when I would rather just sit on in a bar.

Normally, that is when I go home but unfortunately being in Belfast removes that avenue of escape.

Go and get laid instead of going home then.

 

[Барбоса]

Go and get laid instead of going home then.

If only it was that straight-forward

 

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It is just that when they all get together, they act as an accelerant to each other and I, who will be drinking but not drunk, will be caught in the middle of a increasingly idiotic affair in some shite club when I would rather just sit on in a bar.

You just described my 18th last Saturday

 

[Ming]

If only it was that straight-forward

It isn't as difficult as you're thinking.

You're no fool. When drunk you'll be confident, (don't get too drunk obviously, no lady is going to take you home if you're pissing yourself) confidence is key. If you're ugly enough to repel the two previous points then wear sunglasses and gel your hair back, that's more than enough to make a man seem attractive in Belfast. Fuck, throw on a blazer if you're feeling good. Worst-case scenario if you follow these steps, you'll get stuck with a women that might be a tad overweight.. But that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Your Welcome.

Spoiler

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

I don't think we're getting it, not that it really matters after replaying the Mass Effect 2 demo again, I decided I'd much rather spend $15 & get that game instead anyway.

Have you started playing it yet? I just finally opened it up the other day after having it sit on my shelf unplayed for a year.

So happy I picked up Andre Brown in two of our leagues, so far he seems to be the answer to my RB woes.

Sorry I prevented you from grabbing him in all 3 leagues.

I've never been in 1st place in any fantasy leage ever, hopfully he'll help keep me there for a bit more.

So Mikey and I just sat through 9-10 hours of Borderlands...Words can't describe how insanely awesome the game is. Well worth it if you have friends to pal up with.

The peeps with PS3s need to get on getting this game as I can't wait to get my heads on it... after Mass Effect 2.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

The peeps with PS3s need to get on getting this game as I can't wait to get my heads on it... after Mass Effect 2.

I forgot I have you added on PS3. With it being fall now I don't know if I'd be for a 9-10 hour session of anything though. Currently waiting on that Resident Evil 6.

 

[Барбоса]

It isn't as difficult as you're thinking.

You're no fool. When drunk you'll be confident, (don't get too drunk obviously, no lady is going to take you home if you're pissing yourself) confidence is key. If you're ugly enough to repel the two previous points then wear sunglasses and gel your hair back, that's more than enough to make a man seem attractive in Belfast. Fuck, throw on a blazer if you're feeling good. Worst-case scenario if you follow these steps, you'll get stuck with a women that might be a tad overweight.. But that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Yeah, none of that is happening. For one, I have less hair than the NorCal and for two, I have never gone out "on the pull" in my life and I am not starting now.

Your Welcome.

Spoiler

You just made Damien Sandow cry on so many levels.

 

[Bernkastel]

I have absolutely no interest in getting "drunk as fuck."

I don't like the taste of beer myself. Vodka and tequila are good.

 

[Барбоса]

I don't like the taste of beer myself. Vodka and tequila are good.

I drink beer and nothing else.

 

[Ming]

Yeah, none of that is happening. For one, I have less hair than the NorCal and for two, I have never gone out "on the pull" in my life and I am not starting now.

Then wear a hat! This is a solution for you're early exit from your friends and you'd have a great time exiting them. And maybe entering something else. That's shitty joke #206 this week, I'm on fire.

You just made Damien Sandow cry on so many levels.

Fixing problems is what we do, him sorting out the ignoramuses of the WWE and me fixing your problem of what to do in Belfast.

 

[nightmare]

I don't like the taste of beer myself. Vodka and tequila are good.

Is it beer in general or a certain type you tried? I cant stand light beer, but there are so many others that taste much better. There is a considerable difference between the types.

 

[Bernkastel]

Is it beer in general or a certain type you tried? I cant stand light beer, but there are so many others that taste much better. There is a considerable difference between the types.

In general, I can't even do lagers unless in small amounts, although I do like chocolate stouts.

 

[nightmare]

I think that some of the smaller brewers make some fantastic beer, but a vast majority of them are crap.

Never tried chocolate stout though, what kind did you try\recommend?