Get To Know Bender

[Brilliant Human Being]

Fuck it, I'm bored, and yes I'm aware this is blatantly ripping off at least one other thread. Ask me anything, I'm in a revealing mood. The incentive? I'm not a cunt, let me prove it to you.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Do you enjoy butt play?

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Only on special occasions.

 

[Dave]

Are you Scottish?

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

No. English.

 

[Dave]

I thought you said you weren't a cunt?

I'm kidding, of course.

 

[Lee]

So because you're from the Arse-end of nowhere are you a mackem?

 

[SavageTaker]

Can you bend?

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

I thought you said you weren't a cunt?

I'm kidding, of course.

Well played.

So because you're from the Arse-end of nowhere are you a mackem?

North West, the home of everything miserable.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Can you bend?

Every which way and more.

 

[Nate DaMac]

What's the second most used word in your vocabulary?

 

[CH David]

What's your middle name?

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

What's the second most used word in your vocabulary?

Off the top of my head, 'and'.

What's your middle name?

James.

 

[CH David]

DAMN!!! My hopes were dashed.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was Daffodil.



Daffodil.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

DAMN!!! My hopes were dashed.

Why, what was the right answer? IM SORRY.

 

[CH David]

I was hoping you would say Bending. Then my follow up question was going to be who is your best friend. Dashed I tell you.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

I can only apologise that my name doesn't naturally set itself up for comedy. My parents failed me.

 

[CH David]

[YOUTUBE]GLpO-OvJU74[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Bump.

 

[¡Roján!]

Do you prefer Pepsi or Coca-cola?

 

[CH David]

You aren't Bender, therefore you aren't the greatest. I was excited about possibly having a robot from the future on here.

 

[Lee]

Are you a robot or are you gay?

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Are you a robot or are you gay?

Funnily enough, neither. Be good to experience being one of those things.

You aren't Bender, therefore you aren't the greatest. I was excited about possibly having a robot from the future on here.

I apologise. Gravely.

Do you prefer Pepsi or Coca-cola?

Neither.

 

[Super Hans]

I already know plenty of Benders (no homo)